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I Am Paula
12-23-2012, 11:53 AM
In anticipation of the world ending I ran my credit cards up into the six figures, haven't paid my phone bill in months, and sat in the most expensive restaurant in town, running up a huge tab I knew I couldn't pay. Then the world didn't end. My grandmother told me never to trust a Mayan... I guess she was right. The 2013 Mayan calendaer is available at Walmart now. What should I do now? Oh yeah, this is a crossdressing forum...should I buy new boobs?-Celeste

Raychel
12-23-2012, 12:01 PM
Definitly new boobs, and lots of panties :lol2:

Beverley Sims
12-23-2012, 12:03 PM
All those promises I made, I will have to keep them now.
Like, Go out more dressed up until it feels natural. :)
That wil be hard to keep. lol.

Suzy Parker
12-23-2012, 12:29 PM
...should I buy new boobs?-Celeste

Most defineately....and get some big ones to match the big blunder you just made!

Jana
12-23-2012, 12:42 PM
In anticipation of the world ending I ran my credit cards up into the six figures, haven't paid my phone bill in months, and sat in the most expensive restaurant in town, running up a huge tab I knew I couldn't pay. Then the world didn't end. My grandmother told me never to trust a Mayan... I guess she was right. The 2013 Mayan calendaer is available at Walmart now. What should I do now? Oh yeah, this is a crossdressing forum...should I buy new boobs?-Celeste

Call your credit card administrator. They are renowned for being extremely helpful, understanding and above all, forgiving (of debts)...

BillieAnneJean
12-23-2012, 01:06 PM
Jana,
As your credit card Administrator, I assure you I do NOT share your sense of humor. I will have you know that I and my worldwide association of Administrators have, through humorless hours of dilligent monitoring, averted the end of the world. Merely look around you to see the proof.
YOU, on the other hand, will think it is the end of the world when you discover what I have done to YOUR cards!
Should you then decide to alter your attitude, take the appropriate humor antidote, and lose your @#$% sense of humor, I may chose to let you continue.
Madministrator

JANA!
That was a joke!!!!
Don't close out your account!
The numbers are down!
Oh My!
It is all those @#$% pills!
Sadministrator

CynthiaD
12-23-2012, 01:53 PM
... I ran my credit cards up into the six figures, ... should I buy new boobs?-Celeste

After running your credit cards up to six figures, you should have a whole house full of boobs! Don't tell me you frittered all that money away on something silly!

kimdl93
12-23-2012, 05:11 PM
I agree, your grandmother was right about the Mayans, but what was her opinion on new boobs?

Kate Simmons
12-23-2012, 05:36 PM
The hell with the boobs. I would have had a whole new body if I spent 6 figures with my CC's. ;):battingeyelashes::)

RADER
12-23-2012, 06:25 PM
Some one is always sending me Checks to write myself a loan.
Just use some of those checks to pay off your credit cards with.
Thea wen the bill comes for the checks, use a credit card to pay
the check loan with. I bet you could keep them in Circles for years. LOL
Rader

NicoleScott
12-24-2012, 08:01 AM
Not to worry. The way things are going, all debt of all kinds will be forgiven. And, those who ran up the biggest debts will even get a bonus.

Angela Campbell
12-24-2012, 08:02 AM
Some one is always sending me Checks to write myself a loan.
Just use some of those checks to pay off your credit cards with.
Thea wen the bill comes for the checks, use a credit card to pay
the check loan with. I bet you could keep them in Circles for years. LOL
Rader

Why not, the government does it.

Melissa73
12-24-2012, 09:13 AM
yeah buy new boobs, then of course ur have to get a new dress to go with your boobs, then new shoes too... it can be endless cycle


melissa

I Am Paula
12-24-2012, 10:25 AM
My accountant says I spent half my life savings on lingerie, shoes, jewellery, make up, and beauty salons. I guess I squandered the rest.-Celeste

Carole
12-24-2012, 10:35 AM
Seems like all your 'boobs' were this year Celeste, I should wait until 2013. The Mayan hadn't accounted beyond 21/12/12 so your credit card bill won't exist.

Vieja
12-24-2012, 10:38 AM
The world can't end yet. At 85 I need about 15 years to use up all my

panties, slips, nighties and other fem stuff.


Vieja