Warning: don't pick your toes!

[Allisa]

Lets lighten the mood here, if you have polished toe nails in a red color do not go into the strawberry patch with toes exposed... it can be very confusing, I know from whence I speak.

[Macey]

Or your chicken coop … regardless of the color. Or even if you have no color. They like to peck at toes.

[Patience]

Yes, especially if you have a corn.

[Crissy 107]

How about a blueberry patch?

[AllieSF]

Or, you may try digging at a buried onion and come up with a ........ bunion!!

[Macey]

But if you're feet are also ticklish, would it become a funion?

[AllieSF]

And if their a lot of red ants around would it be a .... runion??

[Mermaiden]

Is there a potato joke missing?

[Macey]

Mermaiden, you may have gotten to the root of it!

[Jenny22]

Allisa (I know from whence I speak.), tell us the story!

[Allisa]

Well if you insist Jenny, there I was watering some flowers when I noticed the berries needed picking so I gathered a few but my sun glasses were making it hard to tell which ones were ripest so off they came. Now all the colors were very noticeable so I just went into auto pick and any thing red was fair game. I must have grabbed for my big toes so many times, you'd think I'd learn but noooooo! I still went after them. I was wearing my new sandals as seen in "happy feet" thread. And I did have some strawberry shortcake that eve.

[Rhonda Darling]

That ain’t the way to have fun, son.
Mama ‘toed’ me not to come.

[abbiedrake]

'picking toes'!?!
Man, the designer baby trend is out of control.

[BTWimRobin]

Put black spots on your red toes to look like lady bugs and you won't pick them.