angpai30
10-15-2012, 12:10 AM
It was 5 :30 a.m. and I had just barely shaved to start going through my morning routine; Down the stairs I head to go take a shower as I have found that the heat from the shower opens up the poors to push the beard out, but by allowing it to cool off it sucks the beard in and I do this multiple times to allow a smooth facial pallette. After my shower I contine getting ready and lost track of time and in the event of brushing my hair and styling it. I looked at my phone for the time and my heart stopped. I had only 5 minutes to get to work and I live 20 minutes away from work. I finish my hair and quickly grab my jacket, purse, phone and keys and rush out the door. I jump in my car, turn it on, rev it to heat it up a bit so my heater will work on the way to work, buckle, shift and take off. I'm speeding through town going at least 20 over the speed limit not realizing how fast I'm going because my hair is still wet and I'm trying to blow dry it using my heater in my car while at the stop lights and thinking about how I cannot be late no matter what happens. I get on the freeway not noticing that there is a cop behind me, I shift into 5th and take off. I'm going 90 now going south on the freeway and I notice this car is following me, but I still don't realize it's a cop. I keep my speed and as I'm coming to my exit I pull into the exit only lane and bam the lights start flashing. First thought was "damn, I got caught and then about 5 seconds later I was balling... crying my eyes out because I can't afford such an exspensive ticket. With everything that had happened this week all the way up to that point made this pull over top my WORST WEEK EVER category. So I'm balling my eyes out and ruining my makeup I just did and the policeman knocks on the window... I looked at him and took a minute to register that he wanted the window down because I felt horrible. I roll down the window and he asks for license and registration. I hand him my license and and disclose to him that my registration is also currently expired and started to cry a river at this point. The policeman looks at the license and says "is this man the owner of the car?" Yes, officer. OK, I will also need your license as well; still sobbing I piped up and said "that is my license officer" and he looked at me and stated that it wasn't funny and that he needed my license. Still sobbing I told him "officer that is my license" He didn't looked convinced as he asked a third time for my license. I finally took a deep breathe and said "officer that is my license and that is me in that picture". He lifts up my license to examing me and my picture and still not looking quite convinced that it was me he walks back to his car and sits there for about 15 minutes. He finally comes back and issues me of all the things I least expected "a warning"!!!!! Yay, my heart is jumping for joy as I wanted to jump out of my car, run over to him and give him a gigantic hug and kiss for being so nice. He even helped me put on my spare because my tired deflated the moment he pulled me over and my car was scratched from one of the construction signs. I told a Co-Worker of mine and the moment I finished my story her jaw dropped so low you could have climbed in and had a comfortable sleep, but then she started laughing hysterically and I didn't know what was so funny. She looked at me and pointed saying "do you realize what you just did?" No, what did I just do?? You of all people just pulled the most classic girl trick in the books "The massive crying and get out of a ticket trick" and you use to be a "GUY" that makes it even funnier. So, I apparently I have also pulled my first girl trick.
Angela
Angela