A little Christmas carol, TS style

[LeaP]

God rest you merry, trans women
Let nothing you dismay
You'll get a gift of Ousterhout
First thing on Christmas day
To save you from your aging's power
And T that's gone astray
O tidings of comfort and joy,
Comfort and joy
O tidings of comfort and joy

In Montreal, in Canada,
Doc Brassard once was born
He grew and entered surgery
To comfort the forlorn
The GID his patients have
He cuts away in scorn
O tidings of comfort and joy,
Comfort and joy
O tidings of comfort and joy

Insurance companies will pay
All our dysphoria claims;
And unto certain medicos
Tend monies for the same:
Now that in Washington was passed
Obamacare by Name.
O tidings of comfort and joy,
Comfort and joy
O tidings of comfort and joy

“Fear not then,” said my therapist,
“Let nothing you affright,
Your spouse will see within your soul
Your womanhood tonight,
Now freed because you trusted her
To see what's good and right”
O tidings of comfort and joy,
Comfort and joy
O tidings of comfort and joy

The moderators at this news
Rejoiced much then in mind,
They thought the fighting then would end
'Tis ceaseless, burning grind:
And went to Tamara straightway
Their admin rights to find.
O tidings of comfort and joy,
Comfort and joy
O tidings of comfort and joy

And when from SRS came home
And 'pon their bedsteads lay,
All their brows were furrowed 'oer
At least four times per day
Give thanks to God for fresh KY
To pain of stretch allay.
O tidings of comfort and joy,
Comfort and joy
O tidings of comfort and joy

Now to the Lord sing praises,
All you within this place,
And with true love and sisterhood
Each other now embrace;
This holy path of womanhood
All other doth deface.
O tidings of comfort and joy,
Comfort and joy
O tidings of comfort and joy

[Laurie Ann]

Lea that is amazing you have a creative mind.

[LeaP]

Thank you. It was starting to look like an effort to set a record for most view with no replies. I can only assume it falls flat for many ... and hopefully didn't offend. The intent was to lighten things.

[melissaK]

[Really big smile] Extra Holiday Hugs to you LeaP! :hugs:

[Kathryn Martin]

It is just wicked


Thank you. It was starting to look like an effort to set a record for most view with no replies. I can only assume it falls flat for many ... and hopefully didn't offend. The intent was to lighten things.

[Lorileah]

I won't reply so you can go for the record.

[KellyJameson]

My God what a brilliant mind you have. You always leave me astounded.

It will be a sad day if you ever choose to leave the forum.

Merry Christmas Lea and may 2013 bring you all that you desire and more importantly need.

Love you as always. Kelly

[LeaP]

My God what a brilliant mind you have. You always leave me astounded.

Thank you, but, unusually for you, you are wrong, in this case having confused second class wit with brilliance!

It is you, Kelly, whose thinking stops me cold.

[CharleneT]

I won't reply either (it is great!)


oooopppssssiiieeee... there goes the record !

[vikki2020]

A new classic!:)