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Sometimes Steffi
06-19-2013, 09:32 PM
Seen on a redneck T-shirt today

"First it's pretty tires, then it's pretty ****. The next thing you know you're shaving your beard and wearing capri pants."

Launa
06-19-2013, 09:44 PM
I didn't tell them any of our secrets!

Life's to short to be a redneck!

Eryn
06-20-2013, 01:27 AM
Seen on a redneck T-shirt today:

"...The next thing you know you're shaving your beard...."

Naah, shaving is for wimps. Real Men get electrolysis! :rofl:

Persephone
06-20-2013, 02:11 AM
I love it!

So I went ahead and ordered it from these folks (click here) (http://www.buckwildtshirts.com/redneck-t-shirts/FIRST-ITS-PRETTY-TIRES-THEN-ITS-PRETTY-GUNS-NEXT-THING-YOU-KNOW-YOURE-SHAVING-YOUR-BEARD-AND-WEARIN-CAPRI-PANTS-T-SHIRT-REDNECK-T-SHIRTS-BE-A-TRUE-REDNECK-WHEN-YOU-WEAR-A-REDNECK-T-SHIRT.HTM).

Thanks!

Hugs,
Persephone.

Jennifer Kelly
06-20-2013, 02:54 AM
Naah, shaving is for wimps. Real Men get electrolysis! :rofl:

I guess I'm a wimp then. :P

Actually I can't afford electrolysis and I'm not sure I'm quite ready for that anyway. :)

Kate Simmons
06-20-2013, 04:55 AM
It's just contagious I guess.:battingeyelashes::)

Sometimes Steffi
06-20-2013, 05:39 AM
I love it!

So I went ahead and ordered it from these folks (click here) (http://www.buckwildtshirts.com/redneck-t-shirts/FIRST-ITS-PRETTY-TIRES-THEN-ITS-PRETTY-GUNS-NEXT-THING-YOU-KNOW-YOURE-SHAVING-YOUR-BEARD-AND-WEARIN-CAPRI-PANTS-T-SHIRT-REDNECK-T-SHIRTS-BE-A-TRUE-REDNECK-WHEN-YOU-WEAR-A-REDNECK-T-SHIRT.HTM).

Thanks!

Hugs,
Persephone.

Too cute. It's even better than the one I saw. The one I saw was a top 10 list, most of the others even more redneck.

But it doesn't count if you got it in the spaghetti strap or baby doll style.

meganmartin
06-20-2013, 05:42 AM
Too funny...Last year when we were at Atlanta Pride
I saw this other cross-dresser with a T-shirt that said
if being a girl was easy men would do it...

NicoleScott
06-20-2013, 08:44 AM
Are we not allowed to say the G-word any more? Good grief.

Gwinnie
06-20-2013, 09:30 AM
It was said by Si on Duck Dynasty. It was when Jase was putting new rims and tires on his truck.

Gwinnie

kimdl93
06-20-2013, 10:24 AM
That's exactly how it happened for me! I thought I was the only one!

Jocelyn Quivers
06-20-2013, 11:46 AM
Naah, shaving is for wimps. Real Men get electrolysis! :rofl:

I would actually say going through laser is more painful and makes a person more tough and manly. :D Heck I sometimes fall asleep during the 1 hour electrolysis sessions! :D Although I must admit I have not been man enough to treat area's other than my face!:o

Persephone
06-20-2013, 12:14 PM
Too cute. It's even better than the one I saw. The one I saw was a top 10 list, most of the others even more redneck.

But it doesn't count if you got it in the spaghetti strap or baby doll style.

Oh, I think that would have counted big time! I thought about it but knew that I probably lacked the courage to wear it in girl mode. Also thought of ordering it in pink, but wasn't sure that the white lettering would show up well. Finally went with a black men's T. Oh well.

Hugs,
Persephone.

Beverley Sims
06-20-2013, 01:15 PM
Barbara,
That would be a real T Shirt to come out in.
Or go out in.
Take your pick.

That is how you confuse an Irish man.
Show him some shovels and tell him to take his pick....

I will go now. :)

Allison Chaynes
06-20-2013, 07:40 PM
Glad I'm not the only one who caught that!
It was said by Si on Duck Dynasty. It was when Jase was putting new rims and tires on his truck.

Gwinnie

Sometimes Steffi
06-20-2013, 07:45 PM
Are we not allowed to say the G-word any more? Good grief.

nein. ist es verboten.

As I was so told.

Jorja
06-20-2013, 07:54 PM
I know what my next top with spaghetti straps is going to say. I'll wear it to the redneck hellraiser party this weekend.:)