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Kelly DeWinter
04-22-2019, 09:09 PM
My job requires me to access a lot of vacant and semi vacant commercial properties. In order to gain access to the properties we have to have an access card. I only needed 1 access card, but the security card company would not process my renewal order unless I have two employees. Being self employed in the industry for many years , It's only myself and no one else. After many conversations and emails with the Card Issuer, It boiled down to them emailing me " We don't care if it's just you, just make someone up if you want to renew." Welllllllllll Meet my new hire.
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I also got to put my web address in the QR code.

April Rose
04-22-2019, 09:13 PM
Love IT!:devil:

Crissy 107
04-22-2019, 09:13 PM
It looks like you have a happy new employee!

michelleddg
04-22-2019, 09:18 PM
So fun! Hugs, Michelle

GracieRose
04-22-2019, 09:35 PM
I like it!!
This is a great response to a silly requirement.

Tracii G
04-22-2019, 09:37 PM
That is awesome Kelly.

Ozark
04-22-2019, 09:48 PM
I laughed out loud. My wife asked what I was laughing at.... I read your comment and showed your id card, we both laughed again. The ingenuity!

Becoming Brianna
04-22-2019, 09:52 PM
This is awesome! Great job! Sometimes you've gotta do what you've gotta do.

Frannie7
04-22-2019, 09:53 PM
Does that mean 2 tax returns? Ha. Great story.

bridget thronton
04-23-2019, 02:12 AM
Well done Kelly

Macey
04-23-2019, 02:53 AM
If they need another, send in a photo of your cat and see if it turns up an ID :)

Your ID photo is beautiful, by the way!

Fran-K
04-23-2019, 03:16 AM
Give her a big raise - she’s worth it!

Fran

Beverley Sims
04-23-2019, 03:20 AM
I face similar situations, usually when filling out application forms.

Just fill in all the blanks.

abbiedrake
04-23-2019, 03:33 AM
Properly funny, Kelly.
Thanks a laugh on the way to the cancer doc. How inappropriate! ☺️
Plus I agree with Macey.

alwayshave
04-23-2019, 05:54 AM
Kelly, thats great. Will your new employee show up.

Crissy 107
04-23-2019, 06:17 AM
I think the new employee should take over the company.

Connie D50
04-23-2019, 06:22 AM
Great story great ID

Elizabeth G
04-23-2019, 06:29 AM
I love it! And that's a great picture too.

Linda E. Woodworth
04-23-2019, 06:31 AM
The Heck with 2 tax returns.

Do you both get paychecks!

Jillian Faith
04-23-2019, 06:32 AM
Fabulous picture on the new ID.They may have unwittingly done you a favor as you now have a lovely picture ID for when in Kelly mode. Damn I wish I had on similar to go in my purse!

Meghan4now
04-23-2019, 08:21 AM
Kelly,

That's clearly not a real ID. The photo is clearly too good. I'm fact you look fantastic! Good thinking BTW.

Of course you realize we now all have access to the buildings. I'll send Violet right over.

Sometimes Steffi
04-23-2019, 09:01 AM
Kelly

I hope you don't fire your "new employee" because she's trans. If you were to, she could sue you for sex discrimination !

Stephanie47
04-23-2019, 09:15 AM
That's a very attractive woman on the identification card. You can't fool me.

Patience
04-23-2019, 09:32 AM
I think it’s super cute and I’m happy you were able to work around the problem in such a great way, Kelly.

On the other hand, it’s hard to get around the fact that here we have a security company enabling and encouraging the creation of unnecessary access cards for people that don’t exist.

I admit I’m not an expert, but this so-called security company seems to have their priorities mixed up...

Asew
04-23-2019, 09:41 AM
Isn't the point to restrict access and therefore extra unneeded cards (that could be misplaced or stolen) make less security? So which badge are you going to use now?

Tina Davis
04-23-2019, 09:50 AM
Absolutely fabulous, Kelly! Both the picture and the ID itself (what a silly requirement). Now there is no reason for your new employee not to take on some of the responsibilities checking these vacant buildings. :hugs:

sometimes_miss
04-23-2019, 10:17 AM
If they need another, send in a photo of your cat and see if it turns up an ID :)

Yep. Job title, 'Cat scan technician'.

BTWimRobin
04-23-2019, 11:44 AM
What a great idea. I just love it, Kelly!!! You look so adorable in the picture.

Amy Lynn3
04-23-2019, 11:48 AM
You go girl. Love it.

Tracy Irving
04-23-2019, 12:13 PM
Very cool.

Kelly DeWinter
04-23-2019, 06:37 PM
Does that mean 2 tax returns? Ha. Great story.
I knew there was going to be more paperwork.

If they need another, send in a photo of your cat and see if it turns up an ID :)
Your ID photo is beautiful, by the way!
LOL, Thanks to everyone for this compliment.



Give her a big raise - she’s worth it!
I have to pay her too ?
Fran


Kelly, thats great. Will your new employee show up.
Reminds me of a Wonder Woman quote "I,m not saying Wonder Woman and Diana Prince are the same person,
I'm just saying I'm never seen the two of them together in the same room

I think the new employee should take over the company.
She's already signed a no-compete

The Heck with 2 tax returns.

Do you both get paychecks!
I'll have to run that by the spouse LOL



Kelly,

That's clearly not a real ID. The photo is clearly too good. I'm fact you look fantastic! Good thinking BTW.

Of course you realize we now all have access to the buildings. I'll send Violet right over.
This was the proof sent for approval, The real cards come this week. The cards are chipped i believe but sure send her over !



Kelly

I hope you don't fire your "new employee" because she's trans. If you were to, she could sue you for sex discriminatin
How would that even work in court ??? Would be wild



Isn't the point to restrict access and therefore extra unneeded cards (that could be misplaced or stolen) make less security? So which badge are you going to use now?

Yeah it's a crazy situation, I think I'll only use one.

EllieOPKS
04-23-2019, 07:02 PM
You're a genius! Now get a second soc sec for a double retirement!

Lana Mae
04-23-2019, 07:31 PM
Kelly, that is the best solution to the problem! Good thinking! Hugs Lana Mae Oh, yes and you look lovely!

Fran-K
04-23-2019, 08:09 PM
Well, just double what you pay her now :-)

Fran

Territx
05-03-2019, 04:02 PM
What a great story and solution! Very creative! . . . And, oh yea, almost forgot (not really) I love the look in the photo! So cute!!!

RachelPortugal
05-04-2019, 01:48 AM
Great solution to a silly problem.

Does the card have AI? It seems to think that there is a problem with the photo - "red eyes" and can even thinks you are in experienced in some areas "green sex".

Oh how the lack of punctuation can change meanings.

Maria 60
05-04-2019, 07:03 AM
I love it,I would have never have thought of that. You look great and maybe we can find other reasons to bring or hobby into light. Thanks for posting it made my morning