Broccoli for cleavage...a new idea that works

[Ranee Daze]

So girlies, I'm moving into my new place here, and you know all of the stuff you have in boxes etc. Well in one of those boxes of everytihing was some
3-M micropore 1" surgical tape and a couple of those short thick elastics that come wrapped around broccoli....and I began to think...what if...???

What if I cut seven inch lengths and joined them in the middle by flipping them through and over the elastic making a tape-elastic-tape length. What if I positioned the elastic 2" past my nipple towards my armpit, pulled my breast stuff over and fastened the tape, then stretched the elastic over past my other nipple and did the same thing. What if I did this with two elastic-tape-elastic thingies?

WOULD I HAVE NEW A WAY OF MAKING A MORE EFFECTIVE, WORKABLE, LESS PAINFUL, STRETCHABLE CLEAVAGE TECHINQUE????????????

YES, LADIES, YES, YES, YES....!!!!!!

And it doesn't hurt as much as regular taping because the elastic stretches with you when you do something normal like move your arms to slip on that darling lycra-velour little black cocktail dress.

[Julie Avery]

I'm disappointed, I thought broccoli was going to be involved and I was looking forward to this ;)

[TracyDeluxe]

I'm disappointed, I thought broccoli was going to be involved and I was looking forward to this ;)

Me, too! I always enjoy "playing" with vegatables! :cool:

[sharifemme]

I almost didn't look because I hate Broccoli but I thought that if Broccoli would give me cleavage, I'd go buy a bushel and consume it tonight. Now I see it is the rubber band from around the Broccoli you are using and may have come up with a good idea. Still, I'd rather eat the rubber band than eat the Broccoli! LOL!

[Sam-antha]

I thought that heat sealing would have done a cheaper and more permanent sealing job. Perhaps the packaging design engineer knew something.

[randi_789]

I must be dense or not able to follow instructions (must be a girly thing), but I couldn't follow what you were describing. Tape, rubberbands? Maybe I am a visual learner. I'd like to try, but without understanding I may end up shotting my nipple off with the rubberband.

[Julie York]

I must be dense or not able to follow instructions (must be a girly thing), but I couldn't follow what you were describing. Tape, rubberbands? Maybe I am a visual learner. I'd like to try, but without understanding I may end up shotting my nipple off with the rubberband.

Take one piece of elastic.
Stick a length of tape on each end of it.
Stretch and stick sticky tapes under armpits.

Eat your greens.

There you are.

:D

[Teresa Amina]

Love broccoli, maybe even more now!

[Julie Avery]

I must be dense or not able to follow instructions (must be a girly thing), but I couldn't follow what you were describing. Tape, rubberbands? Maybe I am a visual learner. I'd like to try, but without understanding I may end up shooting my nipple off with the rubberband.

:lol: Damn I love this place

[MelissaM]

And here I thought eating broccoli was going to somehow give me bigger boobs. ;)

[Sam-antha]

But it does, MellissaM, it does

[Snookums]

I tried water balloons for cleavage once,and just once,when it ruptured I almost drowned,44DDD water balloons are dangerous.:rofl:

[Julie Avery]

I tried water balloons for cleavage once,and just once,when it ruptured I almost drowned,44DDD water balloons are dangerous.:rofl:

Reckon any CD who's going 44DDD with water balloons should be prepared to explain why there's a snorkel sticking out of their purse.

[Wenda]

You girls are so funny! thanks,

[Ellie]

:lol: :lol:

I have a natural set of 42 A1/2 breasts so luckily I don't have to deal with all the taping and rubber bands. A simple bit of extra stuffing on the outside of each and the bra does the rest.

I give it an "A+" for creativity though. :happy:

[Jules_Hawthorn]

I also happen to have natural cleavage. It's my luck I was born with a bird cage chest.. In High School I tried soncentrating on weightlifting and football and things like that in hopes that it would keep me away from that alter self. I actually built some muscle and toned it down.. After not using it for so long its sowly turned into what my fiance calls my 'boobs' they happen to be a 34B cup ^_^ the concave to my chest makes them look bigger though when I look at them. That rubberband and tape thing is crazy! O_O I would rather not have to worry about half my cleavage dissappearing when I start to sweat and the tape slips on one side..

[Julie Avery]

Cauliflower has much more potential.

[Snookums]

Julie Avery,I never gave a snorkel any thought,that twin 72 scuba tank set up was heavy:cry:

[Butterfly Bill]

At Renaissance faires wenches are known to have a "rose garden", where a rose flower (I would imagine with the thorns carefully trimmed) is placed in the cleavage at the top of her bodice, and gentlemen are invited to sniff it. But I have never heard of this being done with broccoli.

[Rachel Morley]

The mention of broccoli got my attention too...it's my favorite vegetable :)

I haven't tried your method of taping but I have done some taping and it did improve my boobs. Here's a pic of me "taped". Please excuse my "beardy neck".

[Melinda G]

Actually a potatoe or sock stuffed in.....Oooppps wrong board.:cheeky:

[Angela Burke]

Why not a couple of baked potatoes containing a tasty filling wrapped in foil and placed inside the bra?
They would certainly have the desired appearance, and would also provide a handy snack if you or a friend became a little peckish.

[sparks]

So I have stuck two stocks of broccoli stocks in my bra! The nipples are way to lumpy! but mashed potatoes have a real nice feel and can be molded!
Still lost on the elastic bands though they may make I nice ring for the boys!

[Cheery GG]

So girlies, I'm moving into my new place here, and you know all of the stuff you have in boxes etc. Well in one of those boxes of everytihing was some
3-M micropore 1" surgical tape and a couple of those short thick elastics that come wrapped around broccoli....and I began to think...what if...???

What if I cut seven inch lengths and joined them in the middle by flipping them through and over the elastic making a tape-elastic-tape length. What if I positioned the elastic 2" past my nipple towards my armpit, pulled my breast stuff over and fastened the tape, then stretched the elastic over past my other nipple and did the same thing. What if I did this with two elastic-tape-elastic thingies?

WOULD I HAVE NEW A WAY OF MAKING A MORE EFFECTIVE, WORKABLE, LESS PAINFUL, STRETCHABLE CLEAVAGE TECHINQUE????????????

YES, LADIES, YES, YES, YES....!!!!!!

And it doesn't hurt as much as regular taping because the elastic stretches with you when you do something normal like move your arms to slip on that darling lycra-velour little black cocktail dress.

You have far too much spare time on your hands....LOL

cheery
xx

[Ranee Daze]

Way too many hands on my spare time, more like it!
The responses were all kind of fun though. Wore my new method the other night for six hours with very little problem. Cleavage does get attention though, doesn't it? From both sides of the track....

Cleavingly yours, Ranee.

[Julie York]

The mention of broccoli got my attention too...it's my favorite vegetable :)

I haven't tried your method of taping but I have done some taping and it did improve my boobs. Here's a pic of me "taped". Please excuse my "beardy neck".


Blimey! That looks......well very booby.:thumbsup: Nice one Angel.

[Julie York]

Why not a couple of baked potatoes containing a tasty filling wrapped in foil and placed inside the bra?
They would certainly have the desired appearance, and would also provide a handy snack if you or a friend became a little peckish.

Dammit you stole my train of thought Angela.

This is the funniest thread I've read for ages.

[Julie Avery]

This is the funniest thread I've read for ages.

And it's back in the headlines!

I'm thinking mashed potatoes in just the right sized ziplock bag, for that lifelike jiggle, bacon bits optional for those who enjoy a nice snack when all else is said and done.