mykell
10-20-2015, 03:56 PM
so they say the third time is a charm
not for me.... went to support dressed in may ? my trip out to get a bra, brought forms in sept, had a fitting for that in guy mode, so im getting ready to go to support last night, need to be stealthy cause were private about it and my son does not know that im aware of, made lots of miscues....so i pack up what needs to be in the car, leave the things that need to be underdressed and put the forms in the laundry area so they are not ice cold from being in the car, really cold yesterday, make a simple dinner to leave and im off, tell my son im going to small business seminar and drive out to makeup outlet in town and purchase some foundation and powder. bought a used container and had an associate help me find things, can the print on the containers get any smaller.
drive out to the location where i prepared the last time i went to support, we are still private so i cant leave the house as mikell, pull up and lay all my accouterments out and cant seem to find my forms :eek: major panic sets in because i know i left them in a fairly open spot but the box is inconspicuous, tell myself to bail, get home and come back, not enough time, just go without the forms, so i settle down some and figure just get made up, red lipstick for beard cover, :eek: more panic, cant find it....did i leave it home :doh:nope here it is under the phone in the purse, soo i finally get into gear and apply the red, work it in and get the foundation i just purchased out of the bag and apply, put on the wig and thats when i really settle down now im just a women in the car fixing herself up, so now for the finish, throw all the garbage back in the bag, and i think, well i have the bra, so i slip it under and fasten it, them i think well just stick the socks under to keep the shape, not the best but not the first time right, started getting dark the lighting wasnt so good and i had a few minutes to spare so i drove around and figured i would take a selfie of me somewhere.
i pulled into a strip mall and the lighting was better and i wasnt happy with the lips, so i pulled everything out again and tried a different color, better but not the way i usually get it so i settled, drove to the hall where we meet and settled in :bs: so i say my goodbyes after and get to deconstructing myself, not a happy time. use a bunch of remover wipes and toss them into the bag from my earlier purchase and get to driving home.
once home i packed everything up and put it into the basement....included the forms, went up a fixed myself a stiff drink and found that i was able to watch the football game even though i dont get ESPN. STUPID GIANTS.
so today after i was up a while i thought about the purchase from the previous day, went into the basement to check the receipt, i had brought an old container with me to the store to make sure i grabbed the right one, when i went to the counter i put them all down to fetch the money, the cashier rang up the sample but when i fetched the receipt it was in the original bag that i was using to collect the garbage from last night, the remover wipes removed just enough print for me to see that she rang up three items but not enough to bring it in a get a credit :doh:, what a night, i do this because i like this :straightface:
anyone who read all this i thank you, im not the best story teller but i want to share....and geeze i keep wanting to share photos of my time out and cant get it right....i also need to find myself a jacket that fits and a proper purse....the one im using just has one large pocket.
not for me.... went to support dressed in may ? my trip out to get a bra, brought forms in sept, had a fitting for that in guy mode, so im getting ready to go to support last night, need to be stealthy cause were private about it and my son does not know that im aware of, made lots of miscues....so i pack up what needs to be in the car, leave the things that need to be underdressed and put the forms in the laundry area so they are not ice cold from being in the car, really cold yesterday, make a simple dinner to leave and im off, tell my son im going to small business seminar and drive out to makeup outlet in town and purchase some foundation and powder. bought a used container and had an associate help me find things, can the print on the containers get any smaller.
drive out to the location where i prepared the last time i went to support, we are still private so i cant leave the house as mikell, pull up and lay all my accouterments out and cant seem to find my forms :eek: major panic sets in because i know i left them in a fairly open spot but the box is inconspicuous, tell myself to bail, get home and come back, not enough time, just go without the forms, so i settle down some and figure just get made up, red lipstick for beard cover, :eek: more panic, cant find it....did i leave it home :doh:nope here it is under the phone in the purse, soo i finally get into gear and apply the red, work it in and get the foundation i just purchased out of the bag and apply, put on the wig and thats when i really settle down now im just a women in the car fixing herself up, so now for the finish, throw all the garbage back in the bag, and i think, well i have the bra, so i slip it under and fasten it, them i think well just stick the socks under to keep the shape, not the best but not the first time right, started getting dark the lighting wasnt so good and i had a few minutes to spare so i drove around and figured i would take a selfie of me somewhere.
i pulled into a strip mall and the lighting was better and i wasnt happy with the lips, so i pulled everything out again and tried a different color, better but not the way i usually get it so i settled, drove to the hall where we meet and settled in :bs: so i say my goodbyes after and get to deconstructing myself, not a happy time. use a bunch of remover wipes and toss them into the bag from my earlier purchase and get to driving home.
once home i packed everything up and put it into the basement....included the forms, went up a fixed myself a stiff drink and found that i was able to watch the football game even though i dont get ESPN. STUPID GIANTS.
so today after i was up a while i thought about the purchase from the previous day, went into the basement to check the receipt, i had brought an old container with me to the store to make sure i grabbed the right one, when i went to the counter i put them all down to fetch the money, the cashier rang up the sample but when i fetched the receipt it was in the original bag that i was using to collect the garbage from last night, the remover wipes removed just enough print for me to see that she rang up three items but not enough to bring it in a get a credit :doh:, what a night, i do this because i like this :straightface:
anyone who read all this i thank you, im not the best story teller but i want to share....and geeze i keep wanting to share photos of my time out and cant get it right....i also need to find myself a jacket that fits and a proper purse....the one im using just has one large pocket.