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Glenda58
06-19-2019, 09:58 PM
As some of you know I had a stroke last Xmas ( I'm doing great no problems) Just now remembering I a CT scan with dye on my brain. So the orderly come in to shave me for the test. Tells me he has to shave my privates for the test. He turns his back me put on his gloves and puts shaving cream on his hand. He turns around pulls my grow up looks down at me says looks like my job is done. Wipes the shaving cream on gets a towel cleans me of and walks away. Since I'm shaved all but a triangle down there for years. I had a smile on my face after he left.
Tracii G
06-19-2019, 10:16 PM
LOL how handy that you did the shaving already.
Crissy 107
06-19-2019, 10:40 PM
Glenda, Good on you being ok, nice story, made me smile.
docrobbysherry
06-20-2019, 12:37 AM
I'm not exactly sure I caught what happened? But, if you're well and happy, I'm pleased for u, Glenda!:):thumbsup:
Maid_Marion
06-20-2019, 04:54 AM
She shaves a "bikini line" for her itty bitty panties.
sometimes_miss
06-20-2019, 05:26 AM
He came in to shave your privates in order to do a catscan of your brain???
Maid_Marion
06-20-2019, 05:49 AM
Maybe it is a check for metal objects?
deebra
06-20-2019, 05:57 AM
If the orderly knew you were a CD he must have thought your brain was in your privates, that is why he chose to shave there. Non CDers have their brain in their head so he shaves their head. Make sense……….NO.
alwayshave
06-20-2019, 05:57 AM
He came in to shave your privates in order to do a catscan of your brain???

The same thing occurred to me. Seems a little incongruous.
BTWimRobin
06-20-2019, 05:58 AM
That's a very cute story.
Sometimes Steffi
06-20-2019, 11:57 AM
If the orderly knew you were a CD he must have thought your brain was in your privates, that is why he chose to shave there. Non CDers have their brain in their head so he shaves their head. Make sense……….NO.


I think that macho, hetero males are often accused of having their brain between their legs and CDs allegedly have their gender between their ears.
AllieSF
06-20-2019, 02:27 PM
I had that similar situation last year when I had surgery down there and I also did keep that area very neat, clean and tidy. No pre-surgery shaving required! As has been talked about above, why did they need to shave down there, to connect some extra outlet connected stickies for the electro whatever?
Melissa_Me
06-20-2019, 02:32 PM
A little bit gutting, you could've got a free groom.
Glad you're doing ok.
Xx
Angie G
06-21-2019, 08:45 AM
Glad all is good with you. Nice story and nice of you to make his job so easy. :hugs:
Angie