Wonderwho
02-07-2013, 09:37 PM
Wear clean underwear, you could get hit by a Bus.
Okay so it wasn’t a bus but Mom was almost right. Recently I had a heart episode that left me out coldand unresponsive on the floor of a of a wonderfully classic old theater.
This is not about that but about the strange and embarrassing situations that preceded and followed the night out with my wife.
The tickets were for the band Heart, (I know, should have picked a different band,) they were a Christmas present from my wife. As a closet CDer and not out long to my wife she said I could wear what I wanted to as long as it was not a dress. I respect her so went with stretch jeans and 3 inch heel boots, (this outfit caused me problems a while back, different post), a silver gray turtle neck and a matching balloon sleeve top. As this was a special occasion I had a new matching bra and panty set, the first lace bra I have ever worn. My wife had a wonderful red dress and black knee high boots, I had gotten this outfit for her for Christmas, she had mixed emotions about it but was wearing the outfit and looked Hot.
The theater is about an hour from where we live so we had a hotel room within walking distance.
After getting dressed, I still cannot let my wife me partially dressed, we walked to a great old Irish bar near the theater. Dinner and some drinks and we were on our way to what was to be a wonderful night out with music and in the company of my wonderful wife.
Then came the Bus.
After a little while in the foyer just taking in the sights, sounds and watching the people I started feeling strange. I sat down on a chair near the wall, the next thing I knew was the EMT asking if I knew my birth date.
As I lay on the stretcher in the middle of a crowded room with a stressed out wife nearby the EMT lifted my top and turtleneck to attach the electrodes of the EKG, well there for all to see was my new lace bra in all its glory. As I rode to the hospital the EMT was attentive but was a little careful about checking my heart beat. The emergency room was efficient and moved like a well oiled machine. Step one, remove top and turtleneck, there was that bra again, Step 2 remove pants, the nice new matching panties.
With a 12 wire EKG hooked up it is hard to get a bra off without disturbing any electrodes. With my wife helping (remember that thing about not having my wife see me partially dressed, that’s out the window) I was able to remove the bra and only unhook one electrode. The nurse came in to check the attaching pads and felt it would be best to shave my chest. I have wanted to try that but there was some resistance from my wife, this was not the way I had planned to work this out. A few moments later I had the chest of a young boy. With a set of breast forms and that lace bra I would have felt a lot better.
I was admitted to the hospital with a wardrobe that consisted of a pair of very nice lace trimmed panties and a hospital gown, you know the one, does not cover your behind that is now covered in pale yellow Panties. As a CDer I always underdresse so even the cloths that were at the hotel were not the thing that one would like to walk around the hospital in.
There were tests, how about a stress test, walk on a treadmill as it speeds up and increases in pitch while you’re A** shows out the back of that great hospital gown, in yellow panties. Yes that is stress!
After that I found a set of scrub pants and got rid of the panties. Now how about a test where they slide a small wire into the vein in your groin and try to shock your heart into a true heart attack. This is all well and good but now I have a bruise that covers the entire right side of my groin, halfway down to the knee and up to the belt line. Also my, groin is half shaved, no I am not going to shave the whole groin area, I have had that before and there is a reason that men have hair there.
I have returned home now, the tests all came back normal just some stress related situations, but the remaining body mods are something to deal with. One, the chest of a 10 year old, my wife likes chest hair….., 2 I have a multi colored bruise that looks like I was kicked by a horse in the groin. I am half hairless in the groin area and it is starting to itch. Okay Mom, you were right this time.
Best to all, Wonderwho :)
Okay so it wasn’t a bus but Mom was almost right. Recently I had a heart episode that left me out coldand unresponsive on the floor of a of a wonderfully classic old theater.
This is not about that but about the strange and embarrassing situations that preceded and followed the night out with my wife.
The tickets were for the band Heart, (I know, should have picked a different band,) they were a Christmas present from my wife. As a closet CDer and not out long to my wife she said I could wear what I wanted to as long as it was not a dress. I respect her so went with stretch jeans and 3 inch heel boots, (this outfit caused me problems a while back, different post), a silver gray turtle neck and a matching balloon sleeve top. As this was a special occasion I had a new matching bra and panty set, the first lace bra I have ever worn. My wife had a wonderful red dress and black knee high boots, I had gotten this outfit for her for Christmas, she had mixed emotions about it but was wearing the outfit and looked Hot.
The theater is about an hour from where we live so we had a hotel room within walking distance.
After getting dressed, I still cannot let my wife me partially dressed, we walked to a great old Irish bar near the theater. Dinner and some drinks and we were on our way to what was to be a wonderful night out with music and in the company of my wonderful wife.
Then came the Bus.
After a little while in the foyer just taking in the sights, sounds and watching the people I started feeling strange. I sat down on a chair near the wall, the next thing I knew was the EMT asking if I knew my birth date.
As I lay on the stretcher in the middle of a crowded room with a stressed out wife nearby the EMT lifted my top and turtleneck to attach the electrodes of the EKG, well there for all to see was my new lace bra in all its glory. As I rode to the hospital the EMT was attentive but was a little careful about checking my heart beat. The emergency room was efficient and moved like a well oiled machine. Step one, remove top and turtleneck, there was that bra again, Step 2 remove pants, the nice new matching panties.
With a 12 wire EKG hooked up it is hard to get a bra off without disturbing any electrodes. With my wife helping (remember that thing about not having my wife see me partially dressed, that’s out the window) I was able to remove the bra and only unhook one electrode. The nurse came in to check the attaching pads and felt it would be best to shave my chest. I have wanted to try that but there was some resistance from my wife, this was not the way I had planned to work this out. A few moments later I had the chest of a young boy. With a set of breast forms and that lace bra I would have felt a lot better.
I was admitted to the hospital with a wardrobe that consisted of a pair of very nice lace trimmed panties and a hospital gown, you know the one, does not cover your behind that is now covered in pale yellow Panties. As a CDer I always underdresse so even the cloths that were at the hotel were not the thing that one would like to walk around the hospital in.
There were tests, how about a stress test, walk on a treadmill as it speeds up and increases in pitch while you’re A** shows out the back of that great hospital gown, in yellow panties. Yes that is stress!
After that I found a set of scrub pants and got rid of the panties. Now how about a test where they slide a small wire into the vein in your groin and try to shock your heart into a true heart attack. This is all well and good but now I have a bruise that covers the entire right side of my groin, halfway down to the knee and up to the belt line. Also my, groin is half shaved, no I am not going to shave the whole groin area, I have had that before and there is a reason that men have hair there.
I have returned home now, the tests all came back normal just some stress related situations, but the remaining body mods are something to deal with. One, the chest of a 10 year old, my wife likes chest hair….., 2 I have a multi colored bruise that looks like I was kicked by a horse in the groin. I am half hairless in the groin area and it is starting to itch. Okay Mom, you were right this time.
Best to all, Wonderwho :)