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Petrina CD
02-24-2006, 03:15 PM
Why men are just happier people----

What do you expect from such simple creatures?

Your last name stays put.
The garage is all yours.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
Choclate is just another snack.
You can be president.
You can never be pregnant.
You can wear a white t-shirt to a waterpark.
You can wear NO shirt to a waterpark.
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
The world is your urinal.
You never have to drive to another gas restroom because this one is just too icky.
You don't have to stop and think about which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
Same work ,more pay.
Wrinkles add character.
Wedding dress -$5000, Tux rental -$100 .
The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
New shose don't cut , blister, or mangle your feet.
One mood all the time.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
You know stuff about tanks.
A five day vacation requires only one suitcase.
You can opan all your own jars.
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thouhgtfulness.
If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your freind .
Your underwear is $8.95 for a threepack.
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough .
You almost never have strap problems in public.
You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
Everything on your face stays the same color.
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
You only have to shave your neck and face.
You can play with toys all your life.
Your big belly usually hides your big hips.
One wallet and one pair of shoes one color for all seasons.
You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
You can do your nails with a pocket knife.
You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24th in 25 minutes.

No wonder men are happier!!!

My wife gave me this last night and I now understand F2Mer's desire to be male.

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Chrissie Renee
02-25-2006, 01:06 AM
Petrina and Honey Lynn.....:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::thumbsup:

02-27-2006, 03:41 PM

You know stuff about tanks.

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Wha???? No-one told me. What stuff about tanks do I know? Are you on about the little rectangular ones that hold fish or the big ugly ones with guns stuck on? Why didn't anyone teach me 'Tank' in school?

I'm very very confused.