The dire consequences of wearing women's clothes

[I Am Paula]

Just some of the terrible things that will happen if you step into the wrong clothes:
Homicidal tendancies- "I'd Kill for those shoes".
Apathy-"I don't care what anybody thinks, I'm wearing my pantyhose in the pool".
Self mutilation-"I'd give my left nut for that dress".
Suicide-"I'd die for her figure".
Mental illness-"This corset is driving me crazy".
Moral decay-"I'll just skip church to get a head start on that big lingerie sale".
Blasphemy-"Jesus, these heels are high".
Addiction-"I need just one more skirt, that'll be enough...I swear".
Impared judgement-"I can wear a sequin micro mini to my seventieth birthday party".
Larceny-"My wife won't mind if I 'borrow' her thong".
Loss of mental capacity-"I have 100 pairs of shoes, at $300 each, that's only $3000
right?"

Wearing women's garments is surely a slippery slope to depravity, insanity, and spiritual downfall. Other than that, it may have it's downsides too!
LOL-Celeste

[~Joanne~]

Homicidal tendencies- "I'd Kill for those shoes".

This one describe me the best but I will always choose to hunt them down and buy them first ;) lol

Addiction-"I need just one more skirt, that'll be enough...I swear".

This one runs a very close second :D

[traci_k]

Priceless Celeste - I needed a smile today.

Thanks!

[Debra Russell]

Due to all the consequences caused by cding activity I think I need to go into a treatment center - or be nomanated to be on "What Not to Wear" .............Debra

[Kate Simmons]

Funny how that works, right? :heehee::)

[Beverley Sims]

Celeste,
If you dress and have a barbecue outside,

You may be burned by the steak.

[suzy1]

I always use the "I'd Kill for those shoes".

You have me worried now. I am depraved and insane! :eek:

Love this thread Celeste.:)

[Anne Elizabeth]

It also leads to bad math 100 times 300 isssssss now get ready for it, it is a shocker $30,000.00. Please take no offense but that gets me too.

[Sandra1746]

Excellent touch of humor Celeste. It just shows how many "normal" CD-ers we have here (ref another thread in this section ;-) )

I'm perfectly normal, I'm concerned about all you others...
Sandra1746

[Ellanore G.G.]

lol great thread, and the definition of madness " according to my H is,
When my daughter comes to vist, and I say " sure take whatever you need"
when she asks to "borrow" some of my clothes and shoes.
BTW i NEVER get them back , new meaning to borrow I guess.:)

[krisinpink]

LOVE this post! Laughed out loud (here at the coffee shop)!

[Laura912]

Absolutely none of those things apply to moi!

Apparently leads to a loss of reality also.....

[steftoday]

What a great post, Celeste... Made me laugh!