LeaP
06-24-2014, 01:39 PM
And what a question it is! Half the non- TS members have asked the question outright already. The rest are thinking about it! Weeellll, if there's one thing (or is that two things?) that separates the boys from the girls, it's the girls. The girls want 'em, of course. Occasionally the confirmed boys fantasize about having them, but usually back off with an OMG No! expression if pressed. :eek:
But what about all those in the vast wasteland of the Mid Spectrum? The part-time, sometimes, gender fluid, genderqueer, etc.? You know, the wanna-boobs. What's a (potential) T-girl to do?
What a great question!
It's a question of learning and (or about) development, of course. Knowing your ABC's (and D's) is always a good place to start. For all the speculating mid-spectrumites, though, the question is how do I get them, and what's it like when you do? To wit:
There are 3 means to achieving the dream - or nightmare. Funny how folks focus on the former, isn't it? But as the point is about letting you decide, let's get on with it! 3 is the number, and the number is 3. 3 and only three. We will consider 3. Not 2. Not 4. And 5 is right out. (Apologies to Monty Python.) All else are variations.
Part A - Blossoming Boobage
1) Buy 'Em and Bolt 'Em. A popular and appropriate option for the transitioner in the form of the BA, this option is a little drastic for all but the most deluded non-transitioner. After all, the money might be better spent on manly activities and purchases like shark cage diving and red sports cars. The other bolt-on alternative is breast forms. Advantages either way include nailing the size. And no waiting! Disadvantages? See Part B!
2) Grow 'Em. Organic. Natural ... and naturally (bra) filling. No scars! No glue! No funky pocket bras! What downside could there POSSIBLY be!?? ... Part B ...
3) Manipulation and Moobage . A popular option for the dedicated DIY'er, fat flaps (sorry) are fine fill for your frillies. You get to work on 'em in your spare time, they painlessly squash nice and flat when it's away with the play, and you realize maximum value from your shop vac! And they are just as good, right? Right??? Read on, Bunkie ...
Part B - And Now, The Rest of the Story, written with special attention to the non-transitioner and wavering wanna boob. Sections correspond to those above.
1) Forget money! What's the REAL cost of a BA? It's PAIN! Wait ... it's pain and a long recovery. You can add some really interesting scarring to that, depending on your starting point, approach, and surgeon's skill. But about that money ... we really can't forget it, can we? How expensive could it possibly be? WHAT!!!! For the non-transitioner, that sudden jump in size (nothing to D-Cup+, let's be real here) presents a lot of fun male dress scenarios! Amuse your friends and family! Startle strangers! Confuse the elderly! And flummox the fundamentalists!
If you REALLY want to know what pre-transition life is like in the boob management domain - perhaps for years - then saddle up a pair of C forms, put on your normal work clothes and go to work! What's that? You can't? Try it when you have no choice! Got a family? Take 'em to the beach. You'll stay dressed, of course, or will be wearing a women's swimsuit. What? Kids don't know? Try it when you have no choice! Pop on a light tee, grab a beer and hit the backyard BBQ party. It's a good thing you like being the center of attention! Rest assured that all will be laughing with you, not at you! Glue those forms on and go for a run. Isn't this fun?!?
Isn't it fascinating that even though the easiest, simplest, cheapest, lowest medical risk, fastest way to experience day-to-day pre-transition (or even non-transition) boobage is to go out in drab with forms, all anyone wants to talk about is having the real deal? Hmmm - I wonder why that is?
2) Now for the real deal. For starters, just to get the full experience, take a couple of 1" pushpins and put 'em right through the center of each nipple. Ouch! Wasn't that a good pain? Now pick up something bulky and heavy to carry and hug it to your chest. Snug it right up to those pins! Ooh, tender. Hope you're not a belly sleeper! Now recall how long adolescence seemed to go on. Seemingly forever for most. Guess what? Growing boobs is like that! And consider the 3 S's - Shape, Size, and Symmetry. That's the goal! This is so important that I'm going to go for the punch line early ... Get used to disappointment!
And the means? Hormones and anti-androgens. Here you are, totally fixated on those boobs. But did you ever wonder WHY so many women say "What's the big deal? Boobs are just boobs." The good news is you will finally understand! All that fantasy and fixation is going to get flushed right out of your system. (Spiro will do that to you ... ) You won't care and you won't cry about it, though - even if you will be crying over everything else.
By the way, hair removal assumes a special aspect with the real deal. If your chest currently resembles a Berber carpet, do consider engaging in a little forestry before commencing. Those pushpins hurt, huh? Now electrify those pins, but stick 'em in all over - thousands of times! See also Episode 1 - Why Electrolysis Sucks.
3) Moobs are often the CD and middle path choice. It's especially satisfying for those that really like the look of what are sometimes charmingly referred to as "mudflaps." Of course, you'll look like Val Kilmer at the beach (as he is now, not 30 years ago). Fastest way to get them is to gain a LOT of weight. Cute if you look like Melissa McCarthy, maybe. Not so much if you look more like Joe McCarthy.
The next best - or at least popular - acquisition path is suction. Rube Goldberg lives! The downside here that massively over-stretched skin isn't exactly boob-like, and looking like you just got a couple of hickies from a giant lamprey doesn't help, either. But it will put a little jiggle in your wiggle. Careful taking that bra off - don't want those puppies hitting your knees!
Damn. No clever wrap line. Nothing that sums the experience of the real world of boob growth into a neat package of expectations. Wait! Maybe that's it! The other thing that happened when you pushed that pin into place was you just popped your fantasy bubble. Get used to it!
But what about all those in the vast wasteland of the Mid Spectrum? The part-time, sometimes, gender fluid, genderqueer, etc.? You know, the wanna-boobs. What's a (potential) T-girl to do?
What a great question!
It's a question of learning and (or about) development, of course. Knowing your ABC's (and D's) is always a good place to start. For all the speculating mid-spectrumites, though, the question is how do I get them, and what's it like when you do? To wit:
There are 3 means to achieving the dream - or nightmare. Funny how folks focus on the former, isn't it? But as the point is about letting you decide, let's get on with it! 3 is the number, and the number is 3. 3 and only three. We will consider 3. Not 2. Not 4. And 5 is right out. (Apologies to Monty Python.) All else are variations.
Part A - Blossoming Boobage
1) Buy 'Em and Bolt 'Em. A popular and appropriate option for the transitioner in the form of the BA, this option is a little drastic for all but the most deluded non-transitioner. After all, the money might be better spent on manly activities and purchases like shark cage diving and red sports cars. The other bolt-on alternative is breast forms. Advantages either way include nailing the size. And no waiting! Disadvantages? See Part B!
2) Grow 'Em. Organic. Natural ... and naturally (bra) filling. No scars! No glue! No funky pocket bras! What downside could there POSSIBLY be!?? ... Part B ...
3) Manipulation and Moobage . A popular option for the dedicated DIY'er, fat flaps (sorry) are fine fill for your frillies. You get to work on 'em in your spare time, they painlessly squash nice and flat when it's away with the play, and you realize maximum value from your shop vac! And they are just as good, right? Right??? Read on, Bunkie ...
Part B - And Now, The Rest of the Story, written with special attention to the non-transitioner and wavering wanna boob. Sections correspond to those above.
1) Forget money! What's the REAL cost of a BA? It's PAIN! Wait ... it's pain and a long recovery. You can add some really interesting scarring to that, depending on your starting point, approach, and surgeon's skill. But about that money ... we really can't forget it, can we? How expensive could it possibly be? WHAT!!!! For the non-transitioner, that sudden jump in size (nothing to D-Cup+, let's be real here) presents a lot of fun male dress scenarios! Amuse your friends and family! Startle strangers! Confuse the elderly! And flummox the fundamentalists!
If you REALLY want to know what pre-transition life is like in the boob management domain - perhaps for years - then saddle up a pair of C forms, put on your normal work clothes and go to work! What's that? You can't? Try it when you have no choice! Got a family? Take 'em to the beach. You'll stay dressed, of course, or will be wearing a women's swimsuit. What? Kids don't know? Try it when you have no choice! Pop on a light tee, grab a beer and hit the backyard BBQ party. It's a good thing you like being the center of attention! Rest assured that all will be laughing with you, not at you! Glue those forms on and go for a run. Isn't this fun?!?
Isn't it fascinating that even though the easiest, simplest, cheapest, lowest medical risk, fastest way to experience day-to-day pre-transition (or even non-transition) boobage is to go out in drab with forms, all anyone wants to talk about is having the real deal? Hmmm - I wonder why that is?
2) Now for the real deal. For starters, just to get the full experience, take a couple of 1" pushpins and put 'em right through the center of each nipple. Ouch! Wasn't that a good pain? Now pick up something bulky and heavy to carry and hug it to your chest. Snug it right up to those pins! Ooh, tender. Hope you're not a belly sleeper! Now recall how long adolescence seemed to go on. Seemingly forever for most. Guess what? Growing boobs is like that! And consider the 3 S's - Shape, Size, and Symmetry. That's the goal! This is so important that I'm going to go for the punch line early ... Get used to disappointment!
And the means? Hormones and anti-androgens. Here you are, totally fixated on those boobs. But did you ever wonder WHY so many women say "What's the big deal? Boobs are just boobs." The good news is you will finally understand! All that fantasy and fixation is going to get flushed right out of your system. (Spiro will do that to you ... ) You won't care and you won't cry about it, though - even if you will be crying over everything else.
By the way, hair removal assumes a special aspect with the real deal. If your chest currently resembles a Berber carpet, do consider engaging in a little forestry before commencing. Those pushpins hurt, huh? Now electrify those pins, but stick 'em in all over - thousands of times! See also Episode 1 - Why Electrolysis Sucks.
3) Moobs are often the CD and middle path choice. It's especially satisfying for those that really like the look of what are sometimes charmingly referred to as "mudflaps." Of course, you'll look like Val Kilmer at the beach (as he is now, not 30 years ago). Fastest way to get them is to gain a LOT of weight. Cute if you look like Melissa McCarthy, maybe. Not so much if you look more like Joe McCarthy.
The next best - or at least popular - acquisition path is suction. Rube Goldberg lives! The downside here that massively over-stretched skin isn't exactly boob-like, and looking like you just got a couple of hickies from a giant lamprey doesn't help, either. But it will put a little jiggle in your wiggle. Careful taking that bra off - don't want those puppies hitting your knees!
Damn. No clever wrap line. Nothing that sums the experience of the real world of boob growth into a neat package of expectations. Wait! Maybe that's it! The other thing that happened when you pushed that pin into place was you just popped your fantasy bubble. Get used to it!