How to become more feminine the hard way.

[suzy1]

I had a motorcycle crash, [one of many]:eek: a few years ago and now the little finger on my left hand sticks out a bit girly when I hold a cup.

Now if only my next crash could make my boobs a bit perkier I wouldn’t mind the trip to the hospital.:)

[kimdl93]

Hmmmm, I guess next time you take a spill, you could try to land on your chest. Maybe the bruising would do the trick. Just make sure you're wearing a leather jacket!

[suzy1]

Just make sure you're wearing a leather jacket!

I never get on a bike without one piece leathers, back protector, racing gloves and boots and an approved crash helmet. [I lifetime involvement in motorcycle road racing]

[kimdl93]

Sounds like you're well protected... so start practicing the belly flop!

[danielleinbr]

Glad you have an optimistic attitude, and can find the good in bad situations. Maybe after the next crash you could have the doc put in some silicone chest protectors and that would fix you up.
Have a wonderful day
Danielle

[Kate Simmons]

I'd say this goes under the heading "Don't try this at home" Suzy. Good trick though. Hell, even transition surgery doesn't make a person girly. That has to be worked at but it's "duck soup" for many of us here my friend. ;):)

[Beverley Sims]

Yeah! and next time the NHS might straighten that little finger out.

[paulaprimo]

good thing it was only the little finger that stuck out and wasn't the middle finger...you might have gotten yourself
into some fights...lol :)

[Lisa Gerrie]

How to become more feminine the hard way.
I had a motorcycle crash (...)

Wow, I was NOT expecting that setup to end with minor damage to your little finger. I thought you were going to tell us about losing your... pinky.

-- MS

[reb.femme]

Now if only my next crash could make my boobs a bit perkier I wouldn’t mind the trip to the hospital.:)

I always say that if you see me with a Prince Albert, call an ambulance.....as I've been involved in a road traffic accident. :eek:

Rebecca

[joank]

Suzy, I woud say watch out for those handlebars if you go over the front (dashbaord to rodeo riders). Could be voice altering as well. Ride safe.

[RADER]

Suzy:
Instead of just 2 wheels, why not try 18 wheels. Yes it is a little bigger,
and a tad slower, but if you crash, I bet you walk away a bit healthier
than with just 2 wheels.
Rader

[larry]

A triple bypass made mine a little perkier.. I always think of adding a note to my hospital drug list that says if you have to give me surgery it is OK to enlarge my breasts !!

[BLUE ORCHID]

Oh Suzy , Be careful what you wish for!!

[BLUE ORCHID]

I always say that if you see me with a Prince Albert, call an ambulance.....as I've been involved in a road traffic accident. :eek:

Rebecca

Oh that sounds so painful Rebecca.

[BillieJoEllen]

Yikes! Just thinking about belly flopping, abrasion and nipples makes me queasy.