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Bobbi46
07-17-2017, 08:23 AM
Just to paint the picture for you all, I have two gardens one attached to my house and the other about 4 yards across the road. So being as it was a nice warm afternoon I was dressed in my stretch denim skirt (just above the knee) forms, bra and loose fit tee shirt. I get my mower out to cut the grass across from my house, start the mower and all goes well until, it runs out of petrol. I refilled it and as I was bending over pulling the starter cord, yes you guessed it !!!
One of my forms decided to go walk about!, it slipped out of my bra, down the inside of my tee shirt and the only thing stopping it from its downward journey was my shirt had a tie waste.
So there is me in the middle of my road, one arm stuffed down inside to catch the errant boob!. Put it back in my bra but gave up on the mowing as the mower would not start.
The moral of this story? Get dressed and have fun as well, because I laughed quietly to myself about what had happened.

Krisi
07-17-2017, 08:49 AM
I know a woman with breast implants who fell and dislodged one of her implants. Of course she couldn't put it back where it belonged, she had to go to the hospital.

Tracii G
07-17-2017, 09:15 AM
Too hot for forms here while mowing the grass.
I wear capris or shorts and a light or thin Tshirt.

Leslie Langford
07-17-2017, 09:16 AM
Could have been worse, Bobbi!

You could have accidentally run over that errant boob with your lawnmower and shredded it to bits had it fallen to the ground. :) All in all, consider it a "win". :eek: :heehee: :doh:

Bobbi46
07-17-2017, 09:32 AM
Leslie,
Very true, one has to keep "Abreast" of things. On the other hand it pays to stick them on! I hadn't as that particular bra is a very good fit.

docrobbysherry
07-17-2017, 10:35 AM
Another reason to have foam forms, Bobbi. I have some I made when I was just beginning to dress 20 years ago. Even tho I have a dozen silicone sets now, I still wear the foam ones on special occasions. Like when I played in a golf tourny dressed in a T event in Vegas.

Never remembered I was wearing them while playing. Until I saw the photos!:daydreaming:

Bobbi46
07-17-2017, 11:23 AM
These are wonderful memories for sure there must be many more like this or similar out there

Dana44
07-17-2017, 11:38 AM
LOL nice story. Here I am allergic to grass. So it is bard boots men jeans and a T-shirt hat, sunglasses and sometime a painters mask. Yep a lot of dust on the jeans and they go directly into the wash and I have to soap my self down good to get off the irritating stuff in the shower. So no skirt or leggings wow that would hurt. LOL. I start mowing at eight O'clock in the morning as it is hot here dressed like that. I would not put my fem jeans through something like that.

Sarah Doepner
07-17-2017, 12:03 PM
My first set of breast forms were home-made and didn't hold their shape well, as they warmed up they would begin to partially liquefy. My very first extended walk-about ended up with one form beginning to ooze out from under my bra, while my skirt was falling off on the other side and my feet were rebelling because those shoes that had been comfortable on carpet in the house were not comfy on a sidewalk. By the time I found a place to sit I was sure the whole world was watching and it took a while to settle down and realize they weren't. The trip back to my room revolved around skooshing my form back up under the bra, limp from the blister that was developing and then hitching up my skirt, pretty much in that order all the way back to my room.

It felt like it was a disaster as I was limping back to my room, but before the evening was over I'd changed shoes, skirt, bra and drew on the strength and enjoyment I'd felt and went out again with much better success. I'd made a bunch of mistakes and survived them all, it could only get better at that point and it has. I'm hooked.

LeannS
07-17-2017, 12:59 PM
Bobbi

I am with you all the way nothing worse than having a boob that wants to be free and wander around
make sure the other one doesn't talk to the runaway ot you might end up with both going for a walk about

Leann

Bobbi46
07-17-2017, 01:03 PM
It was a good job that it did not fall out completely because at the time I was right above the hot exhaust box ! It would have put a different meaning on being a red hot momma ! LOL

Carole
07-17-2017, 01:42 PM
That would have been a real boob-ooh Bobbi!

Teresa
07-17-2017, 02:00 PM
Bobbi,
It might be interesting to ask a certain person who split one playing golf, no not me ! You know it's a standing joke about my forms but I've never had that problem , OK they only get a little shaking up when I go on the dance floor .

It could have taken some explaining if you chose to claim on the home insurance if the outcome is what Leslie suggested !

It's good to hear you are totally out and enjoying it even if you have mishaps like this one !

NancySue
07-17-2017, 03:19 PM
Great story. I, too, mow the lawn dressed. Usually, I wear d cup bra and forms, but they're not comfortable. So I have both b cup bras and forms which I wear for lawn work. Much more comfortable. It's great to have a great sense of humor...I do.

Pat
07-17-2017, 03:28 PM
I have to admit, I was kinda expecting it to end up in the mower blades, but still and entertaining story.

I once had an escapee when I was out walking on a hot day. The sticky stuff let go and the boob shot off like a greased pig and slipped out under my shirt just as I was bringing my foot on that side forward, so the way it was timed I basically drop-kicked it into a crowd of people nearby. Fortunately I was in Provincetown, so no harm done. ;)
(Not saying it wasn't embarrassing, though.)

Bobbi46
07-17-2017, 05:26 PM
Sarah,
I am glad what happened to you did not happen to me, I thought gooey times were best kept for cakes!
Carole,
Your humour kills me and stops me dead!
Teresa,
An insurance claim would have been an interesting one seeing as nobody in my Insurance company speaks English. I could have felt a "right tit" about it all except that it was the right one that went south" Still an amusing episode in my life.
Nancy Sue,
Next time they will be glued on!
Pat,
You made me laugh!.
If it had fallen out completely it would have landed on the hot exhaust silencer which is just a little box bolted direct to the head so immediately it would have been a very sticky mess to correct!!