Top 10 worst titles for S.O. recommended reading.

[Violetgray]

1.) "That's not his bra, there's someone else"

2.) "He dresses because you're not woman enough"

3.) "Your neighbors: They know, and they're judging you"

4.) "Birth of a serial killer: How cd'ing parents damage children"

5.) "He mostly fancies himself, but you're cute too, I guess"

6.) "Yup, he's transitioning"

7.) "Sabotage: Do his makeup, look fabulous by comparison"

8.) "Yes, this makes you gay"

9.) "Directory of Bodybuilder Millionaire Super-genius comedians only interested in the wives of CD's "

10.)"Mortal sin, and the accepting SO's guaranteed place in Hell."

[Katey888]

Can't begin to imagine what you've been reading here... but I like it... :D

Katey x

[~Joanne~]

lmfao I don't know if I am suppose to have my own list or not but yours is well enough lol I think there are a number of titles here in this very forum that send the wrong message myself. Thankfully My SO said she doesn't need to read up on anything, if she has a question or problem she'll ask me and that works. I am sure as rain that some SO's get the wrong message all the time reading some of things here and thinking, not knowing, whether it pertains to their SO or not.

[AngelaYVR]

That's my Christmas list sorted then.

[LucyNewport]

OMFG this list is top notch! I'll just leave this here:

11.) Mystery Sweat Stains and Stretched-out Elastic: Your New Summer Wardrobe

[Beverley Sims]

How to pass with a beard. :)

[kimdl93]

12. We Can Still Be Friends

[Natalie cupcake]

13.) Who does this dress look better on

[NicoleScott]

You should write your autobiography: "Fifty Shades of Violet"

[Sarah Doepner]

14.) "Yes, it is your fault."

15.) "Out with your CD Spouse; A field guide to being laughed at, pitied and insulted."

16.) "Our family vacation; in his closet"

17.) "Princess Parties for your husband and his friends." Probably more of an article than a book.

[PaulaQ]

18. "Miss Paula's Tale: How 18 Years of Deception Destroyed the Perfect Marriage" - by PaulaQ's ex-wife (oh hell, or by me, either version would probably read about the same!)

I have several others that are better - but they hit a little too close to home and I've been accused of being too scary to SO's lately! ;)

[Jason+]

Hilarious!

He/She's Different and That's Bad!

You Let him do what?

[Amy Fakley]

20. Yup, it makes him gay

[Linda E. Woodworth]

I love them.

Should I look on Amazon or Ebay?

[Victoria Demeanor]

Love it Violet can't stop laughing. Of course I'm still busting up over your April 1st post. You know maybe you should think about going in to comedy...........;)

okay my contribution that just made its way on the Oprah approval list.

21) His Milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard
and yes they are better then yours.

[Stephanie_83]

haha, great laugh tonight - loving all of these! :lol:

[TrishaTX]

That is funny

[sometimes_miss]

"Yes it's a choice, and he chose it to embarrass you".

[Paula_Femme]

Hopefully these will be available as Kindle Books soon!!! :)

"Vicious Comments and Backstabbing B******s. How to rebuild your social life once you and your SO come-out to friends and family."

"Tucking for Beginners. Bonus Content: a comprehensive list of Emergency Room numbers!!!"

"My new Best Friends. How to choose your first Breast Forms!"

"Does my Butt look big in this?! The beginners guide to control top hosiery."

"Hooker Chic! For when you turn it up to ELEVEN!!!"

"Why yes dear, Daddy DOES sometimes look like Mommy! A guide to those awkward first questions."

[Nikkilovesdresses]

"DADT: Don't Ask, Daddy's Transitioning"

"Homebuild CD Closet Storage Guide, 2nd Edition: Going Off The Rails"

"Dragon Taming 101, Having That Conversation"

"How To Change A Tyre Without Laddering Your Pantyhose"

"Make Up For Real Men: Eyebrow Plucking With Vicegrips"

"The Transsexual's Guide To Astronomy, or, Great Heavens You're Wearing A Dress"

"Wimbledon 2015, How To Fake Your Way Into The Women's Singles By Wearing A White Miniskirt And Grunting Loudly"

"Westminster 2015, How To Fake Your Way Into The Conservative Cabinet By Wearing A Grey Miniskirt And Grunting Loudly"

"TG Sexism: It's All Her Fault"

[AngelaYVR]

"Plus-Sized Little Bo Peep costume ideas for beginners"

And Nikki, I rip-snorted my way through your list!

[Michelle789]

Well, I didn't have an S.O. before I transitioned, but I faced wrath from my father. Here are the worst titles for parents of TSes or CDers to read.

"A Path of Self-Destruction" - as written by my father

"Burning your Bridges" - also authored by my father

"The Amazing Power of Testosterone for the Gender Confused Male" - another fine title by my father

"Do NOT Attend my Funeral: A Guide to Guilt-Tripping your Transsexual Child" - guess who wrote this one?

"The GoodFather: Mistakes I Made Raising my Son" - by king Dad

"Too Tall to be a Woman" - by a dysfunctional old man who thinks he knows everything

"I Love You, but I Don't Accept You" - by an exceedingly ego-centric male

"An Engineer's Analysis of the Gender Confused" - by an engineer who obviously doesn't care about feelings (I apologize if I hurt anyone's feelings here)

"Makeup, Dresses, and Heels: Not in My Back Yard" - by someone who obviously thinks men are superior to women

"Gender Confusion: The Devil Made Me Do It" - ok this one was written by a psychic who thinks she's miss holy holy

[LucyNewport]

52.) "Transvestites and Furries - Kissing Cousins?"

[KimBarely]

As someone who is not a frequent reader and only recently realized I am a CD, I've read more books due to this topic in the last 3 weeks than all the books I've read in the last 3 years!

Thank you for this post. I needed a good laugh. Can't wait to share this thread with my wife.

[Meghan4now]

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[Stephanie47]

"Now I know why I hate your mother!"

[CarlaWestin]

101.) "Your Father likes me now!"

102.) "Crossdressing! Because she got too fat!"

103.) "Finding employment after breast implants"

[Helen_Highwater]

Wearing this corset because I suffer with back problems and 20 other reasons for wearing lingerie.