Laughing at Ourselves

[Bianca Fay]

Ladies, I believe that the ability to laugh at one's self is a sign of strength, humor, and inner peace. Having said that, here are some (very old) crossdressing jokes. Please note that they are meant to be amusing, not offensive...

CDs love to eat, drink, and be Mary

Why are so many CDs in the closet? That's where they keep their dresses

An angry wife caught her husband crossdressing, so he packed up her things and left

What do you call a crossdressing cow? Dairy Queen

What's the difference between a CD and a transexual? Two years

Why was the CD upset on Christmas morning? All he got in his stocking was a run

Why are CDs so empathetic towards women? We put ourselves in their shoes

What do you call a crossdresser who can't lie? The Truth Fairy

Hopefully these old jokes brought a grin, not a grimace (even though they're really bad jokes!!).

[Teri Ray]

I agree that these are great bad jokes. I, however, am a connoisseur of bad jokes. Thanks for sharing. Did you hear the one about "why did the crossdresser cross the road?"

[alwayshave]

Cecily, I will admit I found all but one amusing.

[Celee]

As a connoisseur of bad jokes dad jokes and all things punny I approve.

[April Rose]

How do you keep a crossdresser in suspense?

[Bianca Fay]

April Rose: great reply!!
Alwayshave: I hope the one that didn't amuse you didn't annoy you too much. That was not my intention. Thanks for enjoying the other ones!
Teri Ray: Macy's was having a sale?!

[nvlady]

Teri Ray: To look the other way.

[Mermaiden]

Humor is a wonderful coping tool. Thanks for the bad jokes.
I look at myself in a dress or nightgown and have to admit I pretty much look ridiculous and smile at the silliness, and also because I?m cross dressed!

[Monique65]

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[candykowal]

*giggle* ...so fun!

Jessica Foxworthy, when not presenting as Jeff.....

If you buy the gallon size of acetone at the hardware store because its cheaper than nail polish remover, you might be a crossdresser.

If you have ever noticed that more than half of the lingerie drying in the bathroom is yours, you might be a crossdresser.

If you have ever grabbed a metal file out of your toolbox to file a broken nail, you might be a crossdresser.

If a woman has ever asked you where you get your hair done, you might be a crossdresser.

If you buy Milwaukee tools rather than DeWalt so they dont clash with you nail polish, you might be a crossdresser.

If your SO has ever asked to borrow your best Kasper suit for her job interview, you might be a crossdresser.

If your SO has ever asked you for makeup tips, you might be a crossdresser.

If a cashier has ever told you that you have your boyfriends drivers license, you might be a crossdresser.

If you drive better in heels than your SO, you might be a crossdresser.

If you have ever had anyone ask you what perfume you are wearing, you might be a crossdresser.

If you have ever looked for a cheaper place to get your nails done, you might be a crossdresser.

If the discount dress store knows you by name (drab or fem), you might be a crossdresser.

If you get preferred customer advertisements in the mail from womans clothing stores, you might be a crossdresser.

If you are afraid that the lace on your panties will show through your slacks, you might be a crossdresser.

If you hope for a cold day so you can wear a camisole under your sweater, you might be a crossdresser.

If you have tried to convince your SO that wearing pantyhose is better than wearing insulated underwear to work, you might be a crossdresser.

If you have to try to get rid of a bikini tan line before anyone notices, you might be a crossdresser.

If you have more colors of nail polish than your SOs manicurist, you might be a crossdresser.

If you have ever given your SO lessons on how to do her nails better, you might be a crossdresser.

If all the women in the office are mad at you because you were the only one to get flowers for Valentines Day, you might be a crossdresser.

One of my personal favorites....

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[Jane G]

Truly terrible Jokes. Loved them. :heehee:

[Robbiegirl]

Humor is a wonderful coping tool. Thanks for the bad jokes.
I look at myself in a dress or nightgown and have to admit I pretty much look ridiculous and smile at the silliness, and also because I?m cross dressed!

I'm with you ! LOL I try so hard to pose and primp like a gal in front of the mirror when I am in a cute dress or nighty and i have to giggle since i just loook clumsy and silly ! All Good fun !
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[StacyG]

Thanks for giggles. I have gotten myself stuck in a few dresses or nightgowns and wonder how silly I must look with my arms and a dress stuck up over my head.

[Bianca Fay]

Candy, Monique, and Robbiegirl - thanks for the fun additions to this thread!

If anyone here hasn't heard the classic song "Walking 'Round In Women's Underwear", please google it. The song will be stuck in your head for days!

[Stephanie47]

That comic at #12 has always stuck in my head. I first saw it in an issue of Playboy magazine.

[DanielleCD]

Thanks for the giggle... oh have I have had to laugh at myself from time to time... especially when stuck trying to get a dress on or off!

[Teri Ray]

Candy,
Your Foxworthy CD lines are great. Until I read them I did not know I was a crossdresser. Now I do. Thanks for enlightening me. By the way ..............."if you have more bras than your wife; You might be a crossdresser."

[Geena75]

A few Candy overlooked.

If your friend asks if you will be doing some waxing this weekend, and it takes a moment to realize he is talking about your car, you might be a cross dresser.
If you have to find a delicates bag to wash your underwear, you might be a cross dresser.
If when you need to use a public restroom and ask if anyone else needs to go too, you might be a cross dresser.
If you see the title 'Tuck Everlasting' and think how handy it would be, you might be a cross dresser.

[Crissy 107]

If you have more nail polish in your collection then your wife, you might be a crossdresser

[docrobbysherry]

Quite funny, Cecily! :devil:

Except for the Dairy Queen and Truth Fairy ones were inappropriate!

Drag Queens and Fairies r gay, NOT trans!:straightface:

[Heather76]

A lot of funny stuff in these posts. As mentioned, I too must look totally ridiculous in my lingerie. At 76, 5'8", and 190 pounds I just don't have the face and body to fool anyone. But, I still enjoy crossdressing at home and under dressing in public.

[Debbie Denier]

Some good jokes there Cecily. Thanks for sharing.

[Joyce Swindell]

Dammit man!!
SO funny!!

[Lacy PJs]

There was an article in our newspaper recently that said that being able to laugh at yourself is a sign of higher intelligence. If that's the case, I gather that many here must be pretty smart.

Lacy PJs

[Wendy-Lyn]

Crikey, some of those had me chuckling, for sure.

I also had the opportunity to have a good laugh at myself twice this afternoon, and it felt really good.

The first time, I was online responding to a post from a young person seeking advice re shopping for a bra. Suddenly the thought hit me that 'if anyone had told me a few weeks ago that I'd be sitting here online advising some nervous teenager how to buy a bra without freaking out about it, I'd have said they were mad'. But here we are, and I was. :heehee:

The second instance was on reading a response to a comment I'd made on a different (troll) post in the same thread. I hadn't been the only one to 'chip' this bloke - another GG woman also did so. So we both got told by this prime specimen of humanity that we were 'another two clueless b*tches', unquote.

I wasn't sure at first whether to get upset or take it as a kind of a back-handed compliment.
I chose the latter. :cheer: :cute:

[CynthiaD]

I love these jokes! But only when it’s just between us girls. With non-crossdressers I never joke about crossdressing because I don’t want them to think this is all some kind of joke.

[Robbiegirl]

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So Funny !

if your wife has ever caught you in her lacy Bra, Panties, and lacy half slip, and gave you THE LOOK ! You just might be a crossdresser

If you have ever had to come up with some Wild Explanation as to why you are in a cute Bra and Panty Set You just might be a crossdresser

If you have ever posed in front of a mirror and felt the Dress you were wearing made you look fat ! You just might be a crossdresser

[DeeDee67]

When you have a curling iron in your toolbox! I literally do! 😉🤗

[MarinaTwelve200]

Well, I buy Fingernail Polish remover because it is cheaper than ACETONE. (99cents vs $5.00) Works just as well cutting superglue and removing lacquer paints.

[SaraLin]

I used to always keep a bottle of nail polish in my toolbox. I worked electronics, and would use it to "lock down" adjustments.

Here's another "if" joke...

If you have a doctor's appointment coming up, and you're searching for your boy undies - you might be a crossdresser.

[Sometimes Steffi]

My excuse for first buying nail polish in the open was to cover up spots on my car's body that were starting to rust. Guess what color my car was? Red. Really!

[Leslie Mary S]

When you first hear the gymnastics move "Drop and Roll", you think of changing outfits.
The heart of a good joke or pun is based on real life events.

[SaraLin]

Here's one the GG's will like:

If you think bras, girdles, or pantyhose are comfortable, you might be a crossdresser. :heehee:

[Ressie]

Those just are just a Drag ;)

Yes, it's good to laugh at one's self. Why do people have to take themselves so seriously? Us CDs will always be funny to some and disgusting to others and that's sad.

[Emleeboy]

boy undies, what are those?

[StacyG]

I went to walmart yesterday and shopped for women's skinny jeans. I found a pair in my size and took it to the dressing room. I've never tried on women's clothing in the stores, so there was a bit of excitement. I had a little trouble getting my ankles through the end of the jeans, but I did it and the jeans fit perfect and i was so excited. Then I tried to take them off so I could run up front and buy them. I couldn't get them back past my ankles. I sat on the cold bench in my panties and t shirt, with these jeans stuck around my ankles. I got a cramp in my side and began to sweat trying to get them around my heel. I paused and began to laugh and relax. I managed to get them off.
What a great silly memory to have.

[Leslie Mary S]

Stacy I might have pulled them back on and just took the tag to check-out and said I liked them so much I didn't want to take them off.
I have never gone to the fitting rooms without a GG friend as an assistant, guard, and advisor.

[Beverley Sims]

Me? I'm a cross dresser.

Especially when a rear zipper sticks.....:-)

Oh! well.

[Monique65]

Boot Hill

[Linda K.]

Me? I'm a cross dresser.

Especially when a rear zipper sticks.....:-)

Oh! well.

The good thing is we don't have to worry about anything getting caught up in those zippers!!!! :worried:

[1Ladyjade]

If you hear a GG complaining about having to wear female clothing and it offends you. You might be a cross dresser.
Lately I have been looking at the cute dresses and skirts that ladies are wearing and wishing I could be in it.
My 30 year old daughter has a cute dress I so badly want to try on. But alas I am not ready to come out of the closet to her so I will just have to endure the pink fog for that one.

[julia.bowie]

A crossdresser is as young as the woman he feels.

[Patience]

I always had the urge to crossdress and acted on it when I was younger. Unfortunately, I was found out and shamed so badly, I repressed this side of me for 30 years. I was only able to come back to it when I stopped fearing looking ridiculous and developed a sense of humor about my dresseing, that I was finally able to let go and feel comfortable doing it again.

While scouring the net for CD info, I came across archive.org, where they have digitized versions of (now defunct) 90s CD mag Ladylike, which included an occasional comic strip "Lexy Tranner, Weekend CD". which was moderately funny, but missed the mark occasionally, Imo. Here's a couple samples:

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Cecily, I can honestly say the jokes you posted are about as funny as Family Circus. Lol

[StacyG]

If you enjoyed your graduation ceremony just because you got to wear something called a gown in public, you might be a crossdresser.

[ziggie]

@StacyG...

I always made a point of attending commencement ceremonies. :)

[Wendy-Lyn]

@ Stacey G:

I had exactly the same problem with a pair of skinny jeans I bought. They went on OK, fit beautifully, then took me half an hour to remove. For a while, I feared I may have had to cut them off, but I finally managed to get them around my ankles.

Fortunately I was at home when I tried them on or it could have been embarrassing. Needless to say, I returned them the next day. Disappointed, though, as they did look and feel good.

[Lisa516]

Great topic so fun to read, I needed that. Thank you!

[Pumped]

I'll add to the below that if you have more female shoes than male shoes, you are definitely a crossdresser.



Well, the describes me! Close to thirty pair of women's shoes, mostly high heel pumps, but a few pairs of boots.

Male side, definitely less than ten pairs counting boots and shoes.

[Bianca Fay]

This cartoon always resonated with me. Probably because this exact scenario actually happened :/

[MargaretJ]

How do you separate the men from the cross dressers?
With a crowbar.

I'll get my coat!

[Mackem Sue]

Sorry, I just had to slightly amend the picture.

1) CD'ers nearly always wear bras (note the cleavage); and

2) The shrink had to get the last laugh in that exchange.

:D

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A slightly darker dress helps too.

(Apologies for reposting - if I try to edit a post on a smartphone, the message is somehow deleted.)

[QUOTE=candykowal;4559795]*giggle* ...so fun!

[Majella St Gerard]

I just started recording a karaoke video and I was wearing a very short dress and a new pair of 8" platform clear stripper heels. I started moving to the music and turned my ankle on the carpet and couldn't catch myself and down I went. Laughing like a hyena as I was picking myself up. I went ahead and posted the clip on my Facebook page anyway and got lots of responses. I thought it was funny and so did everyone else.

Peace & Love
Gerri

[Zuzana]

Here is song by Andy Irvine (i so much love his music) which you might find amusing:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CKttmV2iW74