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I Am Paula
07-09-2013, 06:15 PM
Today my wife and I were out shopping. In an upscale clothing store, the SA must have:
Been blind
Been trying WAY too hard
Been as confused as a rat in a maze

Her 'How do you two know each other?'
Wife ' We're married.'
'Oh! that's wonderful that you two could do that, how long?'
Wife 'Seventeen years.'
'You must have gotten married in Vermont, they were the first for that'.
Wife 'That's a guy you know'
Who's a guy? No! You're a guy? (to wife) No! And you still got married, after all that!

I try my best, but after only 2 months HRT, I'm still a guy in a dress. I pass at 100 feet, at best. I mean, bless her if she was honestly trying to compliment me, or my wife...I'm not sure. It was cute, and she's probably saying to herself now, 'Why can't I just keep my big...'
kimdl93
07-09-2013, 07:07 PM
Wow. What a strangely amusing encounter.
BLUE ORCHID
07-09-2013, 08:47 PM
Hi Celeste, That's what happens when they don't take their meds.
RADER
07-09-2013, 09:40 PM
I bet your wife was about to slug the SA.
Rader
Niya W
07-09-2013, 09:44 PM
Who's on first.
I Am Paula
07-09-2013, 11:04 PM
I bet your wife was about to slug the SA.
Rader

No, we both just stood there, wondering 'What the hell is this woman talking about?'
Outside the store we laughed histerically.
Audrey34
07-10-2013, 07:38 AM
Hi Celeste! I'm glad you and your wife were able to laugh about it. I don't know how the heck I would have reacted in that situation!

-Audrey
Tina B.
07-10-2013, 08:37 AM
Give the girl a break, maybe she forgot her glasses that day, or maybe you pass better than you think!
linda allen
07-10-2013, 08:43 AM
That's pretty funny.
Chickhe
07-10-2013, 12:10 PM
...not saying anything about how YOU look, but you can be an ugly lady and pass... I think we don't give ourselves enough credit. Sometimes I went out and thought I looked terrible, but nobody ran away. Its funny though how the assumption about being lesbian is made since its in the news so much these days...
NV Susan
07-10-2013, 01:04 PM
As long as you keep laughing you won't be crying about these things...
daviolin
07-10-2013, 05:19 PM
The life of a cd is never boring. Daviolin
linda allen
07-10-2013, 05:22 PM
So the SA thought you were an ugly "butch" woman. Well, at least you passed. ;)
natalie_cheryl
07-10-2013, 05:48 PM
i think if this happened to my wife and i she would be really pissed at the SA but would rotflmao. it wouldnt ever happen but funny to think
Beverley Sims
07-12-2013, 03:09 AM
Some people are selectively blind.
Just enjoy the funny situations.
Stay out of harm's way.