Tina_gm
05-07-2016, 04:14 PM
For all of us who are or were single, and in the genderfluid camp-
(Our dual gender brain)
*SHE* dumped again eh. what a surprise. you wouldn't let me talk to her. *HE* You always say stupid corny stuff. You will make her think she is dating a woman. *SHE* and what's wrong with that? *HE* They want a real man. You see them always chasing the rough masculine men. *SHE* Wrong again, as usual. It is because they are the only ones who don't act like they are scared of their own shadow. You have one lined up, don't you. *HE* Yep. *SHE* now remember what I said and don't screw it up this time. Look deeply into her eyes. Don't treat her like all the rest of your alcoholic buddies. She doesn't need 8 drinks. Don't stare blindly at her breats like you have never seen breasts before. *HE* but they are awesome, I can't help it. *SHE* I know they are, but you have to focus. *HE* what am I looking for again? *SHE* If she calls you by your name a lot. Twirling her hair in your direction. If she is sitting or standing facing in your direction, or laughing at your pathetic jokes. *HE* At least I have jokes. I tried to tell yours one time. *SHE* it is a joke only a woman understands from another woman. She thought you were a guy hahaha *HE* I would be if it wasn't for you being conjoined in the brain. *SHE* Oh, you love me and you know it. *HE* yes, I do. *SHE* now go get her champ, and please bring back a decent one this time. We are lucky we didn't catch anything from that last one. *HE* blah blah blah blah. I have needs. *SHE* I do too. Are you forgetting something??? (reminds him of the condomn) Oh god this is going to be a long night.
Later on-
*HE* I think she really likes me. *SHE* you mean US, yeah, she's a real cutie. Just let me talk to her a little bit. *HE* No *SHE* let me show her all of us. You will still get the prize at the end of the night, I just want to talk to her, and cuddle with her. *HE* and if I do, what if she thinks we are gay. *SHE* she won't, she knows who the gay ones are just by the way they look at her. *HE* I mean it, don't overdo it. I don't want to be in the friend zone, you know there is no escaping the friend zone. *SHE* ok, I promise, I won't put you in the friend zone, this time, hehe. *HE* do you think she will be ok with both of us? *SHE* I don't know, but there is only one way to find out. *HE* How should I tell her about us? *SHE* not like last time that's for sure. Just be honest. *HE* I can't do this I can't do this, I am putting you back in the cage. *SHE* go ahead, remember the last time you did that, you think I tortured you then, I will make it 10 times worse this time. *He* Honey, there is something I need to tell you about me........
(Our dual gender brain)
*SHE* dumped again eh. what a surprise. you wouldn't let me talk to her. *HE* You always say stupid corny stuff. You will make her think she is dating a woman. *SHE* and what's wrong with that? *HE* They want a real man. You see them always chasing the rough masculine men. *SHE* Wrong again, as usual. It is because they are the only ones who don't act like they are scared of their own shadow. You have one lined up, don't you. *HE* Yep. *SHE* now remember what I said and don't screw it up this time. Look deeply into her eyes. Don't treat her like all the rest of your alcoholic buddies. She doesn't need 8 drinks. Don't stare blindly at her breats like you have never seen breasts before. *HE* but they are awesome, I can't help it. *SHE* I know they are, but you have to focus. *HE* what am I looking for again? *SHE* If she calls you by your name a lot. Twirling her hair in your direction. If she is sitting or standing facing in your direction, or laughing at your pathetic jokes. *HE* At least I have jokes. I tried to tell yours one time. *SHE* it is a joke only a woman understands from another woman. She thought you were a guy hahaha *HE* I would be if it wasn't for you being conjoined in the brain. *SHE* Oh, you love me and you know it. *HE* yes, I do. *SHE* now go get her champ, and please bring back a decent one this time. We are lucky we didn't catch anything from that last one. *HE* blah blah blah blah. I have needs. *SHE* I do too. Are you forgetting something??? (reminds him of the condomn) Oh god this is going to be a long night.
Later on-
*HE* I think she really likes me. *SHE* you mean US, yeah, she's a real cutie. Just let me talk to her a little bit. *HE* No *SHE* let me show her all of us. You will still get the prize at the end of the night, I just want to talk to her, and cuddle with her. *HE* and if I do, what if she thinks we are gay. *SHE* she won't, she knows who the gay ones are just by the way they look at her. *HE* I mean it, don't overdo it. I don't want to be in the friend zone, you know there is no escaping the friend zone. *SHE* ok, I promise, I won't put you in the friend zone, this time, hehe. *HE* do you think she will be ok with both of us? *SHE* I don't know, but there is only one way to find out. *HE* How should I tell her about us? *SHE* not like last time that's for sure. Just be honest. *HE* I can't do this I can't do this, I am putting you back in the cage. *SHE* go ahead, remember the last time you did that, you think I tortured you then, I will make it 10 times worse this time. *He* Honey, there is something I need to tell you about me........