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BLUE ORCHID
12-07-2015, 09:33 PM
Hi All:hugs:, My wonderful:love:wife who is ( DA/DT but tolerates it ) and another couple took me out
to dinner for my 73rd Birthday today I was setting on the isle seat and one of the girls in the restaurant
stopped and made a very nice comment about my triple Diamond pierced earrings I said that
it was a late onset Mid Life Crisis.

So after she walked away I said to the other lady next to my wife, Yea At my age I can get probably get
away with anything, And the other lady said, "You are not going to start Crossdressing are you".

I just tried to kept a strait face, Said no and as looked over at my wife,
I thought she was going to Choke~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~...:daydreaming:...
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Needless the ride home after dropping the other couple off was very quiet, Will Advise >Orchid

Genny B
12-07-2015, 09:43 PM
If you ever get caught out dressed you can blame your crossdressing on someone now! It's all their fault because you would of never thought of that on your own! LOL!

Genny B

lisalove
12-07-2015, 09:45 PM
Well you didn't lie, You're not going to "start" crossdressing.

OH and Happy Birthday!:bday2:

kittie60
12-07-2015, 10:06 PM
Happy birthday to you blue orchid. That was funny.

TrishaLake
12-07-2015, 10:10 PM
happy birthday and funny as hell

Rabecca
12-07-2015, 10:11 PM
I think some one knows more then you think.

lingerieLiz
12-07-2015, 10:22 PM
Oh not sure. Over the years I've had comments that were spur of the moment. If the friends are of the same age they probably have no concept of CDing.

Roberta Lynn
12-07-2015, 10:25 PM
Sounds like you are having a great day!
You could of said, START! My wife keeps hoping I'll quit.:)
Of course then you might of needed a ride home:doh:

Robin414
12-07-2015, 10:29 PM
I said that
it was a late onset Mid Life Crisis.

So after she walked away I said to the other lady next to my wife, Yea At my age I can get probably get
away with anything


There certainly are milestones in life that afford us certain 'luxuries' 😉

And HAPPY BIRTHDAY Orchid! 😄

S. Lisa Smith
12-07-2015, 10:45 PM
Happy birthday!!

Just4me
12-07-2015, 10:50 PM
I love it!!! Happy birthday

Sometimes Steffi
12-07-2015, 10:56 PM
Of course you're not going to start crossdressing at 73!

Danitgirl1
12-08-2015, 01:49 AM
hAPPY bIrtHDay :love:

AngelaYVR
12-08-2015, 02:05 AM
That's usually the point you rip off your suit to reveal the Vegas showgirl costume underneath!

And happy birthday to the happiest girl on the forum!

bridget thronton
12-08-2015, 02:41 AM
Happy birthday

Amanda M
12-08-2015, 02:44 AM
Belated Happy Birthday

Sallee
12-08-2015, 03:06 AM
You could have played off it well "well you never know" or "stranger things could happen" Its always an inside joke with my wife and I and she is pretty much DADT but knows

josrphine
12-08-2015, 07:20 AM
Hi Blue, I will be 75 in April. I have the problem now of when with other women an my wife an some one said a nice comment to me . I say not bad for a 75 year old man. Mywife loves it an backs me up Got it made . Jo See my picture on my profile can't seem to get on here.

Karren H
12-08-2015, 07:33 AM
That means I still have a decade to go before I can get away with anything? Sigh. Don't think I can make it that long. Lol. Happy Birthday!

grace52
12-08-2015, 08:11 AM
A happy late happy birthday, hope you had great day. GRACE

CarlaWestin
12-08-2015, 08:17 AM
Happy Birthday, Blue. You old folks are nothing but trouble!

:heehee:

Karen RHT
12-08-2015, 08:39 AM
Happy belated Birthday Blue. Always good to enjoy a chuckle or two with friends. Keep your forgiving and "be happy" outlook going.


Karen

Julie1123
12-08-2015, 09:06 AM
Happy Birthday!

My own DA/DT has led to many awkward moments that I never know quite how to deal with. A lot of the times something related to crossdressing will be on a show or movie, awkward silence, but then the other day she was looking through a list of Little Known Netflix Shows You Should Be Watching, and she piped up, "Oh look! A show about a transvestite assassin." I just never know how to respond.

Krisi
12-08-2015, 09:07 AM
That's a great story. You could have answered "I hadn't planned on it."

Happy Birthday. I'm right behind you.

Chandlyr Ellis
12-08-2015, 11:25 AM
Happy Birthday !

My response might have been “Excellent idea! I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night” But before I could have commented, my SO would have blurted out, “he already does”.

jenniferinsf
12-08-2015, 11:29 AM
happy birthday wishes....cute story

Stephanie47
12-08-2015, 12:11 PM
Maybe she already knows. Sometimes it does not take much for a person to slip and another to catch on. Maybe your wife choked because she once opened up to her friend and you can conclude the feline is out of the bag.

mikayla1964
12-08-2015, 12:25 PM
Happy late birthday blue..

Julie Denier
12-08-2015, 12:56 PM
Great story! Happy birthday ;)

Heidi Stevens
12-08-2015, 01:21 PM
First, Happy Birthday! I'm still waiting for the scenario you just had happen with us. The only time my DADT wife will even mention dressing is when I have to help her identify if that's a boy or a girl for her. Apparently I'm able to somehow discern tips because of my "condition".

Debra Russell
12-08-2015, 01:22 PM
Cute story.. and Happy Happy Birthday:love:.......................Debra

Beverley Sims
12-08-2015, 04:33 PM
Orchid,
There is hope for me having pierced ears someday, after reading a story like yours

Dana44
12-08-2015, 04:39 PM
Orchid, very funny story. Belated happy birthday and well guess your wife is okay after that. Take care buddy!

vixenvicki
12-08-2015, 06:47 PM
Too funny! And a Happy belated Birthday to you!

Maria 60
12-08-2015, 09:36 PM
Happy birthday and many more. That was a funny story, what were the chances she would say that

donnalee
12-09-2015, 04:03 PM
Rimshot!
And a belated Happy Birthday!

Gretchen_To_Be
12-09-2015, 04:17 PM
Too funny! I bet you enjoyed that!

JamieG
12-11-2015, 05:16 PM
So funny! Hope you had a great birthday.

Bria
12-11-2015, 11:11 PM
I don't see a problem with starting to crossdress at 73, I think that's when I started!!

Happy belated Birthday!!

Hugs, Bria

heatherdress
12-12-2015, 12:32 AM
A great story and I am glad you have pierced ears and wear diamond earrings. Happy birthday.

Melissa_59
12-12-2015, 01:06 AM
...And the other lady said, "You are not going to start Crossdressing are you"

That almost sounds like someone was fishing in a pond where they expected to catch something. This isn't something that just "pops out of the woodwork" in standard conversation. It reminds me of the HHOS joke about "They're not going to find where you hid the bodies, are they?"

~Melissa