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prw230
02-15-2019, 01:04 PM
I was having lunch with a friend at a local Chinese restaurant & got a chuckle out of the fortune in my cookie:
"You should enhance your feminine side at this time"

I guess I can't argue with a fortune cookie, can I? Now to figure out the best way to enhance....
Elizabeth G
02-15-2019, 01:26 PM
I love it!

Barring transition there's not much room for me to enhance my feminine side :lol:
Devi SM
02-15-2019, 01:34 PM
Wow! I always thought that the people there high in same unknown place uses any way to get in touch with those that are open to see it. Dreams, visions, unexplainable circumstances...
Cangrats on that one and follow it...
Jenny22
02-15-2019, 01:35 PM
Now's the time to play the Lotto numbers on the back!
Alice B
02-15-2019, 01:52 PM
A very different fortune cookie. Love it and will wish for that one next time.
Joyce Swindell
02-15-2019, 03:32 PM
My question is we're you dressed at the time?
Crissy 107
02-15-2019, 03:41 PM
That’s like the best fortune cookie ever.
Oldlvb
02-15-2019, 04:17 PM
Wish I would a fortune cookie like that. Good luck with your fortune.
RADER
02-15-2019, 04:50 PM
Fortune Cookies are from the Old Wise Men. You should always respect there teaching's and Poem's
LOL
Rader
Krisi
02-15-2019, 05:43 PM
Great fortune cookie. Are you sure your friend didn't slip it in?
EmilyGarden
02-15-2019, 05:48 PM
That's a great fortune cookie, I haven't even seen a good one in years.
Krisi
02-15-2019, 06:02 PM
This thread gives me a great idea:

Buy some fortune cookies and replace the fortunes with things like "You would look good dressed as a woman." or "Why didn't you wear that cute black dress today?"

The next time you and your friends or work group go to a Chinese restaurant, discretely grab the fortune cookies and replace them with yours.
Stephanie Michelle
02-15-2019, 10:38 PM
I had the same one a few weeks ago while out with my GF. I showed her and she busted out laughing.
Diane Smith
02-15-2019, 11:28 PM
I once got a fortune cookie that said, and I quote exactly, "You will die in 7 days."

It shook me up a bit at the time. But that was about 20 years ago and I'm still here, so I no longer have any faith in them. :)

- Diane
JoannaCD
02-16-2019, 12:41 AM
Reminds me of the interesting effect you get on cookie fortunes when you add the words "in bed" to it.
Beverley Sims
02-16-2019, 01:29 AM
Cookies are like astrologers, speak in general terms and you can embrace everyone.
GretchenM
02-16-2019, 06:46 AM
Wow, never seen one like that. I think I would save it and put it in a tiny frame and hang it on the wall.
Mermaiden
02-16-2019, 07:33 AM
That is an intriguing event. I’ve always liked the Magic 8 ball for times of uncertainty.
prw230
02-16-2019, 09:20 AM
My question is we're you dressed at the time?

no I was not. Also, I did not show it to my friend. He would not understand as it relates to me. Not the time to out myself.
But, I DO hope to enhance my feminine side!