Who said no one notices?

[Karren H]

So the last month I've been obsessed about my breasts.... increasing them via various and sundry methods.... and found a forum of like minded breast enthusiast... who got me more obsessed..... but anyway.... Today I was standing at the vending machines and a male coworker offers me some Chili Cheetoes and says "these are good but they make your breasts smell".... I look down and then look at him.... He turns red..... "breath"..... guess it's becoming noticible? And I wasn't wearing a bra.... nylons, a corset and a slip but not a bra..... lucky I don't get embarased like he did....

[~Joanne~]

I think people notice a lot more than what the crowd here likes to admit. I shave my arms to a #1 and everyone has seemed to have noticed it. At least he liked what he saw Karren ;)

[SherriePall]

Well, Karren, it could have been much worse. After all that work, it would have been worse if he didn't notice.

[Marleena]

Lol@ Karren! We know what was on HIS mind.:) Maybe he likes them (yours)?

[paulaprimo]

Lol@ Karren! We know what was on HIS mind.:)

i couldn't agree more and really can't blame him...i'm surprised you didn't bounce back with, "bet ya can't eat one"!! oh wait, thats lays... :)

[Audrey34]

Oh my gosh....Karren, I honestly don't know what to say! LOL!

[Karren H]

I think I was as shocked as he was.... and all I could think was "damn... its working" lol. ps.... Flax seeds taste like $#/%&!

[~Joanne~]

I was thinking the same thing Karren lol

[Lisa Jeffreys]

I think I was as shocked as he was.... and all I could think was "damn... its working" lol. ps.... Flax seeds taste like $#/%&!

Are you eating flax seeds for bigger boobs or wearing them? I eat ground flax seed for digestive reasons and don't really want another set of twins. My original pair cause enough trouble. Let me know about the flax seed please.

Thanks!

Lisa

[KellyJameson]

Never thought that I would have to wear a Tee Shirt that says....

"Please tell your bo..bs to stop staring at my eyes"

[Annette Todd]

"these are good but they make your breasts smell"

A good Freudian slip is hilarious...when it is caught it is priceless.
I would have loved to have been a casual observer during that exchange.

Massaging you breasts with fenugreek extract will make them smell... like a waffle smothered with maple syrup.

Fennel seeds are better than flax. Fenugreek capsules are much better yet.

cheers

Annette

[nethiker55]

now that's funny

[Tess]

So the last month I've been obsessed about my breasts....

Only for the last month??? I've been obsessed with mine since I discovered bras and that was over half a century ago.

[Karren H]

My obsessions have obsessions.... lol... I've been working on enlargement for years but I started going crazy the last month.... crazier...

[Jessica Who]

LOL did he offer you "an extra nipple...er, nickel to help you pay for the chips"?

[NV Susan]

Karren, you let him get so close to them that he could smell them??? Oh well, stop rubbing them with Chili Cheetoes!!

[Nikki A.]

I bet he thinks you're a "swell" person

[PretzelGirl]

I am sure that was the breast compliment you had all week. And I hope they don't go "crunch"!

[BLUE ORCHID]

Hi Karen, Never let an good embarrassment go to waste.

[MysticLady]

"these are good but they make your breasts smell".... I look down and then look at him.... He turns red..... "breath"..... guess it's becoming noticible? And I wasn't wearing a bra.... nylons, a corset and a slip but not a bra..... lucky I don't get embarased like he did....

Do tell us some more..............of the embarrassed gentleman:heehee:


I bet he thinks you're a "swell" person


I am sure that was the breast compliment you had all week. And I hope they don't go "crunch"!

Rat ta tahhhhhhhhhhhh.................................... .......................

[Alice Torn]

Hey Karren! At least he didn't need to say,"Nice how those jeans fit you."!!!

[AmyGaleRT]

There are about nine different puns I could make in this situation. I just lactate. (rimshot) :D

- Amy

[Jilmac]

The last thing I would want is smelly breasts from eating chili Cheetos...YEESH!

[Beverley Sims]

Sometimes we say what we think and not think what we say. :)

[Jamsey]

Hey Karen, mine are increasiing too, from nothing to maybe, just about an A cup now. Not taking anything, massage in the shower and occasionally during the day. Working out at the gym, some weights, some push-ups, other exercises for breast enhancement that I found on the internet. They are noticable. You are an athlete. You work out, you have to to play hockey and skate, right? I decided when someone mentions them to me, I'm just going to say, 'Man Boobs, I have been working out. Have you ever checked out the boobs on some of those weight lifters, and other athletes who hit the weights, those with the six packs, and are in great shape. They are on magazine covers, Look how big their boobs are. Sometimes they are standing next to females, and it looks like the men have bigger boobs then the women. My god, those men should be wearing bras.' etc etc etc. Hey, you got a natural excuse. lol. Wear a t-shirt much? lol.

[Stevie]

People noticed more than they will admit.

[SherriePall]

I don't believe that I came back to this thread. I expected to find some uplifting comments, but alas.

[JenniferR771]

Massage, suction. Every little bit helps, Karren. Maybe you can use the acceleration due to gravity. Is there any way you could walk or sit bent over so that your moobs hang down. A gentle downward pull, slow but sure.
32 feet per second--isn't it?

[Deedee Skyblue]

32 feet per second per second on something in free fall. Hopefully Karren's boobs won't go into free fall!

Deedee

[flatlander_48]

I think I was as shocked as he was.... and all I could think was "damn... its working" lol. ps.... Flax seeds taste like $#/%&!\

Grind them up and mix them into something else, like a vanilla yogurt. I do that and mix it with granola for breakfast. However, it's for medicinal benefits and not fostering growth. As a byproduct however, that's good to know.

So, back to your original statement:

I think people do notice somewhat more than we think, but then they are likely distracted by something else. Or, after a pass through the filter, they choose not to offer an opinion or observation and continue with what they were about.

[Nikki A.]

Enough already, We're making mountains out of molehills.

[flatlander_48]

With any luck...

[Chari]

That sounds like it was an "outstanding" moment! As I was always told as a youngster "don't slouch, stand up straight, put your shoulders back, and push out your chest"!

[Raychel]

One thing for sure Karen, guys will always notice boobies.

[Angela Campbell]

So the last month I've been obsessed about my breasts... And I wasn't wearing a bra.... nylons, a corset and a slip but not a bra..... lucky I don't get embarased like he did....

If that is all you were wearing I guess he would notice!

[kimdl93]

Evidently, the sundry strategies of like minded individuals are working! But you claim this obsession is only a month old? Seems to me that your the only engineer on this site that built your own enhancement device!

[AngieStone]

Karren I am with you on the flax seed.

[Jane G]

What a fun thread. Karen be sure to keep us all a breast of the situation, as it develops, with your new admirer. :heehee:

[larry]

Forum ?? What Forum ???


So the last month I've been obsessed about my breasts.... increasing them via various and sundry methods.... and found a forum of like minded breast enthusiast... who got me more obsessed..... but anyway.... Today I was standing at the vending machines and a male coworker offers me some Chili Cheetoes and says "these are good but they make your breasts smell".... I look down and then look at him.... He turns red..... "breath"..... guess it's becoming noticible? And I wasn't wearing a bra.... nylons, a corset and a slip but not a bra..... lucky I don't get embarased like he did....

[makin' it real]

Forum ?? What Forum ???

I don't know if this is the one Karren started visiting, but BreastNexus is a common resource for non-conventional ways to feminize your body.

~Rachel

[linda allen]

"Who said no one notices? "

I've said it a hundred times. People do notice. Usually they are too busy or too polite to mention or question it.

[Claire Cook]

Today I was standing at the vending machines and a male coworker offers me some Chili Cheetoes and says "these are good but they make your breasts smell"....

So we all want to know how he found this out! Are they better with salsa?


And I wasn't wearing a bra.... nylons, a corset and a slip but not a bra.....

Your office has an interesting dress code!