My Boring Life!

[Pumped]

Monday was no fun at work. When I got home I had a Crown Royal and picked out my outfit for the evening. I put on my hip and butt pads, pantyhose to hold it all together with a second pair to help hide the hip pads where they extend down my legs. 40DDD red bra and balloon forms, waist clincher to pull in the tummy, white button up blouse tucked into a tight shiny bubble gum pink mini and white open toe 5" heels with a 1" platform.
When my wife saw me she just smiled and shook her head. She gets a kick out of my trashy outfits.

I helped prepare dinner and we sat and watch a show on TV we wanted to see. Afterwards we had a good talk about work, me and my dressing, all good. We talked about our our home remodel, our relatively quiet and boring life and how nice and comfy it was. She headed off to bed and I had a few things to do and crawled in with her later. When I got in bed she came over and snuggled up against me and we feel asleep.

I like boring!

[Di]

Sounds wonderful and NOT boring :)

[VS Fan]

Agree with Di!!! :)

[NancySue]

We are ?boring? too and love it too. I chuckled because my wife also smiles and shakes her head especially when I wear underwire bras, most every day, hose and heels.

[Geena75]

I'm delighted you like boring -- it sounds pretty good to me. Otherwise I was going to suggest bungee jumping or sky diving.

[docrobbysherry]

I always told my daughters growing up, when they complained of being bored, "Boring people r bored!" :heehee:

While at 77 I'm slowing down? I still have a list 2' long of things I WANT to do! Doing, "Have to do", items r the only things I find boring!:sad:

[JennniferMcC]

Your boring life seems like heaven to me. Good for you!😊

[Stevie Allyn]

Pumped, your "boring" life sounds delightful - as does your wife. Tell her I think she's great (as if she cares what some random CDer on the Internet thinks!).

[LeannS]

How can that be boring??
Sounds nice to me!!
Sounds like me and my wife except for the dressing and talking about dressing. oh she knows what I do but she doesn't want anything to do with it.

[cindylouho]

Happy for you Pumped, sounds like maybe things got a little more accepting at home. As for boring I get it as I'm there too, but just imagine the fun you and your wife might have if you both shared CDing and took it outside your home to the drag clubs, or Vegas, or whatever! That's an ultimate goal of mine and when I imagine it I can see us making new friends like we haven't done since we had our daughter. I often think about this when I read about someone with a DADT situation, how different and infinitely more enjoyable their life could be.

[Alice Torn]

Boring? I am 66yo, never married, and never slept with a woman in my life yet!!

[cindylouho]

Omg! Alice, please tell me you're doing your best to remedy that.

[Pumped]

Happy for you Pumped, sounds like maybe things got a little more accepting at home. As for boring I get it as I'm there too, but just imagine the fun you and your wife might have if you both shared CDing and took it outside your home to the drag clubs, or Vegas, or whatever! That's an ultimate goal of mine and when I imagine it I can see us making new friends like we haven't done since we had our daughter. I often think about this when I read about someone with a DADT situation, how different and infinitely more enjoyable their life could be.

We have talked about it. I am not ready to venture out fully dressed, but we have talked about more of an endogenous look, skinny jeans, blouse and heels, but I am not willing to dress like that around here. Too many rednecks, and not ready or interested to out myself to people I work with, or customers I call on that I might run into. No drag bars, no place handy that would openly accept a CD'er. We talked about Vegas, or some other city that would be more open, but it probably will never happen. I am quite satisfied just dressing around home.

If I looked like you I probably would think differently. From the pics you post I believe you should pass easily. Me? There isn't enough spackle to get this face looking good enough to go out, and I have no desire to be a MIAD in public.

Last night my wife told me how much she loves me in skinny jeans a nice top and heels. So tonight I am doing just that. Actually a fitted men's shirt, (I don't own many women's tops!), Levis 710 super skinny jeans, black pumps and I added a choker for my neck and matching bracelet. No boobs tonight!

[AngelaYVR]

The time you enjoy wasting is not wasted time!

One of my wife’s favourite evening was with me in my finery and listening to Rachmaninov by candlelight. It was after dinner and we were both half dozing. That’s a stellar evening!

[Pumped]

My wife came home shortly after the last post. She looked at my outfit and said, "Very nice!" Then walked closer, held my arms and gave me a good look over and gave me a very passionate hug and kiss.

[JoanneNY]

I'd give my right arm and any other body parts, etc... to be "Bored" like that again! Pumped, you can't possibly be bored with what you have until you've lost it!
Enjoy every second of it and keep that precious lady happy, enjoy!
Joanne

[Lux]

Sounds like heaven. Congratulations :)

[cindylouho]

We have talked about it. I am not ready to venture out fully dressed, but we have talked about more of an endogenous look, skinny jeans, blouse and heels, but I am not willing to dress like that around here. Too many rednecks, and not ready or interested to out myself to people I work with, or customers I call on that I might run into. No drag bars, no place handy that would openly accept a CD'er. We talked about Vegas, or some other city that would be more open, but it probably will never happen. I am quite satisfied just dressing around home.

If I looked like you I probably would think differently. From the pics you post I believe you should pass easily. Me? There isn't enough spackle to get this face looking good enough to go out, and I have no desire to be a MIAD in public.

Last night my wife told me how much she loves me in skinny jeans a nice top and heels. So tonight I am doing just that. Actually a fitted men's shirt, (I don't own many women's tops!), Levis 710 super skinny jeans, black pumps and I added a choker for my neck and matching bracelet. No boobs tonight!

No boobs!? Never thought I'd see the day! Going out and doing all that stuff is something I may never do either, but the idea of it makes me wonder how much more fun my life would be. Its still extremely encouraging news about your wife, if your home life together starts becoming more, lets say symbiotic, then going out wont seem so important. Congratulations again, great development for you.

[GretchenM]

I agree with Di, that sounds like a great routine. I would love to have that kind of boring. My wife of 51 years lives 450 miles away in a city where there is a special clinic that treats our oldest daughter once a week, usually, and my wife cares for her the rest of the time. We see each other 2 or 3 times a year. I live by myself. Now THAT is boring. Not complaining. It is the choice we had to make for the benefit of our daughter who has some profound problems. It works for each of us, but neither of us like it.

[Stephanie47]

Preparing dinner en femme with your wife onboard? I'd take that boredom with a heart beat.

[cindylouho]

I agree with Di, that sounds like a great routine. I would love to have that kind of boring. My wife of 51 years lives 450 miles away in a city where there is a special clinic that treats our oldest daughter once a week, usually, and my wife cares for her the rest of the time. We see each other 2 or 3 times a year. I live by myself. Now THAT is boring. Not complaining. It is the choice we had to make for the benefit of our daughter who has some profound problems. It works for each of us, but neither of us like it.

You truly understand what being a parent entails.

[candykowal]

I am so envious of all of you who can present your feminine side to your spouses in a positive and loving way.
The the best kind of boring, low drama, loving without exception!
Lucky couple for sure!

[Paulie Birmingham]

Very nice pumped

[CarlaWestin]

What the heck is boring about 40DDD?

Hi, Candy! (Rhymes with eye-candy!)

[Bobbi46]

Boring? never, what a wonderful thing to do at the end of a hard days work

[Pumped]

What the heck is boring about 40DDD?



They are, compared to my 38M set!!:eek:

I hope you girls realize I was joking about the boring part. Certainly we don't lead an exciting lifestyle, but it is warm and squishy!

It definitely is great to have a spouse that accepts my CD'ing.

[Jacke]

38M???? My goodness, would make my 48D look small. You rock!!! I too have an accepting wife and understand how fortunate I am. But she thinks 48D is too big and teases me about it. Love life.

[Pumped]

I was looking through Ebay and ran across a 38M bra for $9 and figured, "Why not!" Eleven pounds of water balloon forms needed to fill up the bra.

They are rather large!:lol2:

[BLUE ORCHID]

You left out the BORING part

[Sandi Beech]

OMG, if one of those popped you would end up in the dog house. I know you say they do not pop, but that?s a lot of water. My luck, a squirrel would jump on me and pop.

Anyhow, sounds like you have a great companion in your wife. Mine is as well, she just does not allow any dressing up, but otherwise we get along great, and we watch stupid movies. I had her watching Dr Strangelove last weekend so top that for boring stuff. Haha.

Sandi

[GracieRose]

There is nothing wrong with a 'boring' simple life. There is a lot to be said for living simply, especially if you don't have to. If circumstances force you to live simply, it feels too caged in.
Living an 'exciting' glamorous life (like what is marketed heavily in the media) is highly overrated.

[Pumped]

OMG, if one of those popped you would end up in the dog house. I know you say they do not pop, but that?s a lot of water. My luck, a squirrel would jump on me and pop.

Anyhow, sounds like you have a great companion in your wife. Mine is as well, she just does not allow any dressing up, but otherwise we get along great, and we watch stupid movies. I had her watching Dr Strangelove last weekend so top that for boring stuff. Haha.

Sandi

Yep, over 2 1/2 quarts per boob! If one failed catastrophically it would make a mess. If I had a way to do it I would post a video. I can take these balloons and just grab them and carry them around. Squeeze a pair of them with my hand and let them hang and carry them. I have tried to rip them and as far as I am concerned they simply won't tear. Even when I have tossed a set and cut them with a knife, I have taken two fingers in the hole and pulled, trying to year the hole larger, it won't. I have dropped them from 5 feet and they just hit the floor with a splat, and don't break. I have been using them for eight years and not one failure, other than a tiny puncture I fixed with super glue, then used them for a few more months.


I will take boring over exciting any day, at least at this time of my life. I was married to a woman that was not boring, and that didn't end well. She wanted more fun and excitement than I could provide and went looking for it elsewhere!

[Jane G]

Reads like the perfect kind of boring from here.:daydreaming:

[Jacke]

What kind of balloon can stand that kind of abuse? Type, brand or availability.

[Pumped]

Jacke, Qualatex on Amazon. I also buy 24" balloons from Party city.

The balloons I use for my 40DDD and larger are 36" Qualatx. I will use the 24" from Party City for smaller boobs.

I have posted about this before. I use a large balloon and barely stretch it to get the size I want. My 40DDD forms filled will sit in a bowl without tying the balloon shut. No stress on the balloon at all.

https://www.crossdressers.com/forums/showthread.php?272251-Water-Balloon-Forms&highlight=

[udcd]

I really like the sound of your boring. Enjoy every moment.

[alwayshave]

Pumped, Not boring. Comfortable!