Only this time of the Year

[RADER]

Well I was dressed in just a Jean long skirt, Bra and top.
I am working on the computer when the door bell rings!!!
With out thinking, I go down stairs and open the door for the UPS
guy.
I had to sign for the package; I all of a sudden, I realized that I was
standing there dressed, but no wig, or make-up and sporting a Mustache.
He looks at me, I open the screed door, and he looks down at my maxi
skirt with this wonderment look on his face.
I said "You caught me just before I was about to leave for a Halloween Party.
O' He Says, What theme, I said that Bruce Guy, Guys are to be girls, and
girls are to be guys.
He said that he has one on Saturday, He has to go as "Little Bow Peep"
I smiled, and said, well only this time of the year. He said Yes, Thank Goodness.
See, I guess others take advantage of this time of the year.
Rader

[Krisi]

The doorbell sometimes rings for me when I'm dressed. I think though and revert back to Homer before I answer it. I might have to call through the door "Just a minute."

This is where one of those video doorbell things would come in handy. You can see who is at the door and carry on a conversation with them but they can't see you.

[Saikotsu]

As much as I dislike this time of year, (the cold), it does have it's perks. Namely being able to wear a coat over anything incriminating. Nice save there, Rader.

[GeorgeA]

It happened to me last winter when I had to sign an electronic pad for a parcel delivery. I kept the door open enough to sign and receive the parcel, but stayed mostly behind the door. I am sure the deliveryman could see that I was a man in a skirt but said nothing.

Saikotsu, an overcoat might not cover nyloned legs or feet.

[Demi88]

Wish I could understand the beards and mustaches. Nice that he "has" to go as Little Bow Peep:)

[BLUE ORCHID]

Hi Rader, I have a good friend that drives for United Parcel Service, He said that absolutely nothing surprises him anymore, He's seen it all !:daydreaming:

[Robin414]

Hi Rader, I have a good friend that drives for United Parcel Service, He said that absolutely nothing surprises him anymore, He's seen it all !:daydreaming:

Thanks Orchid, that's a confidence boost (seriously) ☺

[docrobbysherry]

I get that Rader. It's funny. After you've been caught a few times? U just seem to not worry about other folks.

On my way to a costumed T event Sat. nite in LA, (It's a long way from home.) I needed gas. I had just put on my deep cleavage, trim, sexy sailor suit with red, 5" spike heels.:daydreaming:

Of course, from the neck up I was a balding 70 y/o guy with beard and stash! Because I was driving, no wig or mask. The attendant didn't bat an eye when I paid. Or, when I asked him why the pump shut off early and he had to come out to help me.:o

[Dana44]

I was dressed and a ups guy came. my SO was sleeping and the package was for her. I signed and took the package, he never gave me a second look. LOL