ChristinaK
03-11-2016, 02:16 AM
Came home all dolled up. 15 minutes later the doorbell rings. It's the guy delivering the dirt for my backyard and the gate is locked. Combat changeover!
He's doing it for free. I feel horrible for making him wait. Face wash, damn mascara smearing. Phone rings. The guy wants to move it into my backyard as well. No time to change my hair, it's going to look pretty womanly. I reek of perfume. Too bad.
I change into man mode and walk out, heart pounding. My nails! Hands in pocket. He wants to shake hands! Crap. Don't think he noticed. Put gloves 9n, grab shovel and wheelbarrow to help.
Oh no! Now it's time to pick up my daughter from school. My womanly stuff is all over the bedroom. Hope she doesn't go in there. In the car, realize my Rouge is still visible. Oh well, I've been shoveling, face is red. My nails! Well, we've had ours done together, no big deal. Don't think she noticed. Got home, cleaned my nails, face and bedroom quickly, forgot my jewelry. Too late, get it before wife comes home.
Back out shoveling dirt and discussing pool. Hope I got all the mascara. My lips! Oh yeah, I wiped them quickly.
Jeez, the messes we make for ourselves. Remembered the jewelry just before my wife got home.
What a position I put myself in for forgetting something important. Had to look at myself several times and rechecked the bedroom and bathroom several times.
Fortunately, I wore a hat which made my hair sweaty and manly looking again.
What chaotic lives we lead sometimes for our self satisfaction.
He's doing it for free. I feel horrible for making him wait. Face wash, damn mascara smearing. Phone rings. The guy wants to move it into my backyard as well. No time to change my hair, it's going to look pretty womanly. I reek of perfume. Too bad.
I change into man mode and walk out, heart pounding. My nails! Hands in pocket. He wants to shake hands! Crap. Don't think he noticed. Put gloves 9n, grab shovel and wheelbarrow to help.
Oh no! Now it's time to pick up my daughter from school. My womanly stuff is all over the bedroom. Hope she doesn't go in there. In the car, realize my Rouge is still visible. Oh well, I've been shoveling, face is red. My nails! Well, we've had ours done together, no big deal. Don't think she noticed. Got home, cleaned my nails, face and bedroom quickly, forgot my jewelry. Too late, get it before wife comes home.
Back out shoveling dirt and discussing pool. Hope I got all the mascara. My lips! Oh yeah, I wiped them quickly.
Jeez, the messes we make for ourselves. Remembered the jewelry just before my wife got home.
What a position I put myself in for forgetting something important. Had to look at myself several times and rechecked the bedroom and bathroom several times.
Fortunately, I wore a hat which made my hair sweaty and manly looking again.
What chaotic lives we lead sometimes for our self satisfaction.