Aly Cat
08-29-2013, 08:50 PM
So today was my mothers birthday, but before I get too ahead of myself, let me set the stage...
Last night, my oldest son (9) accidentally mule kicked me in the family jewels exceptionally hard. I couldnt stand for the rest of the night or this morning. I decided to take the day off work and head to the doctor to make sure nothing got damaged. He checked everything and said it was just going to be sore for a few days but everything seemed ok...except for a cyst he found..but thats another story.
So he gave me some super pain meds that made me feel wonderful and the day passed rather quickly.
Before I knew it it was time to go to my parents house. I go to get dressed and uh oh...i cant put on pants. Every time the inseam would brush up against me, I had excruciating pain. My choices were either wear a skirt, or go naked. I chose the skirt lol.
Now, my parents are very conservative people and dont know about this side of me but I figured I had a legitimate excuse to wear what I wanted to wear. I throw on my brown flowy ankle length skirt and a tshirt and head on my way. I walk into their house with rice crispy treats I made during my time on meds and said "happy birthday!" My mom was in the kitchen finishing up cooking the veggies when she looks up and bursts out laughing. Through the tears streaming down her face, she says...what are you....more laughter. My dad walks in the back door with a big rack of baby back ribs looks at me, then looks at my mom and without a second thought, says...dont you know any better than to mock a Scottsman?!? He chuckled and continued to the table. After my mother finally pulled it together, I explained that this was the only thing I could wear comfortably and it was either that or nakedness. She said I made a wise choice. Then enter my children who were playing at a friends house. By the way, my parents are my neighbors. My kids see me and are like...Daddy, why are you wearing a skirt?!? I explained that my oldest has a serious kick and that he got me good and this was the only comfy thing I could find. They continued to giggle and whatnot and we all sat down to eat. We had a blast and the food was wonderful.
Soon it was time to go. Me and the boys get our things together and walk out the back door to head home...then I hear clicking. I turn around and both my parents have their smartphones taking pictures of me!!! My mom says...this is so going on Facebook! My dad said...Im so sending this to his wife and telling her this is what happens when you go out of town!
Terror sets in. I am in a DADT relationship and my wife is very aware of what I do...
I turn around and go...if you guys post or send any of those pictures, I will forever take random shots in your worst moments and post them all over the internet! My mom looked at me in horror like....you wouldnt! Shes super paranoid about making sure she is perfect for the camera. I gave her that look of...dont test me! I told my dad that if he sent the pics to my wife, she would spread them all over and that would be super embarrassing. Finally they both conceded and i watched them delete the pictures. Crisis averted! Hopefully they didnt sneak anymore in when I was walking home or Im in trouble!
In all honesty, it might just be better for my wife to get those pictures and be done with it since she has never actually seen me dressed. Let the cat out of the bag. Im sure her imagination paints a worse picture than it actually is.
Anyways, it was a fun evening full of laughter and high spirits. If only they knew that this was an actual part of me and not just because my balls hurt :doh:
Happy Birthday Mom!!
Edit: This is what I wore to my parents house.
Last night, my oldest son (9) accidentally mule kicked me in the family jewels exceptionally hard. I couldnt stand for the rest of the night or this morning. I decided to take the day off work and head to the doctor to make sure nothing got damaged. He checked everything and said it was just going to be sore for a few days but everything seemed ok...except for a cyst he found..but thats another story.
So he gave me some super pain meds that made me feel wonderful and the day passed rather quickly.
Before I knew it it was time to go to my parents house. I go to get dressed and uh oh...i cant put on pants. Every time the inseam would brush up against me, I had excruciating pain. My choices were either wear a skirt, or go naked. I chose the skirt lol.
Now, my parents are very conservative people and dont know about this side of me but I figured I had a legitimate excuse to wear what I wanted to wear. I throw on my brown flowy ankle length skirt and a tshirt and head on my way. I walk into their house with rice crispy treats I made during my time on meds and said "happy birthday!" My mom was in the kitchen finishing up cooking the veggies when she looks up and bursts out laughing. Through the tears streaming down her face, she says...what are you....more laughter. My dad walks in the back door with a big rack of baby back ribs looks at me, then looks at my mom and without a second thought, says...dont you know any better than to mock a Scottsman?!? He chuckled and continued to the table. After my mother finally pulled it together, I explained that this was the only thing I could wear comfortably and it was either that or nakedness. She said I made a wise choice. Then enter my children who were playing at a friends house. By the way, my parents are my neighbors. My kids see me and are like...Daddy, why are you wearing a skirt?!? I explained that my oldest has a serious kick and that he got me good and this was the only comfy thing I could find. They continued to giggle and whatnot and we all sat down to eat. We had a blast and the food was wonderful.
Soon it was time to go. Me and the boys get our things together and walk out the back door to head home...then I hear clicking. I turn around and both my parents have their smartphones taking pictures of me!!! My mom says...this is so going on Facebook! My dad said...Im so sending this to his wife and telling her this is what happens when you go out of town!
Terror sets in. I am in a DADT relationship and my wife is very aware of what I do...
I turn around and go...if you guys post or send any of those pictures, I will forever take random shots in your worst moments and post them all over the internet! My mom looked at me in horror like....you wouldnt! Shes super paranoid about making sure she is perfect for the camera. I gave her that look of...dont test me! I told my dad that if he sent the pics to my wife, she would spread them all over and that would be super embarrassing. Finally they both conceded and i watched them delete the pictures. Crisis averted! Hopefully they didnt sneak anymore in when I was walking home or Im in trouble!
In all honesty, it might just be better for my wife to get those pictures and be done with it since she has never actually seen me dressed. Let the cat out of the bag. Im sure her imagination paints a worse picture than it actually is.
Anyways, it was a fun evening full of laughter and high spirits. If only they knew that this was an actual part of me and not just because my balls hurt :doh:
Happy Birthday Mom!!
Edit: This is what I wore to my parents house.