Do you put your breasts in the microwave?

[Lisa Gerrie]

The question is not aimed at GGs, of course. :heehee:

So, do you warm 'em up first?

-- MS

[ronny0]

I was going to hold off on answering till 4/1/2013, but I just couldn't pass on it..
Well in FL we put them in the freezer overnight, acts as air conditioning ;-)
In your area, might try the microwave or the toaster oven. ;-)
Don't over do it either way. Maybe put some popcorn in with them.......

W/O the humor, if the chill bothers you. Might be safer to soak them in hot to warm water first.

[Barbara Maria]

Can you do that? Doesn't it damage your forms?

[noeleena]

Hi,

Yes well if i tryed that id be in some strife big time a mamograme is a bit of a misson.

& thats a no no. for me, so no microwaves oh as a miner point we dont have one any way,

...noeleena...

[AmyGaleRT]

Good heavens! I can't imagine doing that...having exploded silicone all over the inside of the oven. I'd need new forms and a new microwave! :D

- Amy

[Billie1]

Er, . . . . no.

[princesshart]

I didn't think I could being a gg. But wow that would be great in the winter .thanks for giving me a smile

[Julia Welch]

Only the chicken variety ;)

[Raychel]

Kinda sounds like a bad idea to me. Although being in New England it does get pretty cold around here.
Maybe I will invent a warmer to go under he forms in there tray. :heehee:

[Laura912]

Go to the pet store and get one of those heated beds for cats. Put the forms in there and tuck them in with an blanky...:)

[Lisa Gerrie]

one of those heated beds for cats

I want a breast warmer, not a... oh, never mind. The moderators would probably not allow it.

[I Am Paula]

I usually put my forms in my bra, and my sandwich in the microwave. In a blonde moment I got the two reversed once. Was chased by dogs for three blocks. Got home and ate the breast form.-Celeste

[Beverley Sims]

Do you mean turn it on and make the table thingy go round?
Nyahh! they would get dizzy.
Like me.

[Danielle_cder]

Ya of course warm boobs are far better than cold ones

[Lorileah]

:facepalm: I thought I had read everything. High tech solution to a low tech problem, warm a towel and wrap them before you put them on or set them next to the light while you are putting on make up.

[Mikkigurll]

No. The only place they go are in a bra or their box. I do warm them with either hot water of a warm towel.

[stephNE]

Nope, not in the microwave. But I do have to admit that sometimes they can feel quite cold.

[Cheryl T]

LOL...no, I don't want exploded boobs...I'll suffer with the temporary cold.

[Eryn]

No, I just pop 'em in and wait for 'em to warm up. If you're thinking of pre-heating them I suggest that you keep them somewhere a bit warmer!

[Diane Smith]

I couldn't get started in the morning without the sensation of cold breast forms against my chest to wake me up.

- Diane

[JohnH]

The question is not aimed at GGs, of course. :heehee:

So, do you warm 'em up first?

-- MS

Since I have natural B cup breasts, it's like asking someone with natural teeth if (s)he soaks them at night! :)



I couldn't get started in the morning without the sensation of cold breast forms against my chest to wake me up.

- Diane

I guess I will never have that pleasure. :)

John

[Chickhe]

Don't you have to poke them first or they will explode?

[Tamara Croft]

I've have read some things on this forum that has made me :lol: but this... seriously?? lol... the things people do :eek:

[docrobbysherry]

Keep them in a box in your water heater closet if want them warm. Personally, I could care less if they feel like silicone. Because they r! And, they warm up so quickly!

[Jilmac]

I don't think it's such a good idea to put forms in the microwave, even if it's for a very short time. If the forms are silicone they could burst or melt because of the speed at which things warm up. I think a better way to warm them is to let them soak in hot water for about 10 minutes. The hot water may also make them more bouncy because it could soften the outer membrane.

[Tracii G]

That would be crazy just put them on and in 30 seconds then will be warm.
This has to be a joke.LOL

[Daryl]

I don't have a microwave. Besides my enhancers warm up real quik when I put them in my bra every morning.

[ronny0]

How about a advertisement / play on words for a new "Pop Tart"

[linda allen]

Assuming this is a serious question, No, I do not put my breast forms in the microwave. I did when I was using water balloons, but my silicone breast forms are far to expensive to take that chance.

If it was a good Idea, I would think it would have been mentioned in the use and care instructions.

[BLUE ORCHID]

Hi Michael, I would never put my girls in the microwave.
If I need to warm them up I put them in warm water for a couple minutes and it keeps them clean.

[Lisa Gerrie]

I was only half serious, the half about warming them up somehow. Crossdressing is a sensual -- sometimes luxurious -- experience for me, and IMO room-temperature silicone (or whatever) is a lousy way to start out. Even if I warm them up a little to avoid the initial chill, they take a long time to feel fully warm and natural.

[linda allen]

I was only half serious, the half about warming them up somehow. Crossdressing is a sensual -- sometimes luxurious -- experience for me, and IMO room-temperature silicone (or whatever) is a lousy way to start out. Even if I warm them up a little to avoid the initial chill, they take a long time to feel fully warm and natural.

Putting them in a sink full of 100 degree water for a few minutes is a safe and easy way to warm them up.

I've thought of making an electrically heated, temperature controlled storage box for mine but I doubt I ever will..

[Rollcasket]

lol yeah I can't say I've every done this

[Krististeph]

oh geez, I can't wait to see some of the answers...

Never thought of that- but then I'm warm blooded- I enjoy the coolness and how the forms pull heat from my body as they warm up.

Here's the deal: Microwave ovens heat the moisture in objects. of course, other molecules may be able to absorb some of the energy as well. I do not know how much is in a silicone breast form. They may or may not heat well. Regardless, i'd put the power setting on 10-20% at first, and work up slowly (like any good technical crossdresser... this may not be 'girlish', but why waste any advantage you have- besides- smart is sexy).

I'd agree that warm water is better, less chance of overheating. Or on top of a heating pad (with an extra layer of fabric to protect)on "low".

Good idea for a tutorial book or video though- "the 5 minute CD makeover"

[Maria S]

Only if they are chicken

Maria

[flatlander_48]

Well, no, actually. I wouldn't fit unless I put my head in too, and I'm not down for that...

[sonna]

lol...no there too expensive... warm water..and they warm up quick

[giuseppina]

No. The microwave radiation may damage them over time. They warm up fast - unless they`re stored in the freezer. :devil:

[Amanda M]

Janet: "Doctor Cameron, I've got an awful burning pain in my chest!"

Dr. Cameron "Sit up lassie, and keep yer tits oot o' the porridge!"

[mikiSJ]

Actually, there was a thread on this subject last month, or maybe two months ago, and someone actually recommended doing just that - microwaving the forms.

I live in CA so my forms are never really cold, so I just pop them in the bra and stand the brief excitement. I guess, as some of the northern girls have said, put them in warm water, on a heating pad or next to the lights on your makeup table.

Microwave - no!

[nwcross]

hahaha Nooooo!!! sometimes i do let them sit for a little bit under my heated blanket :)

[Nikki50/50]

yeah, sure...just put 'em in on High, for 30 seconds.
Note: microwave oven power may vary between models.
If unsure, call your manufacturer or consult the
troubleshooting guide located in the owner's manual.
HAHAHAHAHAHA
This sounds like something I would try ONLY when the
need for new forms and the need for a new microwave
just happen to coincide.