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Bobbi46
09-10-2020, 03:06 PM
Recently an English couple came to live in my hamlet and brought with them a crazy, loveable cross breed springer spaniel. Roley is an escapologist and goes walkabout in the hamlet. This afternoon on my way back from the recycling bins dressed in my short gardening skirt and flowery tee shirt I saw Roley running around excited in the middle of the road, suffice to say I could not catch him but managed to shoo him back up the drive to his house calling out "hello", when I got close to the front door, Wendy the owner came out and I told her what had happened.
Now comes the funny bit! Roley got up the courage to greet me and promptly decided to softly nibble my hand, no problem with that I here you say but soon after this and romping about madly Roley runs up to me and stuffs his nose up inside the front of my skirt right up to my panties!!! I laughed at this and thought that was that, no it was not a little while after Roley , unseen by me went round behind me and the next thing I knew was a dogs nose up inside my skirt right up to my bum!!
Again I laughed it off and Wendy told me that Roley does that to her every time she bends over!! I hasten to add I did not bend over, I know my limits !!! lol

Teresa
09-10-2020, 03:18 PM
Bobbi,
I hope she's trained him to warm his nose first , I bet it can be quite a shock if you're not expecting it !!!

Bobbi46
09-10-2020, 03:20 PM
Teresa, it was fun I have to admit.

Crissy 107
09-10-2020, 07:32 PM
Bobbi, Only you could have a great story like this. You need to have some dog cookies in your pocket, it may save you next time.

docrobbysherry
09-10-2020, 08:56 PM
Probably only half spaniel. And, half goose hound-------------:brolleyes:

RADER
09-10-2020, 10:27 PM
Maybe you should do what my Wife said she did when years ago she was
working at a Dinner. She would wear a Pantie Girdle to guard against unwanted
pinches on the Bun by the patrons.
She called it her safety girdle.
Rader

Bobbi46
09-11-2020, 03:51 AM
maybe I should heed some of these thoughts or skirt round them lol

Crissy 107
09-11-2020, 04:30 AM
I really like Raders idea with the Panty Girdle, us girls will do anything to wear that stuff.

Bobbi46
09-11-2020, 01:03 PM
Rader's idea is a very good one and worth considering, but not a panty girdle i dont think i could get on with one of those

Teresa
09-11-2020, 02:03 PM
Bobbi,
I was thinking more of a chastity belt , that takes care of other problems as well !!

CynthiaD
09-11-2020, 02:59 PM
My dog likes to sneak under the table while I’m eating, and ram his nose up between my legs. Not the most pleasant feeling when I’m wearing a skirt.

Bobbi46
09-12-2020, 02:19 AM
Teresa, Not a tin one with winter coming!! lol

alwayshave
09-13-2020, 08:27 AM
Bobbi, my corgis wouldn't put you in danger of being goosed.

Bobbi46
09-16-2020, 02:53 AM
Jamie, True enough, with my long legs they would have a difficult job,
Of course I tried to stop the nutty dog doing what he did but at the same time, I am able to laugh about the whole episode