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Donnagirl
08-16-2015, 04:21 PM
Funniest story (and most flattering) from the weekends ball.

I was in the toilets (the ladies this time!!) dressed in the black figure hugging number, all boobs and bum... There was a GG and an unfortunate middle aged man (all beer belly, strapless gown, badly shaved chest, beard cover struggling and failing) both washing at the sinks. The poor cross dresser leaves and we both watch him out. Now I give a little shake of my head only out of sympathy and a little pity, when the lady next to me says in a hushed voice. "Can you believe they're letting THEM use our bathroom!"

Well I couldn't resist, in a deep voice I said, "Yeah, it's bloody disgusting", looked her straight in the eye, gave the old tuck a quick adjust, smiled and walked out the door...

Didn't see her again at all...

27th Jennifer
08-16-2015, 04:27 PM
Hahahahahahahah..........

Sarah-RT
08-16-2015, 04:29 PM
That gave me a good chuckle Donna! thanks for sharing that

Sarah x

sugarbabe
08-16-2015, 04:31 PM
That is awesome.

Melissa in SE Tn
08-16-2015, 04:46 PM
You continue to impress the galleries. You define fun & laughter.

Fi-Fi LeFemme
08-16-2015, 04:52 PM
Genius!
Love it. I sure wish I had the "balls" to do that!
X

Suzie Petersen
08-16-2015, 05:47 PM
Thats funny Donna :-)
I kinda feel sorry for both of them!

- Suzie

Tonya Rose
08-16-2015, 05:51 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHA! LMAO! You go Gurl!!!!!:D

Katey888
08-16-2015, 05:56 PM
Wicked girl... :devil:

Sir Les Patterson would be proud of you Donna... (in everything including the anatomical sense... :eek:)

Katey x

Samantha2015
08-16-2015, 06:03 PM
Good one Donna !!!! :D

Allisa
08-16-2015, 06:09 PM
You are so bad!!!

AngelaYVR
08-16-2015, 06:49 PM
If you did Donna, it was utterly worth it.

Sheila11
08-16-2015, 06:51 PM
Maybe she was referring to the guys nationality? :straightface:

phylis anne
08-16-2015, 07:18 PM
you definitely rock and you most assuredly owned it I wish I was a fly on the wall with that gg it would have been priceless ,set us back ?heck no looks like you pushed us all fast forward

Julie Denier
08-16-2015, 07:20 PM
BWAH-HAHAHA!!! That's so awesome! ;)

phylis anne
08-16-2015, 07:21 PM
During "nam" I was in thailand and it was always hillarious to take a newbie downtown and let him ogle all the little beuties:devil: it was a riot when they went up to talk to a hot number only to have her reply in a deep male voice always a shocker to them and a giggle for us:tongueout

BLUE ORCHID
08-16-2015, 07:37 PM
Hi Donna,:devil: And I'm guessing that the look on her face was absolutely just PRICELESS ! :daydreaming:

S. Lisa Smith
08-16-2015, 07:57 PM
Great comeback, wish I had thought of that!!!!

Jilmac
08-16-2015, 08:03 PM
That's great Donna I probably would have done something similar just to see the expression on her face.

Robin414
08-16-2015, 08:56 PM
OMG Donna, talk about timing! Set back the cause, IMHO you kicked it forward a light year LOL 😄

docrobbysherry
08-17-2015, 12:57 AM
Good for u, Donna! I was caught in a similar situation. Went into an empty ladies room at a Rocky Horror performance. The play ended and was filled with GG's when I came out of the stall. I was looking at my Little Nell make up in the mirror when the GG next to me begins chatting with me about this and that.

I don't know if I didn't have the balls to speak or was so thrilled to be taken for a female that I didn't wish to ruin the moment!:tongueout

AbigailJordan
08-17-2015, 01:21 AM
LMAO!!! that's brilliant.. Shame on the sister who didn't make the effort for a night out though. Maybe she's new to it.. but I'm guessing that's one GG who will be very careful about voicing her opinions in future lol

Hell on Heels
08-17-2015, 03:33 AM
Hell-o Donna,
No you didn't set anything back except that woman's impression of herself!
Your an effin riot! Thanks so much for the laughs.
Much Love,
Kristyn

Melissa18
08-17-2015, 04:02 AM
After that come back I think you have progressed our cause,
Great comeback
A

Claire Cook
08-17-2015, 05:20 AM
Donna, yeah, great story! Poor girl will probably now be paranoid whenever she uses the loo...but ... maybe she just thought you had a bad cold ... she included you in the "our"!

Teresa
08-17-2015, 05:29 AM
Donna,
That was just wickedly cruel ! You should have put on your best voice and said I think I need a drink after that ! Will you join me ?