Yesterday At Breakfast...

[flatlander_48]

My wife is a central figure as far as my dressing goes. There are a few things that I cannot do as a function of reduced flexibility from arthritis. In short, it would be very difficult for me to leave the house dressed without her assistance. Anyway, she knows all about me, what I have, what I've bought, etc. There are no secrets.

On my most recent shopping trip to my favorite thrift store, SAVERS, one of the items I bought was a pair of Gloria Vanderbilt jeans. I wore them at home for the first time yesterday. In addition to the jeans, I was fully dressed (inside and outside), neck down.

So, as we were getting ready for breakfast, the conversation went like this:


Me: What do you think? These are the jeans I bought last weekend.

Wife: Who cares? I'm still looking at your tits...


You know, some days you just need a good Rim Shot.

DeeAnn

[Krisi]

That's a good one.

[Karen RHT]

Too funny, luv it.


Karen

[Giselle(Oshawa)]

dee ann that is priceless sis

[alwayshave]

That is a great line. My fiancee hates my tits, but only because they are larger than hers.

[Kevyn53]

My wife joked with me a couple of weeks ago that it was a shame she wasn't into women because I had great legs!

[paulaprimo]

too funny!! glad your wife has a sense of humor... ;)

[flatlander_48]

dee ann that is priceless sis

More specifically, Pat is priceless...


too funny!! glad your wife has a sense of humor... ;)

The weird thing is that it is not unusual for it to be so effortless. That's what's really scary...

DeeAnn

[kittie60]

Yea I like it

[Beverley Sims]

Lately my wife has started adjusting my bra straps, she doesn't like me to look droopy.

The attention is great.

[IamWren]

That made me laaaaaaafff!
And where is that rimshot button to add to posts? Mods? :D

[Angie G]

Your wife is so cool DeeAnn. And funny I love it :hugs:
Angie

[flatlander_48]

She is One Of A Kind...

DeeAnn

[phylis anne]

interesting side note to this sorry if I am hijacking but I noticed that when i dress blended that all the guys that notice are looking at the boobs mine are small but now I understand what g/g's are feeling when guys constantly look at them in the areas of desire

[Christina Page]

That is an awesome reaction DeeAnn !

[flatlander_48]

interesting side note to this sorry if I am hijacking but I noticed that when i dress blended that all the guys that notice are looking at the boobs mine are small but now I understand what g/g's are feeling when guys constantly look at them in the areas of desire

p a:

We can't control what others may do. The only thing that we can do is decide what our reaction will be...

DeeAnn

[gokatiegirl]

I like that, too funny!

[Claire Cook]

Hi Dee Ann,

Thanks for sharing this one -- started my day with a smile. Sometimes i catch my wife looking at my boobs too .....