Help! I've been shot!

[Sophia Rearen]

My wife just shot me in the face with or kids suction dart gun. Nearly hitting me in the eye while I was concentrating on my laptop screen reading this forum. Hurt a little, mainly shocked! My only response, " a little pent up frustration with me honey?" She did question earlier why I had my forms on under my drab clothes this morning. She asked when I had put them on (last night) and now you're wearing them out to meetings? And some of you think you have it bad with your wives or SO's, ha!

[Shelly Preston]

Hi Sophia

I thought you meant shot with a Camera lol

[ChristineRenee]

Jeeeez...Wouldn't it have been enough for her ta shoot you in one of the "padded" areas instead?:p

If I were you Sophia, I'd ask to borrow her concealer now to cover the mark on your face from that dart!:D

[Kimberley]

Considered a hockey helmet and face mask? LOL

Go get that concealer....

Kimberley

[Laurie Ann]

Wow that's an interesting way to let off some steam.

[Julie Avery]

Considered a hockey helmet and face mask? LOL

Kimberley

or goggles...might be able to cultivate an Amelia Erhardt look ;)

[Wendy me]

you got to watch that honey do list better....

[Sophia Rearen]

you got to watch that honey do list better....


LOL. I was half way through vaccumming the house. I took lunch and followed with a forum visit. It was then she blasted me. Too long of a break, I presume?

[Sophia Rearen]

If I were you Sophia, I'd ask to borrow her concealer now to cover the mark on your face from that dart!:D

That's one of the first things I thought. She doesn't use concealer, I do. Luckily, I bought a new one last week because I just ran out of the one I had been using.

[Jenny Beth]

Gun contol...that's what's needed! If you were here in Canada that weapon would have had to have been in a lockable gun safe or at the very least have a trigger lock on it. Oh, and registered too! :D

[HaleyPink2000]

Maybe soaking the dart gun under the water, and rusting the spring would be an option in the future. Decreasing it's range. Or taking it apart and cutting the spring in half.

I'd had a water blaster pistol duck taped to the bottom of the table for a time. I did a simular thing last year when the Oldest Grandkid came in the house and squirted me, when I was setting there eating lunch. I looked at her like why did you do that. While She was laughing I took the water pistol from under the table, where it was duck taped, Oh Man, soaked her down good.

Haley:)

[Phyliss]

Jenny Beth, "gun control" does that mean using two hands to take careful aim?.


Not exactly sure how I would have reacted.

[kathy gg]

Could be worse, you could have ben 'tazered.....:cry:

[Tina Dixon]

I seen shot and im pictures, then why was this not moved? Oh by the way hope your ok, and when you put your forms on its hard to take then off.

[Charlene Marie]

Sophia, Just tell her to chill out or say "Hey good looken, is that a pistol in your pocket? or are ya just glad to see me"

[uknowhoo]

Sophia, I hoped you replied "you're such a guy!" LOL



I'd had a water blaster pistol duck taped to the bottom of the table for a time. I did a simular thing last year when the Oldest Grandkid came in the house and squirted me, when I was setting there eating lunch. I looked at her like why did you do that. While She was laughing I took the water pistol from under the table, where it was duck taped, Oh Man, soaked her down good.Haley:)

Haley, you look so sweet and innocent. Who'd've thunk you were so cunning and ruthless!;)

[SherriePall]

Sophia --
There are times my wife has wanted to shoot me. That's why no guns are allowed in my house.

[Leigh Davis]

Could you have been mistaken for a quail?:doh:

[uknowhoo]

Could you have been mistaken for a quail?:doh:

:lol2: :roflmao: :lol2:

;)

T

[serinalynn]

give that gun the Blow Torch treatment and melt it down.

[Karinna]

Sophia, you know how to draw attention with a thread title like that !
I am sorry for you, it's a shot in the heart.
You seem to take it with a grain of salt and that's the way it has to be.

[insearchofme]

Doesn't your wife know that :"Those things can poke an eye out!"

[paulaN]

I hope it was a playful incounter. you had better strap on your dart gun and amo belt. And get ready for a dart war.

[Leigh Davis]

"Darts are for blouses not war."
-M. Stewart

[Sage GG]

It sounds to me like she just wanted your attention, did she get it?

[Lady Katherine]

Sophia: Was she jealous of your truly lovely legs?

[susancheerleader]

Hanging arround Dick Cheney? You know how he is with shooting first.....

[S. Lisa Smith]

My first thought was that she was fooling around. I hope that's all it is!

[Sophia Rearen]

So funny! Love the replies.

No Lisa, I don't think she was fooling around. As I sat on the sofa, she picked up the gun. Never using before she asked me how to fire it. I told her and she shot the fireplace surround. Next thing I know she's about 6 feet away with both hands on the gun looking like Dirty Harry. I pay no real attention and then, wham! Never saw it. Hit the corner of my eye socket. She apologized profusely along with her nervous laughter. Needless to say I kept my distance from her for a while.

[kim in n.c.]

Sophia, I would't let the kids teach her how to reload:bs:

[Roxane]

Hi Sophia

Well you know what they say "We hurt the ones we Love"

x

[TGMarla]

And you say you were wearing breast forms at the time? Around the kids? Around the wife? No wonder she shot you. Now get back to vacuuming! Who do you think you are, June Cleaver?

[Billijo49504]

My wife is bi-polar, so you know where my guns are. 3011 left- 412teen right-71112 left and open.;) :cheeky:

[ladyelaine]

You vaccum, and still get shot?!?! Lucky the dart didn't stick?!?!

Elaine