BrookeMckayla
03-27-2006, 04:01 PM
Hi girlz,
I read a bunch of different threads on tucking and noticed, like me, some girlz have trouble getting the testicles up into the abdomen. Hopefully I have some help for those girlz who have problems getting the two little nuggets in thier holsters.
It occured to me one day after swimming. We've all seen the Seinfeld 'Shrinkage' episode, right? Well, I got out of the cold pond and I had never seen my package so small. I mean, it was TINY! Everything was shrunken up and shriveled and the two buddies could not even be seen. That's when the lightbulb went off in my head. I could use shrinkage to my advantage!!
Of all the times I tried to manully push the testes up into the abdomen, like I have read so many times, I have never been able to do it. But, if I soak them in a cup of ice water (3 ice cubes) for about 5-10 minutes, they migrate into those sockets all by themselves!! Then, you have to get the panties on real quick before they fall out, and they stay.
This works for me everytime. It is kind of a pain with the cold dripping water, but it allows me to do 'the tuck'.
I would caution that you could probably get your buddies frost-bitten, which would be a really, really bad idea. Would probably land you in the hospital, so be careful.
(next thread? . . .orchiectomy through frost-bitten testicles! LOL)
Take care girlz, and don't let the frost bugs bite.
Hugz,
Brooke
I read a bunch of different threads on tucking and noticed, like me, some girlz have trouble getting the testicles up into the abdomen. Hopefully I have some help for those girlz who have problems getting the two little nuggets in thier holsters.
It occured to me one day after swimming. We've all seen the Seinfeld 'Shrinkage' episode, right? Well, I got out of the cold pond and I had never seen my package so small. I mean, it was TINY! Everything was shrunken up and shriveled and the two buddies could not even be seen. That's when the lightbulb went off in my head. I could use shrinkage to my advantage!!
Of all the times I tried to manully push the testes up into the abdomen, like I have read so many times, I have never been able to do it. But, if I soak them in a cup of ice water (3 ice cubes) for about 5-10 minutes, they migrate into those sockets all by themselves!! Then, you have to get the panties on real quick before they fall out, and they stay.
This works for me everytime. It is kind of a pain with the cold dripping water, but it allows me to do 'the tuck'.
I would caution that you could probably get your buddies frost-bitten, which would be a really, really bad idea. Would probably land you in the hospital, so be careful.
(next thread? . . .orchiectomy through frost-bitten testicles! LOL)
Take care girlz, and don't let the frost bugs bite.
Hugz,
Brooke