As a Male to Female Crossdresser.......

[CarlaWestin]

.....what are some words that you never want to hear come out of your mouth?


"What do you mean you purged for me?"

"Oh, NO! I loved those shoes!"

"I'm sorry. What came in the mail for me, today?"

"Well Officer, now that you know I'm male, I guess you're wondering why I robbed this bank."

:straightface:

OK, your turn. I'll add to this. I just wanted to prime the pump.

[RADER]

I do not want a "run" in those stockings.

My Bra is holding its own.

I know they are a bit corny, but it is corn on the cob season.
Rader

[Cheryl T]

Yes, I SWEAR those panties in the glove compartment are mine !! LOL

[PattiMichaels]

"My ears aren't pierced (while reaching up to cover studs that I forgot to take out at 3am)."

"Yeah, that DOES like me in a mini-skirt and heels..."

"That's not mascara or eyeliner, I'm just not sleeping well."

[Lana Mae]

Makeup? What makeup?
Not with my wig, you won't!!!
It fits!! Well almost!!
No hugs from Lana Mae
HUGS Lana Mae (LOL)

[Dana44]

My god what are you wearing?
Oh those are real aren't they?
um yeah my eras were pierced when I was drunk.

[lingerieLiz]

Who has on White Sholders? or perfume of your choice
Is that a bra under your shirt?
When you bent over your panties were showing.
Gee, why do you have so many straps showing?
Are you having strap problems?

All of the above I have experienced.

[Sissy_Michelle]

CarlaWestin,

Purged? Which stash, and that means we get to go shopping !

Oh, we get to go shoe shopping again. I love you !

What bank? I thought they were throwing away dirty money ...

@--}----
Michelle

[Meghan4now]

What I never want to hear from my own mouth?

"Gee, honey, I'm sorry. I was wrong, you were right. I am transitioning. Where do I sign?"

Oh a little too real?

[docrobbysherry]

"No, they aren't real. Go ahead and touch them if u don't believe me!":straightface:

[jennifer0918]

No crossdressing is not like the common cold,it doesn't just away..

[Katie01]

I need to lose 20 lbs before I can model this for you! Sadly said to SO after she gave me a panty and bra set. :/

[BLUE ORCHID]

Hi Carla:hugs:, When did you start wearing Earrings ??,
.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~When my wife found then in my pick-up truck !

Crossdressing is like being in the Mafia, You just can't quit !

Why is there a red stain on your lips, Do you wear lipstick ??

Is that a Tramp Stamp on your lower back ??


Are they your breast's ? Yes I bought and paid for them.

Liz:hugs:, White Shoulders is my favorite perfume !

[sometimes_miss]

"Thanks for buying me a wedding gown, but what do you mean it's my baby? We haven't even had sex yet. What was it, an immaculate conception?"

[CarlaWestin]

"No, I paid for the temporary makeover. You're telling me this is permanent?"
(Actually, I'd just learn to deal with that one.)

"What do you mean the dog ate one of my breast forms?"

"So, when my wife had me all dolled up for our first girl's night out, what I didn't know was that it was actually my surprise retirement party from work. Complete with divorce papers."

"Well, NO. I don't have a twin sister. Which window was she climbing through?"

[Alice Torn]

When i was pulled over late at night by a cop, my second time out, i told him i am dreesed this way, because wanted tosee what its like to be a woman, to see see what they go through./

[Lori Kurtz]

Should I take off my panties, too, doctor?

[Helen_Highwater]

Actually I think it looks better on you than me.

No they're not thongs, they're undies that shrank in the wash.

I have no idea why a ladies underwear company would be sending me their catalogue, again.

[JenniferR771]

Really, I just wanted to see what a girdle felt like. I will take it off. Don't yell at me, Mom!

[CynthiaD]

"Oh, oh! I must have forgotten to put the other one in."

[redtea]

Everything i can think of sounds really exciting, i can't say that i truly don't want to say it because the situation gives me the opportunity to "own it" which would only empower me further.