Boobs hitting keyboard

[terry45]

Has anyone else bend over the keyboard and your boobs hit the keyboard you look up and see alot of funny letters

[Helen_Highwater]

Can't say I have. Perhaps you need a higher chair or a lower desk?

[Pumped]

Depends which set of boobs I am wearing. My 38M boobs gets in the way of pretty much everything! My 40DDD not so much.

[cdinmd206]

Depends which set of boobs I am wearing. My 38M boobs gets in the way of pretty much everything! My 40DDD not so much.

My ex had that problem, but on the plus side any food that fell off her fork never hit the floor and I had fun retrieving the food!!!!!!!!

[candykowal]

No, never was close enough to hit the keys unless I was reaching behind it for something.
I have found, if I am not wearing my contouring full figure satin soft cup bra, I am always pushing my arms towards each other to move my bosoms center so I can type.
I really don't mind, having real breasts help me present more convincingly.

[BLUE ORCHID]

Hi Terry,:hugs:, Not the keyboard But I do bump into things with them, >Orchid**O:daydreaming:O**

[docrobbysherry]

Mine played chopsticks on my piano keyboard. Does that count?:straightface:

[Natalie5004]

Don't get me wrong, but there such a thing as too much of a good thing.

This holiday season has my wife home for 2 weeks. I miss mine terribly.

[JoanneNY]

Short arms and long nips, that's all it takes to make sweet music.

[Karren H]

Mine always hit ALT CNTL DEL.... then my computer reboobs....... boots....

[Krisi]

No, my boobs never hit the keyboard. I have a properly set up computer desk (which I made) and I would find it extremely difficult to hit the keyboard with my boobs without hitting my head on the monitor. And they are fairly large (D cup) boobs.

At certain restaurants, my wife (DDD) does find her boobs resting on the table if she doesn't sit up straight.

[Teresa]

Terry,
My boobs aren't a problem when using the computer but it was an interesting experience when swinging a sledge hammer or pickaxe when I replaced my fence .

[Laura912]

Nope, nevskihuobn. JnkiUndCn ".

[NancySue]

Can?t say they?ve ever interfered with me and my keyboard or actually anything else. Your avatar is pretty.

[Cheryl T]

Ah No...can't say that's ever happened.
Then again mine aren't really big enough to do that unless I collapse on the desk.

[AngelaYVR]

Finally, an explanation for all the question marks that appear in the replies!

[SherriePall]

Ah, this is one of those threads that allow all our would-be stand-ups to try out their new material. Some really clever stuff, even from the West Coasters!
As for me, I don't have that problem as I had a reduction years ago after years of opening doors without using my hands.

[Amanda77]

Nop not yet. Haven't had my 38E forms on yet when trying to use computer as i haven't had them very long. Still learning to do other things with them on though.

[chris80]

Put your glasses on so you do not have to lean so close to the screen and hit the keyboard.

[candykowal]

Terry,
My boobs aren't a problem when using the computer but it was an interesting experience when swinging a sledge hammer or pickaxe when I replaced my fence .

I bet you broke a few fingernails doing that....gosh girl!

[Sunny_with_a_chance]

I wish! No breastforms yet.

[Jane G]

Oh my that made me giggle. No never had that happen, but I love the thought of it.:eek:

They have been in the way when rock climbing a few times though.

[Petra1]

If I lean forward onto my desk, my boobs will usually hit the space bar.

[MonicaPVD]

"Stand or sit up straight and realise who you are, that you tower over your circumstances." ? Maya Angelou

[Ressie]

No, I don't let my relatives use my computers ;)

[NancyTO]

When it happens it's always the same three keys and twice. :)

(.) (.)

[Alexis00]

Depends which set of boobs I am wearing. My 38M boobs gets in the way of pretty much everything! My 40DDD not so much.My goodness! 38M! There seem to be some pretty bras in that size. You have made me curious, they must look and feel amazing!


I wish! No breastforms yet.

Safety first!

[suzanne]

What a strange way to brag about your bra size.

[Frannie7]

Haven't had that happen but if you want to see boobs hit a keyboard search "Allegra Cole piano."

[Alexis00]

My goodness!

[Pumped]

Haven't had that happen but if you want to see boobs hit a keyboard search "Allegra Cole piano."

My-o-my, someone got carried away with the surgeries! She has a tone of videos on Youtube. There is one where she mentioned her 34C breasts. I like big breasts, hell I like all sizes of breasts. I don't even mind well done implants, but she went a bit too far!

I often wonder what the mental state is for a woman that gets ridiculous implants. Surely they love the attention, a bit of narcissism perhaps?:lol2:

[Danielle_cder]

I love big boobs! I’ve never had problems with them typing for me....

[Alexis00]

Allegra Cole is now an Instagram star who has had three surgeries. Her second increased her breast volume to 2,000cc’s. A D cup breast form is around 1,000cc each (just over 2 lbs). She’s been written up in People, TheChive, etc.

Her third surgery she went to saline implants she can continue to inject. Supposedly she is at 4,600cc. That’s over 10lbs per boob!

My personal experience is anything over D if not C cup your boobs get more attention than the rest of you. She is obviously in a much different place.

[Pumped]

She is not much of an internet of a star. According to the internet her net worth is only $100,000. She better get to work!

[Alexis00]

Such a funny topic and such an odd twist!

Of course I’m wondering if I could pull off M cups. I mean that’s D-E-F-G-H-I-J-K-L-M! Wowza!

[Natalie5004]

I wonder what her goal is?

[CarlaWestin]

I used to keep my cellphone in my bra. Coughed and dialed 911.

[Sometimes Steffi]

Do the boobs type out any message like, "Not big enough yet"?

[Alexis00]

I used to keep my cellphone in my bra. Coughed and dialed 911.
OMG! So did they get to meet a fireman?

[MonicaPVD]

Allegra Cole is now an Instagram star who has had three surgeries. Her second increased her breast volume to 2,000cc’s. A D cup breast form is around 1,000cc each (just over 2 lbs). She’s been written up in People, TheChive, etc.

Her third surgery she went to saline implants she can continue to inject. Supposedly she is at 4,600cc. That’s over 10lbs per boob!

Allegra Cole is actually two massive implants attached to a profoundly disturbed woman. Quite entertaining to watch, not unlike a car accident along the side of the road.

[mbmeen12]

Nope never happened but playing billiards it is a different story.

[Alexis00]

Nope never happened but playing billiards it is a different story.How big a problem? :)

Do all the spectators gather on the other side of the table when it is your turn? :)

[freeindress]

Don't have natural boobs large enough to hit ctrl-alt-del, but nipples hard enough to swipe and tap on iPhone ��

[AnnieMac]

Geesh.... she could put someone's eye out with those things...

[laura.lapinski]

Never happened to me, but I can bet swinging a golf club would alter your game. I don't know how the women golfers do it. It's natural for them, but if I all-of-the-sudden had even a C-Cup I think it would be difficult to golf (and I am not really a golfer).

I can now better understand the difficulties women have with some things because of breasts. The same goes for tight skirts. Can't spread your legs too much without ripping the material. These are things average guys probably never consider, but being a CD it all comes to light.

[josie_S]

Despite being a proud member of the Big Boobies Booster Society (BBBS), I can honestly say this has never happened to me. Have you ever tried typing or using an ATM with acrylic nails though? That's what flusters me!

[Alexis00]

I stayed with a group of friends at a private home on Long Island with a private tennis court and a pool. My gf and her friends were big tennis players, she was down with my cross dressing (and it was her families house!), so I played a doubles match en femme.

The best thing about that was a tennis dress - anyone remotely fit looks hot in a tennis dress! But I was wearing C cup breast forms and while they were not hitting me in the chin, it was a big change in balance and strokes, especially backhand. I also spent some time at the pool in a boring tank suit, but that was uncomfortable even though with friends. Holly was an unforgettable woman!


Never happened to me, but I can bet swinging a golf club would alter your game. I don't know how the women golfers do it. It's natural for them, but if I all-of-the-sudden had even a C-Cup I think it would be difficult to golf (and I am not really a golfer). // .Look up Paige Spiranac. (https://fabwags.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/paige-spiranac-2.jpg) She was a college golfer who didn’t quite make the LPGA.

She has complained of unfair treatment due to her looks, while critics complained she “Sexulized” golf. She’s a really good golfer pretty enough to appear in Sport Illustrated Swimsuit Edition. (https://swimsuit.si.com/swimsuit/model/paige-spiranac) I think to be fair the golf community is guilty of **** shaming her. Which is awful.

[DanielleCD]

And I thought DD cup forms were large! I prefer my C cups for everyday and DD's for fun big bouncy day.