Jenni Yumiko
02-25-2017, 09:00 AM
My wife tossed my most comfortable jeans the other day. :-( Sucked, cause I really liked those jeans, they were guy jeans, but very worn in and super comfy. There are quite a few holes in them, and a couple quarter sized ones in the butt. Where the pockets stretch. So basically my pocket kinda hangs off the jeans. I wear long shirts normally with them so nothing shows through, and if they do, why are you looking at my ass anyway? I'm too old, and don't care.
Anyway, I was wearing a pair of satin and lace silver cheetah cheekies on and was in line to pay. I usually have my card and dl on my phone case, but I had my wallet this time as we were going to multiple stores. I went to pay and the woman behind me got a full view of my butt. She said nice lace cheetahs, my whole face turned red and flush, my wife looked at me and giggled a little. Then the woman said something to the effect of I wish I had a guy who wore pretty stuff like that. My wife's smile instantly turned to a WTF look and she looked at the woman and was like, "really?" The woman smiled back at her then my wife put her hand in my butt pocket grabbed our bag with the other and we walked out of the store. With hand still in my back pocket, she kept turning around to just glare at the woman as we walked out. I thought she was going to kick her ass. (We do live in Chicago)
We got in the car and she was wtf was that about? I laughed and said yanno no one can resist my ass. Big mistake. she said lets go home I'm done shopping. We got home and she said take off your pants, now. I was all yeah, angry sex! Woo! She took my pants and threw them in the garbage and said do I have anymore jeans with holes in inappropriate places? I said no. Then she stormed off to her office.
She came out later and said she wasn't mad at me but at how brazen that chick was to say that when I was obviously with you.
It was a definitely stroke to my ego, but not sure if it was worth the loss of my favorite jeans.
TL;DR woman flirted about my underwear choice with wife in earshot, wife got mad and threw away my favorite jeans.
Anyway, I was wearing a pair of satin and lace silver cheetah cheekies on and was in line to pay. I usually have my card and dl on my phone case, but I had my wallet this time as we were going to multiple stores. I went to pay and the woman behind me got a full view of my butt. She said nice lace cheetahs, my whole face turned red and flush, my wife looked at me and giggled a little. Then the woman said something to the effect of I wish I had a guy who wore pretty stuff like that. My wife's smile instantly turned to a WTF look and she looked at the woman and was like, "really?" The woman smiled back at her then my wife put her hand in my butt pocket grabbed our bag with the other and we walked out of the store. With hand still in my back pocket, she kept turning around to just glare at the woman as we walked out. I thought she was going to kick her ass. (We do live in Chicago)
We got in the car and she was wtf was that about? I laughed and said yanno no one can resist my ass. Big mistake. she said lets go home I'm done shopping. We got home and she said take off your pants, now. I was all yeah, angry sex! Woo! She took my pants and threw them in the garbage and said do I have anymore jeans with holes in inappropriate places? I said no. Then she stormed off to her office.
She came out later and said she wasn't mad at me but at how brazen that chick was to say that when I was obviously with you.
It was a definitely stroke to my ego, but not sure if it was worth the loss of my favorite jeans.
TL;DR woman flirted about my underwear choice with wife in earshot, wife got mad and threw away my favorite jeans.