You're kidding, right?

[Kate Simmons]

Not to mention any names but some things folks do on here in connection with being en femme crack me up. It would be neat to list dumb things we've done or crazy ideas we've had en femme. We can probably have some fun with this. I'll start. I thought I would walk in the yard with my heels after it rained--bad idea! :)

[suzy1]

I thought I would walk in the yard with my heels after it rained--bad idea! :)

I did that in my 4” heels and they became flats!:facepalm:

[Roberta Young]

Kate, never barbecue with a long wig. Hugs Roberta

[Shari]

Watch out for that long wig as it can erupt when lighting a cigarette too.
Gotta get off those things.

[Roberta Young]

Shari, been there done that.

[Georgina2]

Caught my wig in a low ceiling light fitting.Forgot about the heels.

xxxGeorgina xxx

[CarlaWestin]

Sneaking out of the house one night, for a little fem midnight stroll, as I closed the door a heavy mosaic sculpture came unhooked and fell on my head. Blood all over the place and I nearly passed out. Had everything cleaned up and the mosaic fixed and rehung within an hour. No one ever knew and I didn't need any stitches although I do walk a little funny.

[Beverley Sims]

I think a lot of us have walked across a lawn in high heels and walked on tippy toes.
Clearance problems. Boobs running into some guy whilst squeezing through a door sideways. (Hello sailor.)
Catching wig in a low cut branch. It is brushed high on the head so duck further.
Being chased by someone when your bra is not done up tightly.
Boy do those tits bounce up and down then. It is not like running normally, you tend to control that. But when you are running like a scared jack rabbit you are not bothering to control anything and you can lose everything. :)

[Nikki A.]

Done the singed wig with a cigarette. Most embarassed when I stood up to greet a friend at our Xmas party and my skirt just dropped to the floor. Lack of hips and a bit of lost weight contributed to that.

[Angela Campbell]

I tried an epilator on my face.......owwwwwww!

[heatherdress]

Changed a flat tire with 5 inch stiletto heels. Gravel road. In front of onlookers. Mini. Had to change the tire but should have taken shoes off. I really loved those shoes.

[DameErrant]

Changed a flat tire with 5 inch stiletto heels. Gravel road. In front of onlookers. Mini. Had to change the tire but should have taken shoes off. I really loved those shoes.

No one offered to help, or were they just enjoying the show? Back when I was young my parents, (who would definitely not approve of my CDing,) would have given me a Gibbs to the back of the head if I didn't help a woman, even a T-Girl, change her tire.

And just to keep it fair, my big mistake was giving a fellow(?) CD a gentle, joking Gibbs and knocking her wig off! Into the punch! Ouch! But to make up for it, I gave her one of my other wigs.

[Danielle_cder]

Oh its snowing out Ill stay inside n dress up, oh its snowing alot lets go out and get in the jeep, ooo this snow is slippery lets go do doughnuts in an empty parking lot....Sh*t theres a cop....

[stacey.eyes]

Driving to a girls' meetup, changed lanes and a van sideswiped me and took my front bumper cover halfway off, so it's dragging on the pavement. Pulled over along with the other driver, and a cop who just happened by. I'm in a sundress and heels, exchanging information in front of onlookers. Then I have to rip the bumper cover the rest of the way off, stuff it in the back seat and continue on my way. I was 15 minutes late to the meetup. Lesson: be patient and don't change lanes.

[LaraPeterson]

Mopped the tile in the kitchen one morning, the floor was really slick; put on heels that evening and started through the house; did the splits--I can't do the splits, ouch!

[Duana]

Burned a lot of wigs with cigarettes.
Waxed my eyebrows VERY thin. Looked pretty weird in boy mode.

[LadyPilot]

During my closeted (nobody knew) days I went to a local lake and found a very secluded spot and laid in sun with bikini top, who knew my pale white skin will burn around the bikini top outline. Spent the next few days waiting for the best 'dark' time to remove shirt, take shower, etc.. My now 'ex' would have been to happy! LP

[Michaela42]

Younger days . . . I 'borrowed' a dress that a cousin had sent over for my Mother to hem. No problem getting into the dress, though it was a bit snug. However, when Mom came home unexpectedly I broke the zipper in my panic.

/still feel bad
// it was a really cute dress
/// Mom fixed it - Moms fix everything

[Jilmac]

I slept in my silicone forms, blew one out and woke up with silicone ooze all over my chest.

[Jacky Aikou]

One sunny day on my third ever excursion out as Jacky, I parked in a shopping center near Lane Bryant. Shut off the car, fixed my hair (wig) freshened up my lippy, and grabbed my purse to go. All of a sudden I notice a few people in the car parked a couple spaces over from me, and I get self-conscious. Resolutely, I open the door, swing my legs out of the car in my best lady-like manner, and go to get up.

Only to sit back down hard when I realize I forgot to unbuckle my seat belt! Unbelievable. :Angry3:

Eventually I made it into the store and enjoyed shoe shopping. :heehee:

[CarlaWestin]

I tried an epilator on my face.......owwwwwww! I learned the hard way where not to use Nair. Three weeks healing. Not fun.

[docrobbysherry]

Eating my wig whenever I go out to dinner!

Bumping into things at home while wearing 5" heels. The wigs prevented lots of head damage, tho!

Driving very carefully in heels, wig, and on occasion, mask!

And, just last nite I decided to sleep en fem and to use the water balloons left over from last weekend's session as forms! I live in an unheated house. After about 15 minutes of freezing my nipples off, I switched to silicone forms. Which heated up in a matter of minutes!

[bimini1]

Let me just say this. Tall girls need to watch out for ceiling fans when in very high heels.

[Chickhe]

Is it called 'stupid CDer tricks'? I look back now...and I feel stupid for being so scared and paranoid when buying anything. One time I was in a store waiting in line when the lady in front of me dropped her whole arm full of stuff...I was way too scared to move or speak and didn't offer to help...I'm sure I looked like a real sport...got to the cash and girl at the cash was scared looking staring at me...I smiled and she was a little better, but that was a tough situation. Still feel bad, but it was imposible to do anything else.

[happy2cd]

My first time going out. I was at a hotel and had no wig, but it was the middle of the night and did not expect to see anyone. I got dressed in everything else and added makeup and went to the stairs. I walked to ground floor. Having gotten this far I thought that I would brave the parking lot. I opened the door lokked around and chickened out. I went back up to a floor that had conference rooms and walked around there. One wall had a huge mirror and I was watching how I looked while walking in heels, when I heard the stairwell door open. I tried for the elevator but ducked into the mens room instead. The person came into tthe bathroom washed hands and then waited outside. I had to leave so I walked out to find hotel security waiting for me. As I was being escorted back to my room I was informed that there was an alarm on the door at the ground floor.

So much for a stealthy romp.

[sonna]

dont forget your wearing make up when you blow your nose then whipe it right off your face

[Michelle 51]

I'm in a different city and a friend I met online and her wife pick me at my motel to go to a meetup.I'm wearing a mini because I'm only going from the vehicle to the meeting.No problem it's early but when they drop me off its 11.30 PM and there's a bar 20 ft from the motel entrance and if you ever tried to swing your legs out of the rear seat of a SUV in a mini that should have a age 25 restriction on it without showing it all in front of about 15 patrons outside enjoying a smoke and chatting you'll understand how embarrasing that can be.

[sonna]

blond moment for me... dont weed eat in a skirt...and you thought would be ovious..some of us have to learn the hard way!!

[Cindia]

I ran out of gas. I knew I was low, was going to get some but ran out not to far from a gas station, but not the one I intended on going to. I didn't want to stop at this station because my sister worked there and I did not want to see her. Luckily she was off as I had to go inside and get a gas can as I was not able to push the car up the little hill in the wedge heels that were a little bit too small. This was possibly the first time I went out dressed that was not just walking around the block at 2AM.

[Eryn]

Before driving away from home, count your breasts.

There should be two and they should be on your chest, not sitting comfortably on your bed.

Despite this, my wife had a great time with her flat-chested girlfriend! :)

[YorkshireRose]

I went to a friends party about 15 years ago and they "talked me" into putting on a prom dress of the sister of the guy who was hosting the party. After being zipped in, I jumped at the chance and was quite happily strutting around in it. All went well until it came to take it off, as everyone was either too drunk or past caring about helping me I had to unzip myself. Unfortunatly I ripped the dress up the back taking it off. Her parents were not happy....

[Jennifer in CO]

Prior to my transition back in 80, wife and I were out messing around in the yard most of the day. I had been wearing a pair of daisy earrings and she needed to go to the hardware store for a few more items for the yard. So, we headed off. Dropped her at the hardware store while I ran into the parts store. I got a few strange looks but didn't catch on till I got back in the car and looked in the rear view and saw my cute Lil earrings! Took them off that night and did you know that ears burn just like faces, arms and other places?...yeppers, I had Lil daisy sunburns on my ear lobes.

Jenn

[lingerieLiz]

I had been up at a college town to see a girl. On the way home I decided to switch to fem. This is in the early 60s. After all it was a 3 hour boring drive. Well I pulled off at a lake area and found a place to pull over. Half way through changing I could see light coming. I jumped in my car and sped away. Found another spot to finish changing. Changed and pulled out onto the highway. Lights apeared behind me one of which was RED. I slid my feet into and pulled my guy pants, which I had put on the floor, up as far as I could. And, pulled my raincoat together. The two officers stood on either side of my car and asked where I had been.

After a few minutes which seemed like days of inquisition they let me go. I can't believe they didn't see the sheer blouse or the slip sticking out the gap in my raincoat.

[Noel Chimes]

Changed a flat tire with 5 inch stiletto heels. Gravel road. In front of onlookers. Mini. Had to change the tire but should have taken shoes off. I really loved those shoes.
Picture first makeover, pink long sleeve button top, white Capri and shoes, and your car's serpentine belt brakes while on vacation in the middle of the day on the south side of Chicago.

[KellyJameson]

Unsalted frozen sidewalks and heels never seems to work out in my favor.

Also dates with men who want children.

[Celeste]

I'll never forget racing up the stairs of my building with a cd friend so we wouldn't be made by my neighbors...everything went great until reaching the top stair which was carpeted.Unfortunately the sole of my shoe slipped on it dropping all my body weight right on my femur bone.I crawled to my door,gave my keys to my friend then crawled inside in terrible pain.I didn't break it, but limped for 3 weeks.

Then there was the time before I had forms where I used water balloons.I guess falling asleep in them wasn't to great of an idea seeing one of them exploded awakening me to the realization that.."omg 'I'm still dressed and all drenched too"....lol

[Wendy G]

I've ruined a couple of wigs sitting in front of a fireplace. I seems obvious now, but at the time I did not realize that they singe fairly easily. It won't happen again. I had a mid length curly one that almost made my cry when I had to throw it out.

[GinaD]

I went out one night and decided to take a walk on the Newport Beach pier. I had just left a club and was in a miniskirt that was probably too short for a stroll , stilettos, and a speghetti string top. As I passed a group of young people, one of my heels got stuck between two planks of the pier and I nearly broke my ankle as I went down. Several people came over to help me and I got much more attention than I wanted. A girl started to call 911 for paramedics but I hastily declined and hobbled down the pier and back to my car, over loud protests from several people. Not a pleaant moment.

[Lee Andrews]

Not to mention any names but some things folks do on here in connection with being en femme crack me up. It would be neat to list dumb things we've done or crazy ideas we've had en femme. We can probably have some fun with this. I'll start. I thought I would walk in the yard with my heels after it rained--bad idea! :)

Cheap way to aerate the lawn!

[Beverley Sims]

They told me when I change and go out in drab, I should remove my makeup.

[RitaJanelle1964]

Wraparound skirts on really windy days are always an adventure...

[Debra Russell]

Went to a county fair had a wonderful time - on the way home,driving my corvette with the top down, a truck with three teenagers - boy driving two girl passengers started waving and pointing at me , ok whats up? they pulled closer to me and a pretty young thing hollared out the window "your skirt is shut in the door" It was a long white peasant type and must have looked like a sail blowing in the breeze...............................Debra

[dana 1]

I've ruined two very good wigs by opening the oven door to remove dinner, dumb dumb dumb

[Kate Simmons]

I've ruined two very good wigs by opening the oven door to remove dinner, dumb dumb dumbDon't I know it Dana? With human hair it would maybe just go flat but it kind of does a number on the synthetic ones. Lately, I've been getting some with "Futura" fiber than can be heated, styled, etc. :)

[Nancie64]

The 1st time I decided to dress and take a stroll in public was in Vegas at the Riveria. Was so excited, got all dressed and made up and decided to take walk in the hallway and go up a floor or two on the elavator and back. When I got back to the room my SO asked me why I did not put my wig on. :o

[GiannaD]

Oh its snowing out Ill stay inside n dress up, oh its snowing alot lets go out and get in the jeep, ooo this snow is slippery lets go do doughnuts in an empty parking lot....Sh*t theres a cop....

LMAO...you win Danielle!

[jillleanne]

I walkedthrough a marsh in heels to get to the beach. Not a pretty sight. On the way back, one stayed in the marsh for good. lol

[GiannaD]

Maybe two...Nair hair remove on the gonads....imagine a habenaro pepper and you're close....or coming home from office and having my 9 year old ask me why my eyes are all black...damn you mascara!