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Kelly DeWinter
04-19-2018, 05:15 PM
......

My wife told me to take off her Shirt .... so I did, :)

Then she told me to take off her skirt .... so I did, :o

Then she told me to take off her hose ... so I did, :battingeyelashes:

Then she told me to take off her bra and knickers ... so I did, :daydreaming:

Then she told me " Never,Never,Ever wear them again! ". :eek:


LOL, I'm sure other can rewrite the last line.

Jaylyn
04-19-2018, 07:57 PM
Good one Kelly I got a chuckle out of it.

alwayshave
04-19-2018, 08:01 PM
Kelly, I have seen it before, but worth the re-read.

Queen Bridget
04-19-2018, 08:25 PM
Heh. Got a chuckle from me.

Reminds me of: "I have a thing for French maid uniforms...... But I can never find them in my size".

Beverley Sims
04-19-2018, 09:55 PM
Yes,
I read new lines every day, yours are the highlight of this week.

Excellent!

Teri Ray
04-19-2018, 10:00 PM
New last line................Now take them to the laundry and you wash them!

SaraLin
04-20-2018, 05:37 AM
Years ago, there was a TV comedy show that had a segment called "white-in's." They'd start with a blank screen with only the audio and at the end the picture would come on.

One started with "Junior, take off my blouse" .. "yes mother" etc.

At the end, the picture came up, and there was a guy sitting there dressed fully femme, and an angry-looking "mother"


I can't remember what show it was, but I remember the skit clear as day.



For a new last line... how about "Just because yours are in the laundry doesn't mean you can wear mine."

Krisi
04-20-2018, 08:21 AM
There's a joke about a widow and the farm hand that goes the same way.

I think it has a special meaning for us though.

LilSissyStevie
04-20-2018, 09:22 AM
A guy goes to a doctor who asks him to disrobe for an examination. As the man disrobes, the doctor asks,"Soooo, how long have you been wearing women's underwear?" The man answers, "Oh, since my wife found these in my glove compartment."