First walk

[SissieScott]

Yesterday my wife an I went out to breakfast and then went girlie shopping for both of us. My wife got a few outfits and got me 2 pairs of leggings, a fitted tank and razorback sports bra. This morning while getting ready to take the dogs for a walk, my wife suggested I do the walk in my fitted tank, sports bra and floral print leggings. Never one to bow down to a challenge I pulled my hair in a bun, slapped on eyeliner and the outfit and off I went! While walking, I heard car slow down and a whistle......It was my wife on her way to work :D:heehee: Then while I was just about *home free*, I got stopped by a guy asking the ages of my dogs, after a short convo I was back on my way and unscathed. Now I'm home on my back deck relaxing in my outfit with coffee and the dogs. A great start to the week!
My wife IS right! it IS 99.7% *in my head*, and most people don't even care! Not to mention I highly doubt they would vocalize it to a 6'1" 252lb man in *drag* with a 130lb Rottweiler and 65lb. PitBull. :D:devil: It was fun and empowering to say the least.:thumbsup:

[Julie MA]

Scott, What a lovely adventure. Now you need a more feminine name...:)

Julie

[SissieScott]

Julie, my wife likes to call me Peaches lol :o

[docrobbysherry]

Next time? Wear hi heels, too!:heehee:

[DianeT]

Not to mention I highly doubt they would vocalize it to a 6'1" 252lb man in *drag* with a 130lb Rottweiler and 65lb. PitBull.
Maybe so, but just to be on the safe side, I would recommend a 18,000lb female Tyrannosaurus and two 220lb Deinonychus sidekicks (they come in packs of 3 to 6, but you'll want to keep only 2 because with three or more it becomes complicated to feed them before they feed on you). Get them young so you can train them not to hug (claws and pantyhose, always a problem). Also the female T. will think you're her mother and she will probably try to steal your clothes and makeup and drive your car when she's a teen (about 6 tons) which will give you a wealth of funny stories to tell your grandchildren later, if you didn't disappear before in a moment of distraction of one of the pets looking for a snack.

[JulieC]

I really wish this forum had the ability to like/love posts. DianeT, that was brilliant :)

[Crissy 107]

SissieScott, I love it! Your wife is wonderful besides being a hoot!
Shout out to Diane T on her post!