View Full Version : The joys of cooking en femme...
looking_good
03-17-2014, 08:17 PM
Just spent a few delicious hours cooking en femme. Lessons learned:
Your femme body is more expressive than it's male counterpart
Shoulders back. Tits out. Its the law.
Heels are murderous after one hour, but tres, tres sexy.
Elbows in. Wrists, hands open and out.
Long hair is sexy.
When at rest, hip out to one side, hand resting on hip. Wine glass in opposing hand. Attitude.
When putting things back into the cooler, feet and knees together, bottom up.
Two glasses of wine is the limit. (This may vary from place to place, depending on altitude, attitude, and attractiveness of companions.)
There may be more lessons to be learned. This is my first foray, so I took it slow.
Angela Dressing
03-17-2014, 08:43 PM
lots of important poses, but not much information about actually cooking. lol
Carmen
03-17-2014, 09:39 PM
Thats a wonderful illustration.
Guess I have been doing it right all along.
Michelle V
03-17-2014, 09:57 PM
Could not imagine wearing all the stuff I wear to look decent including the wig and spend time near a stove or oven, especially with So a Cal weather, my hats off to you my lady.
Lillyasia
03-17-2014, 10:06 PM
I switch back to guy mode for serious cooking. I don't want to splatter or get food on my pretty clothes and stink up my wig. But I will stay underdressed because I am so used to wearing a bra.
lingerieLiz
03-17-2014, 10:15 PM
While I wouldn't want to cook in my best silk blouse, I do have some everyday blouses I wear for cooking and then switch before guests arrive.
Having friends in and cooking is fun. Especially when one of the women rubs your back and slides across your bra lines. Then comes back and traces them to let you know she knows and as each of you look at each other she smiles.
Kate Simmons
03-18-2014, 05:44 AM
You're talking about the June Cleaver look. I doubt many women cook dressed like that nowadays unless they are at a church dinner after church or something. Nice fantasy though.:battingeyelashes::)
Beverley Sims
03-18-2014, 12:14 PM
I always wanted to cook looking like Doris Day.
Trouble is those full skirts get in the way of everything.
I find pants are practical sometimes my boobs get in the way..... of everything.
Oh! well a girl has to make do, you can't just slip your boobs out to accommodate convenience.... Can you.. :)
mechamoose
03-18-2014, 12:22 PM
I do all of our cooking. Are you looking to bring home the bacon AND cook it up in a pan?
Roles are roles. Parts to play. If you have a stable home life, then do what it takes to support it. Balanced is a wonderful place to be.
- MM
BLUE ORCHID
03-18-2014, 01:26 PM
Hi LG, Everything is more fun Enfemm.
MsVal
03-18-2014, 02:18 PM
Huh? I don't understand.
Is it possible that I am the only one that protects fine clothing by wearing an apron?
Best wishes
MsVal
bridget thronton
03-18-2014, 02:48 PM
I always wear an apron unless I am cooking inn very casual clothes
Lucy Lou
03-18-2014, 04:03 PM
I love cooking en femme, but as was said by someone else ..... 'everything is more fun while dressed'. But i always have to tie my hair up while eating. Lucy xoxo
Stephanie47
03-18-2014, 05:41 PM
You're talking about the June Cleaver look. I doubt many women cook dressed like that nowadays unless they are at a church dinner after church or something. Nice fantasy though.:battingeyelashes::)
Well, there may not be too many GG's who dress a la June Cleaver, but, I love being dolled up: dress, heels, hosiery, wig, the entire deal.
For those afraid of splatter. buy an apron. There are several creators and sellers of retro 1950's and 1960's bib aprons on eBay. I bought several over the years and they are very well made.
Angie G
03-18-2014, 07:29 PM
I love cooking en femme. Even the heels.:hugs:
Angie
Maria 60
03-18-2014, 07:47 PM
I noticed I do make little fem moves when working in the kitchen, my wife pointed out to me when I am cutting something or working at the counter I point my feet out and point my toes out, and she really can't believe I actually act and work different and she tells me I work much more cleaner when dressed.
sanderlay
03-18-2014, 09:08 PM
Heels are murderous after one hour, but tres, tres sexy.
Long hair is sexy.
I agree the heels are a problem, especially hard on my back when leaning over the sink. And with cats under foot :rc: I'm afraid of steeping on a swishing tail or something with one of my heels. :sad: So I slip them off when I cook. :D
The other is my long hair. :doll: You might want to consider a hair net as you may be serving some of your own hair. :eek:
I do try to cook with an apron but not always. Depends on what I'm cooking.
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