Lee Andrews
11-26-2017, 08:44 AM
Well my wife use to be active in my CDing but ever since midlife and crazy hormones not so much. She plans weekend get a ways so I can dress fully. Well this weekend was no different.
I finished up my honeydew list and jumped in the shower and shaved everything I could. I find the process of make-up application soothing. The slow transformation from guy to girl takes me to my happy place. Anyway, I've found that getting dressed and just hanging around the house a bit anti-climactic but have never had the nerve to do something about it. Well this year, this old broad has wrangled up the nerve to do something, even if it is just a drive around. First time back in the spring it was a quick run around and back to the house. This summer I got up a bit more nerve and parked at the back of a entertainment complex lot and got out and walked around the truck. There were people off in the distance but not close enough to question anything. The rush was incredible.
Yesterday I bought myself a new sweater dress and new tights. Anticipation was over the moon, I knew I was going for a drive dressed tonight. It's almost the same feeling I got the first few times I started wearing make-up. My driveway is a bit secluded but if timing is wrong any number of neighbours would be able to see me and none of them have a clue this burly construction worker loves the finer things in life. Shock would be an understatement if one would catch me. lol. Back to my tale, I get out fine, hit the highway and drive about three towns over. See a big Walmart parking lot and park away from the store but close to the main road. I take a million selfies with the stores in the back round, what a goof!
So from there I decide to run some secondary roads to the north and slowly make my way back. Had enough of dark country roads so I decide to come back down towards civilization. Well don't I run into a R.I.D.E. check point. :eek: I have never been so scared in my life, avoiding it will only have them chase me down and possibly get in trouble. Scared and freaking out, I actually remembered numerous posts from here about others encounters with police. What you are doing may be considered odd or in some cases freaky but far from illegal. As I'm waiting my turn there was one female officer, for some reason I figured that would be better ( the panicked mind reasoning) but no luck. I got a middle aged guy like me. So the window is down as I roll through a bunch of officers till I get to my guy. Not one second look from any of them. Sweet! Now, I know I would only pass in a dark room with the lights off but my guy had this look in his eyes. You could see the gears turning as he's looking at me and asking questions. I honestly think he was having trouble deciding what I was, male or female. I figured it was pretty obvious, well I removed all doubt when I answered because his eyebrows shot up as I replied "No sir" to his "Have you been drinking tonight?" :lol2:
"You have a good night then."
" I am, thank you."
As I drove away I was looking in the rear view mirror, watching him, watch me drive away. Not sure what he was thinking but I guess he has a story to tell his co-workers. LOL I decided that was enough excitement for one night, adrenaline was through the roof.
I've been a long time member of this site but I would like to thank all my sisters for years of knowledge and wisdom in their posts. For a short moment, my first thoughts were to get away from the situation anyway possible. That would have lead to serious problems I'm sure. Second thoughts where what would my sisters do in this situation, thought of some past posts, it calmed me down and I came out the other side with a funny story to tell.
I have a bunch of pictures on my phone, I'll see if I can add some here.
I finished up my honeydew list and jumped in the shower and shaved everything I could. I find the process of make-up application soothing. The slow transformation from guy to girl takes me to my happy place. Anyway, I've found that getting dressed and just hanging around the house a bit anti-climactic but have never had the nerve to do something about it. Well this year, this old broad has wrangled up the nerve to do something, even if it is just a drive around. First time back in the spring it was a quick run around and back to the house. This summer I got up a bit more nerve and parked at the back of a entertainment complex lot and got out and walked around the truck. There were people off in the distance but not close enough to question anything. The rush was incredible.
Yesterday I bought myself a new sweater dress and new tights. Anticipation was over the moon, I knew I was going for a drive dressed tonight. It's almost the same feeling I got the first few times I started wearing make-up. My driveway is a bit secluded but if timing is wrong any number of neighbours would be able to see me and none of them have a clue this burly construction worker loves the finer things in life. Shock would be an understatement if one would catch me. lol. Back to my tale, I get out fine, hit the highway and drive about three towns over. See a big Walmart parking lot and park away from the store but close to the main road. I take a million selfies with the stores in the back round, what a goof!
So from there I decide to run some secondary roads to the north and slowly make my way back. Had enough of dark country roads so I decide to come back down towards civilization. Well don't I run into a R.I.D.E. check point. :eek: I have never been so scared in my life, avoiding it will only have them chase me down and possibly get in trouble. Scared and freaking out, I actually remembered numerous posts from here about others encounters with police. What you are doing may be considered odd or in some cases freaky but far from illegal. As I'm waiting my turn there was one female officer, for some reason I figured that would be better ( the panicked mind reasoning) but no luck. I got a middle aged guy like me. So the window is down as I roll through a bunch of officers till I get to my guy. Not one second look from any of them. Sweet! Now, I know I would only pass in a dark room with the lights off but my guy had this look in his eyes. You could see the gears turning as he's looking at me and asking questions. I honestly think he was having trouble deciding what I was, male or female. I figured it was pretty obvious, well I removed all doubt when I answered because his eyebrows shot up as I replied "No sir" to his "Have you been drinking tonight?" :lol2:
"You have a good night then."
" I am, thank you."
As I drove away I was looking in the rear view mirror, watching him, watch me drive away. Not sure what he was thinking but I guess he has a story to tell his co-workers. LOL I decided that was enough excitement for one night, adrenaline was through the roof.
I've been a long time member of this site but I would like to thank all my sisters for years of knowledge and wisdom in their posts. For a short moment, my first thoughts were to get away from the situation anyway possible. That would have lead to serious problems I'm sure. Second thoughts where what would my sisters do in this situation, thought of some past posts, it calmed me down and I came out the other side with a funny story to tell.
I have a bunch of pictures on my phone, I'll see if I can add some here.