I almost caused an accident today.

[Jean 103]

My landlord and I have just come out of HD garden center. We are in the parking lot standing behind my car. Well I’m standing, my friend, she is sitting on one of those power chairs facing the store.

Now it’s 4PM on a sunny day about 70 degrees with a cool breeze. So I was wearing bleached out skin tight Skinny jeans with a turned up cuff, a cute sleeveless blouse, and white heels.

I’m bent over putting this rose bush in the trunk of my car, trying not to brake any of the branches. My friend starts giggling, she tells me this guy just walked across the parking lot completely fixated on my behind. He walked into a curb and almost fell on his behind.

The rose made it without damage and we’ll be planting it tomorrow.

[abbiedrake]

Does that make the butt of this joke your rear end or him? 😁
And was the rose undamaged?!

[Patience]

Jean, you ignorant s1ut! Stop inflaming the menfolk with your womanly attributes!

(Hope everyone gets the SNL reference...)

[Macey]

And you weren't even 'working it'! Imagine the havoc you could cause if you did!

[Bobbi46]

Butt what happened later?

[Crissy 107]

Butt what is going to happen if you go back to HD?

[Macey]

Butt how many other men did you distract in your travels?

[abbiedrake]

Are you sure he didn't trip cause of a crack in the sidewalk, rather than your crack?

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Bummer for him!

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Your ass made him make an ass out of his ass.

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'What an ass!' said both of you.

[Chloe St Clair]

. . . I’m bent over putting this rose bush in the trunk of my car, trying not to brake any of the branches. My friend starts giggling, she tells me this guy just walked across the parking lot completely fixated on my behind. He walked into a curb and almost fell on his behind. . . .


Too Funny! I can absolutely picture that scene in my mind. I love it!

[abbiedrake]

He didn't trip. He was rear-ended.

[Bobbi46]

Now we are really getting to the bottom of this story! I like the cheek of it all so much so I just "cracked up " laughing?

[abbiedrake]

He hadn't expected to see a full moon in the middle of the day.

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Jean, you do know we're gonna call you Aunt Fanny from now on, right?

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In a great rush
She dealt with the bush
He looked at her tush
Developed a crush
And with narry a push
He fell with a blush
Nearly smacking his mush.

[Macey]

Next time this happens hum 'danny boy'. Without the lyrics, the tune is known as 'derry air. :P

[abbiedrake]

Next time this happens hum 'danny boy'. Without the lyrics, the tune is known as 'derry air. :P

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'I'm Abbie Drake and I approve this message.'

[Robertacd]

He walked into a curb and almost fell on his behind.


That is one of the best compliments a girl can get! That means you got it goin' on girl!

[Jean 103]

Thank you all so much.

I do have to take my butt over there in a bit in the truck, for some soil amendments.

And after that I will be digging up and replacing a rose out front. It is the wrong color so I am moving it to the backyard.
Oh well we are burning daylight, so I guess I’ll get out of this nightgown, slide my butt into something and get this day started.

[alwayshave]

Jean, that's a funny story.

[MarinaTwelve200]

If only he knew :)

[Leslie Langford]

Jean, you ignorant s1ut! Stop inflaming the menfolk with your womanly attributes!

(Hope everyone gets the SNL reference...)

Yes, and if they become unruly, just gift them with a "Bag O' Glass" glass shards from Mainway Toys, courtesy of Irwin Mainway a.k.a Dan Aykroyd ;)

[rhoda]

My friend starts giggling, she tells me this guy just walked across the parking lot completely fixated on my behind. He walked into a curb and almost fell on his behind.

That is so funny, and could only happen in real life. Truth is stranger than fiction because you have to get fiction past an editor.

[BLUE ORCHID]

Hi Jean :hugs:, As I walk through Home Depot I just wonder how many of the MACHO guys are also underdressed too.

>>>>>>>>>>>>Orchid ..O:daydreaming:O..

[Beverley Sims]

At least the accident didn't happen to you. :-)