For all you comedians out there...

[Wildaboutheels]

No CDer should ever leave home without...

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NOTE TO MODS: I just "knew" this could not be posted in The Lounge? Apologies if I "knew" wrong.

[Eryn]

...Your bra and forms. I still can't believe I did that... :)

[Ellie52]

Your CD player otherwise you'd have nothing to play them on....Ellie

[Wildaboutheels]

Without first consulting THE Crossdresser's Handbook.

[Princess29]

without your crossdressing license and registration

[Charlotte Haynes]

....possessing a "f*** you" attitude and the skin of a rhinoceros....
C

[Mollyanne]

a sale going on!!!!!

Molly

[daviolin]

A pair of flats in her bag. Heels will kill if worn to long. Daviolin

[BLUE ORCHID]

Hi WAH, What else,----------My hi-heels .

[heatherdress]

Without checking to "see if the coast is clear"- no neighbors, no relatives, no friends, no delivery people, no passers-by, no cars, no dogs, no cats, no birds, no anything ... to see us.

[Ressie]

No CDer should ever leave home without... checking in the mirror to make sure everything is in place.

[Cheryl Ann Owens]

Your house key. Imagine the consequences!

Cheryl

[Cheryl T]

A credit card! How else can we shop till we drop?

[Jocelyn Quivers]

without your crossdressing license and registration

Don't forget your cross dressing insurance card!! Cover's losses from accidental damage to wigs, heels, forms, and jewelry. In case the cross dressing police give you a verification of insurance form to fill out.

Teenager cell phone detector app. Your smartphone will alert you to the presence of teenagers who will laugh, giggle, and try to make a complete spectacle of you while shopping.

[FeliciaCDSNJ]

Makeup! You never know when a touch up is needed.

[Tina B.]

Cell phone, and Triple A card (automobile towing insurance) read all the treads, cars breakdown at the worst times.

[Erica Marie]

Some cders leave home? Awesome.

[Beverley Sims]

This is serious stuff....
I fail to see the comedy here.
That cellphone app for detecting teenage girls is a must have.

I did have a laff tho. :)

Good one....

[Rebecca Watson]

Sunscreen... there are parts that have virtually never seen the sun before, and will now be exposed to direct sunlight. Oh my!!

- Becky

[PretzelGirl]

The confidence that you are doing exactly what you want to and no one has the right to say otherwise.

[Ellie52]

Some cders leave home? Awesome.

best one yet..LOL Ellie

[DianeDeBris]

The confidence that you are doing exactly what you want to and no one has the right to say otherwise.
Sue - this is so true, and so profound!'

[flatlander_48]

Good Posture...

[Debra Russell]

.........................being dressed:o:D:devil:....................Debra

[Amanda M]

His wife - to prevent any wild excesses.......

[Leona]

Double-checking her pits. Really, yuck.

[jillleanne]

Your house key. Imagine the consequences!

Cheryl

No need to imagine. Been there, done that. Had to kick the door in, get changed, go buy a new door, and explain the paint smell when she got home. Lost weight that day!

.....checking to ensure all the price tags are removed from that new outfit. Walked around Target for an hour, left for the parking lot, and upon climbing into my car, felt something sticking into my left armpit. A factory brand tag with the price tag attached!!!!!! No wonder the staff in the store were looking at me oddly. Never trust a GG before going out alone. She didn't notice it either before I left home. She gace me the 'once over', said I looked nice and off I went.

[Stephanie47]

Never leave home without a slip under any light and airy sun dress. With the blazing sun and light weight fabrics, no self respecting woman wants to show too much. (Or does she?) I always make sure I have on a half slip.