The Damn Dog

[Gabby6790]

The pink fog has recently come back with a vengeance. One of the things that has been driving me wild is the SO's tanks and tees. I just love the soft fabric and the way they show off my chest especially since I started shaving again.

As I read a few post about people having close calls I thought "Wow, I am super glad I am so careful".

Fast forward to me sitting on the couch and the SO says "do you know how my shirt ended up on your office floor". I just played dumb. I think she had a clue I might have been lying and then she blames it on the dog. The dog does like to steal socks and underwear so I went along with it.

I am certainly one of those people that almost hopes to get caught and inside I was thinking that maybe this was finally it and I could come clean but the dog ruined it. Later on, I thought maybe she still knows. Then she texted me a picture of the dog curled up on her sweatshirt.

The damn dog is doing her best to keep me in the closet. lol.

[Julie MA]

Maybe the dog is telling you it's time to come out...

[Leslie Langford]

"Man's (crossdresser's?) best friend"? :D :devil:

[Lana Mae]

Dogs are smart. I agree with Julie, maybe the dog is trying to tell you to come out! Hugs Lana Mae

[Acastina]

OK, boy dog or girl dog?:devil:

[ronda]

could be the dog is saying hold your peace for now

[audreyinalbany]

maybe the dog is trying to tell you not to take your wife's stuff

[AllieSF]

Bad dog, err, no Good dog, errr ... Bad dog, no, Good dog, ...Oh Damn!!

[Dana44]

Ah it's a dogie world. Damn dog, why are you so nice. LOL yeah its a good dog isn't it.

[Abbey11]

Thanks for sharing Gabby, mans best friend ... Or not ?

[Allisa]

Seems the dog is covering for you and taking the heat for it.

[Gabby6790]

Bad dog, err, no Good dog, errr ... Bad dog, no, Good dog, ...Oh Damn!!

Exactly what was going through my head. I am guilty of blaming the last dog for breaking a pair of her strappy sandals years ago.

[BLUE ORCHID]

Hi Gabby:hugs:, That is a cute story, Thanks...:daydreaming:...

[sometimes_miss]

The voice of reality feels it must chime in.

The pink fog has recently come back with a vengeance. <snip>
I am certainly one of those people that almost hopes to get caught

Be careful what you wish for. Remember, the odds of it working out well in your favor are not good. If at any point you think it will all play out like in your dreams, as long as you are OK with the worst possible consequences as well, proceed.

[Becky Blue]

Gabby, if only your dog could talk you would not only be outed but wouldn't have to do the deed yourself.

Do you think my wife would buy this? "Wow the strangest thing happened, the dog shaved my chest when i was snoozing on the couch, he was so gentle I didn't even wake up."

[Krisi]

Our puppy likes to pull underwear out of the laundry basket.

More to the point, if you choose to tell your "SO" about your little hobby, you get to do it on your own terms. If you wait until she catches you, it's on her terms.

[Gabby6790]

Krisi, in my head, my terms will never be good enough.

ST_Miss - I certainly get that. Not wanting to start a tell my SO thread but I have suffered and helped here we many things some major so I hope that deep down inside she could deal with some clothes. On top of that, keep this bottled up inside me is not good for me or my family so.....

Becky Blue - How about "the dog knocked over an open bottle of nair on my chest?" Lucky me, SO loves my shaved or waxed chest not so much the legs.

[Maria Blackwood]

Uncompleted homework, errant farts, crossdressing... is there nothing dogs can't cover for?

And as much as I like cats, if they had thumbs they'd take photos and out you just for the lulz. Or blackmail for catnip.

[Tracy Irving]

We tend to anthropomorphize our pets. So, I know it is just my imagination when I see my dog looking differently at me when I am dressed.

The worst is when I am wearing a dress in the backyard taking pictures. She has a habit of photobombing them.

[MissTee]

So, if it's a boy dog, and he's stealing girl clothes . . . What if he's secretly wearing them?

[Sashauk]

A crossdressing dog! Now that would be a bizarre story. :D

[Maria Blackwood]

Beware what you wish for.

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[Sashauk]

I think I've seen everything now :D

[Maria Blackwood]

Challenge accepted. Nah, I'll stop. :D

[Gabby6790]

Very much a rule 42 example.

[tvmelissa]

I don't think I want to know why you need a towel...