Acastina
12-15-2016, 05:02 PM
There's this gay comedian that I guess I'm late to learn about (not watching much network TV) named Ross Mathews. A friend gave me his book Man Up! and I'm finally getting around to reading it.
With so many of us here expressing exasperation with our male voices when out and about, I thought it might be a hoot to share the following from pages 26-27. He apparently has a voice that never really changed and is often mistaken for a woman on the phone (and, according to him, in person and on stage, but that may be another joke):
"My voice is so high-pitched, only gay dogs can hear it.
Even Richard Simmons thinks I should butch it up.
My voice is the only thing Don't Ask, Don't Tell still applies to [not here, of course].
You'd think I'd like vaginas, since most people with my voice have one.
Equal parts my voice and Fran Drescher's voice are how doctors cure those four-hour Viagra erections men are warned about."
:laughing:
With so many of us here expressing exasperation with our male voices when out and about, I thought it might be a hoot to share the following from pages 26-27. He apparently has a voice that never really changed and is often mistaken for a woman on the phone (and, according to him, in person and on stage, but that may be another joke):
"My voice is so high-pitched, only gay dogs can hear it.
Even Richard Simmons thinks I should butch it up.
My voice is the only thing Don't Ask, Don't Tell still applies to [not here, of course].
You'd think I'd like vaginas, since most people with my voice have one.
Equal parts my voice and Fran Drescher's voice are how doctors cure those four-hour Viagra erections men are warned about."
:laughing: