You know there is a cross dresser in the house when...

[Laura912]

Getting dressed for party, wife says:
I’m jealous of your long sleeves and staying warm. (She had 3/4 length on.)
Me: Wear a cami underneath.
She: Mine will show at the neck.
Me: I have a white and a cream color. Would you like to try those?
She: Yes, please.

Tries them both, reverses one and it is perfect. (I suppose all of you knew camis could be worn in either direction if labels removed? Learned something.) She stayed warm. I “lost” a cami.

After party, she shows me a pair of panties and says, “Are these yours? I do not remember seeing them.” Not mine because are too big. Not hers either. We can’t figure out whose they are. Maybe they belong to the ghost of cross dresser past?

Conversations only when there is a CD in residence....

[Elizabeth G]

Hi Laura,

I recently lost a black shrug in a similar manner:lol:

My wife and I also had a recent conversation in which she commented on how much she likes some of my skirts and that I better wear them now because in a few years I won't be able to (she says I'll be too old for them):doh:

Elizabeth

[BrendaPDX]

I envy your relationship with your SO, but the odd panties out, that is weird! A CDing poltergeist:eek:

[BillieS]

... when your SO asks to borrow your mascara ... when six pairs of tights are hanging to dry, and none are hers ... when you pull a blouse out of the laundry and have to check the size to know whose it is ...

btw, we also had a conversation about (too-large) panties! we finally decided I must've gotten them when I weighed a bit more!

[LeannS]

I only wish I could have that conversation. I always get I am missing a black top or some other piece of clothing and she is looking at me like I have it I have to tell her it is either in your closet or in the dirty clothes but all the clothes are hung up it might be clinging to something then I have to laugh inside because she doesn't use drier sheets and I am thinking to myself I will have to pick some up so this doesn't happen again.

[Laura912]

Would a cross dressing poltergeist wear booooobies?

[Beverley Sims]

You have matching Christmas party outfits to wear.

[Kayliedaskope]

... when your SO says she's out of a particular shade of lipstick/nail color and you hand her yours.

"Honey, I think these panties are yours. They're a size too large for me, and I don't wear that shade of pink. Pretty lace, though ...
"Oops, sorry...."

... when both of you have three closets full of clothes, but still have nothing to wear.

... when you two are constantly battling for closet and mirror space.

... when your collection of shoes is so extensive that you have a closet ONLY for shoes.

... when none the sexy lingerie hanging up in the bathroom is hers.

... when it takes you two hours to get dressed, but ten seconds to get undressed when you hear the front door slam.

And of course, no list would be complete without:
.... when you can't wait to put on what she can't wait to take off.

[Alice B]

Wife says...Do you want me to wash your bras?

[Lilly Diadem]

You are in bed and SO wears the pyjamas and you are in the nightie!

[Laura912]

You whine about cold breast forms and she says, somewhat slyly, mine are always warm.

[Robertacd]

When you receive two copies of coupons from places like Sephora and Lane Bryant in the mail.

[cdsamswife]

"Is this my jacket or your jacket? Did you order the bigger size so its more fitted? Or did I order it looser so that it was more of a oversized look?...."

[Kayliedaskope]

After party, she shows me a pair of panties and says, “Are these yours? I do not remember seeing them.” Not mine because are too big. Not hers either. We can’t figure out whose they are.

Maybe someone ELSE from the party dropping a tease ...…?

[Steph_CD_62]

I lost my first slip to the current wife. We were going to a wedding and she couldn't find her slip, so she "borrowed" mine and I never got it back.

Also when all the fashion catalogs come in my name and not hers.

[Rayleen]

when she says, your lipstick is a nicer shade, would you go bye a matching color for me.

And she say , I need a new top, go and choose one for me, you always choose nice ones.

[Lana Mae]

Painted fingernail and toenails are seen in drab! Hugs Lana Mae

[ToniG]

These are Sooo Funny! No SO here, so those catalogs and flyers Do come in my name. IF somebody came in here, they Would ask where the wf/gf is! :) Toni G..

[RADER]

My wife always liked me to wear a "Baby Doll" Nightie to bed each night.
She said that if we started to get "friendly" you will not have to take it off.
And no panties at night eater, Just the baby Doll.
O' How I miss her.
Rader

[Rowan Ailbhe]

Last night, R. is getting ready for a date, She has just dyed her hair a dark red wine purple....doesn't have anything to do her eyebrows and is griping about it....I just handed her one of my eye shadow pallettes and pointed at the plum one..date makeup save.

[Georgina]

When fashion catalogues come in the post and you live alone.

[alwayshave]

When, your browser always has ads for dresses and shoes,

[Charlotte7]

...when, after the laundry has been done, there's ironing for an extra person.

[Tonya Renee]

When you get more than one discount coupons from Victoria’s Secret, Kohl’s and soma and 1 has your name on it. Also been asked for nail color and other makeup items.

[Connie D50]

My wife borrows my things sometime and I love it most the time Neckless, cover up, cami once she wore a dress of mine I smiled all night. I always say hay I have this or that you might try she always asked my option on what she is wearing again I love it.

[Laura912]

There are thigh highs hanging to dry on the necktie rack.

[Jodie_Lynn]

When your SO asks you for fashion advice and wants you to help her shop because your sense of style is better.

My ex was so fashion clueless she wouldn't know an A-line from a skyline......

[Allison Chaynes]

You come home with a new purchase and SO asjs, "That's pretty, where's mine?"

[DaisyLawrence]

When, as has just happened to me, you need to divide the giant new closet space into his, hers and hers instead of just his and hers. Trouble is, I am thinking 33%/33%/33% but my darling wife is thinking more 50%/25%/25%.

[Rebecca60]

When, your browser always has ads for dresses and shoes,
I noticed that. We're on Facebook together and ads for highheels and dresses start popping up.

[Sarasometimes]

You have to look at the label on the women's jeans when folding clothes to know whose they are.
Your wife asks you which pair of shoes go best with her outfit and she goes with your choice.
You find your wife's panites in your undie draw, because she really thought they were yours when she sorted the laundry.
You take better care of the fine washables than your wife does.
She sees your workout capris, and asks for them for Christmas.

[Laura912]

You have more lace on underwear than she does.

You have to apologize for teasing her about all the runs in her pantyhose when your thigh highs look they were used by the cat as a scratching post.