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linda allen
05-16-2013, 08:02 AM
Not what it seems.

Background - I have a boat and nobody but my wife knows about my dressing. Nobody.

I was talking to a couple about boating and the woman stated that when they anchor their boat overnight they are always afraid the anchor will slip while they are sleeping and the boat will drift out to sea or against the rocks. I looked on their boat and they have a GPS that I am familiar with so I showed them how to set it up so an alarm would sound if the anchor dragged.

So the wife (she's pretty much a loud mouth) said she was surprised that there wasn't an app for a smart phone to do the same thing. I told her there was and it was called "DragQueen" (an unfortunate name if there ever was one). https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/dragqueen-anchor-alarm/id489294173?mt=8

OK, fast forward to the next day and I'm on my boat cleaning it and she walks down the dock behind my boat. She calls out to me "How are you doing, DragQueen?" :eek:

So now she is calling me "DragQueen". If she only knew.
RADER
05-16-2013, 08:10 AM
That is a cute story; Maybe you might rename the boat.....LOL
Only kidding.
Rader
kimdl93
05-16-2013, 09:28 AM
Ah, the Irony! Hope she appreciates the things they learned from you!
Jaylyn
05-16-2013, 09:38 AM
Linda that is a good story, and I agree you should rename the boat the drag queen. It would be a great conversation starter for many....lol you might find there are a lot of us, that enjoy boats, are also dressers, except my wife and I seem to always end up nakkid on the boat... just so many senses are tweaked when on the water anchored in a cove somewhere and no one in sight...Jaylyn
Karren H
05-16-2013, 10:06 AM
Next time she calls you that tell her that you usually don't perform on the boat but for her you could make an exception!
Beverley Sims
05-16-2013, 11:00 AM
Linda,
We do create the darnedest of situations for ourselves, sometimes.
4mymichelle
05-16-2013, 11:24 AM
Linda, "There's an app for that???". Lol... thanks for the humor. Ms Drag Queen.
RADER
05-16-2013, 12:33 PM
you might find there are a lot of us, that enjoy boats, are also dressers.

Yes: I am a sail boat person myself. Nothing like listing to the watter clumping on the
hull as you skim the water. It also romantic as well.
Now If I could only do it dressed.
Rader
5150 Girl
05-16-2013, 07:43 PM
That is a cute story; Maybe you might rename the boat.....LOL
Only kidding.
Rader
I alwas heard it was bad luck to rename your boat
carolinewalker_2000
05-17-2013, 11:56 AM
As you say; "if only"!!!
ninadiva
05-17-2013, 12:37 PM
Following the water-babe theme,I like kayaking. Not a great opportunity to dress in anything much special but it is the most fun to be had ever whilst wearing rubber !
linda allen
05-20-2013, 06:23 AM
Well, I saw her again this weekend and there was no mention of the "Drag Queen " thing so I guess (hope) it's forgotten. She drinks a lot.
Tracii G
05-20-2013, 08:58 AM
Thats a funny story Linda yeah if she only knew LOL.
linda allen
05-20-2013, 09:02 AM
Thats a funny story Linda yeah if she only knew LOL.

If she knew, it would be on facebook and the eleven o'clock news within minutes. :eek:

She's that kind of person.
linda allen
05-20-2013, 09:05 AM
Linda that is a good story, and I agree you should rename the boat the drag queen.......

I once took my boat to another city and docked a few boats down from me was a speed boat with two blonde haired, taned and fit guys lounging on the bow. The name of the boat? "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" !