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CarlaWestin
04-13-2014, 10:22 AM
OK, let me explain. My wife will be getting up soon and I have quite the predicament to deal with. Not only will my bra not come off but, my forms have become real, soft, genuine breasts. And the fishnet stockings and six strap garter belt I've removed remained as permanent tattoos. All of my makeup seems to have done the same thing and my wig now is real hair that hurts when I pull on it. Ouch! I can't seem to walk or balance unless my heels are on so, I left them on. My fingernails just grow back instantly when I trim them and they come out red.

Any suggestions?:straightface:

samantha rogers
04-13-2014, 10:29 AM
Wow... I am laughing so hard... I hope this is just an imaginary nightmare (dream?).
LOL
Good luck with that predicament. :battingeyelashes:

mechamoose
04-13-2014, 11:55 AM
...and then you woke up. :)


Come on, baby, come on, darling
Let me steal this moment from you now
Come on, angel, come on, come on, darling
Let's exchange the experience, oh

And if I only could, I'd make a deal with God
And I'd get him to swap our places
Be running up that road, be running up that hill
With no problems

Kate Bush - "Running Up That Hill"

- MM

MissTee
04-13-2014, 11:58 AM
Yes. Follow the yellow brick road.

Katey888
04-13-2014, 12:12 PM
Carla - I'd suggest that there would no need to undertake any sort of fertility test on your imagination.... :)

Beyond that - go with the flow... :cool:

Katey x

mechamoose
04-13-2014, 12:19 PM
and if she came out of the bedroom, all fuzzy with sleep, with no breasts and a bit of stubble?

Melissa in SE Tn
04-13-2014, 01:44 PM
Yes, and your wife woke up with a very manly erection, started getting frisky with you , to which you responded: " not now , I have a headache " . Peace, mel

Lorileah
04-13-2014, 01:47 PM
:facepalm: although this is cute, try and keep it on CD subjects OK? (lucky I am tired today and more forgiving)

mechamoose
04-13-2014, 01:52 PM
Not to buck a Mod (I'm sorry) but isn't that a valid question?

We challenge ourselves and who we are. Why is it wrong to examine and question the situation?

- MM

Erica Marie
04-13-2014, 04:59 PM
I would wake up, shake my head, look in the mirror and count my blessings. I dont have a wife or s/o that I would have to explain anything to, so I would enjoy my time as long as I could because I know in time I would wake up and be a guy again :(

Michelletg
04-13-2014, 05:05 PM
If I woke up like this. I would have one big smile across my face, and tell my wife(not married or in a relationship) "lets have fun"

mechamoose
04-13-2014, 05:06 PM
Yes, and your wife woke up with a very manly erection, started getting frisky with you , to which you responded: " not now , I have a headache " . Peace, mel

Sorry, but if she presented to me like that, I'd have a case of 'Helium Heels'

Grab my hips honey!!

<3

- MM

Jenniferathome
04-13-2014, 05:34 PM
Aren't there websites for this kind of thing?

mechamoose
04-13-2014, 05:37 PM
I'm sure there are, for cheap money..

I may be cheap, but I'm expensive!!

<3

- MM

marsha leanne
04-13-2014, 06:14 PM
i've had part of that dream! mmmmm! then i woke up!

BLUE ORCHID
04-13-2014, 08:16 PM
Hi Carla, Where can I get some of that good stuff that you are taking ??

Cheryl T
04-14-2014, 10:14 AM
Wake Up!!!! Wake Up!!!!


Was that help enough???

Lorileah
04-14-2014, 10:21 AM
Not to buck a Mod (I'm sorry) but isn't that a valid question?

We challenge ourselves and who we are. Why is it wrong to examine and question the situation?

- MM

Really? Valid? Posting a fantasy (that is obviously satire) is a valid question? OK One down...This thread was borderline to start.

Kate Simmons
04-14-2014, 12:40 PM
Only one Carla. Drop back twenty and punt. :battingeyelashes::)

JanetM.
04-14-2014, 12:48 PM
mmmmmmmm, why does the theme music from "Twilight Zone" keep playing in the background?

Beverley Sims
04-14-2014, 01:29 PM
Carla,

Do you think you are alone?:)

Woman up!

Go with the flow.:)