You Might Be a Crossdresser If...

[Lori Ann Westlake]

...your clothes take up twice as much room as your wife's.

...you have a storage locker nobody knows about.

...your mom or sister always seemed to be losing her panties in the wash.

...you came out of your first drag show thinking "What fun, I gotta DO that!"

...you find yourself brushing your trousers down under your butt as you sit down.

...you're always careful not to put a run in the legs of your jeans.

...you have long thick hair and tell people you play in a rock band they never heard of.

...your ears are triple pierced.

...your legs are shaved, but you never learned to ride a bicycle.

...men's shoes feel strange to walk in.

...you feel naked in loose comfortable clothing.

...you always keep a T-shirt on in the pool.

...you buy nail polish remover by the case.

...you douse yourself all over with men's cologne to cover other aromas.

...you don't own any jockey shorts or boxers either.

...you've changed your birth name to Lee, Leslie, Sidney, Lindsey, or something else unisex.

...you turn around when somebody calls "Excuse me, ma'am..."

...you're just as interested in what women are wearing as in women themselves.

...you think women look sexier in underwear than they do with nothing on at all.

...you keep all the blinds down day and night.

...you have a very high wall around your back yard.

...you never answer the door unless they call first.

...you do most of your shopping in a town far away.

,,,you take an extra suitcase on business trips.

...you have two driver's licenses.

...the floor mat of your car has little holes dug in it near the pedals.

All additions welcome!

[Crissy 107]

…You know all of the latest OPI nail polish colors

[Debbie Denier]

When you own more nylons than your SO.

[Kris Burton]

When you know that "denier" has another meaning other than someone who denies something.
When you've always preferred "Maxim" to "Playboy"

[Maid_Marion]

Your surf the web while waiting for your nails to dry.

[Geena75]

... when your response to any compliment is "Why Thank-You."
... you miss the weather report because you are focused on the meteorologist's dress.
... you gaze at the woman walking in front of you thinking of how you can walk like that.

[Crissy 107]

When you have way more panties then your wife and just ordered more

[Cheryl T]

...You're wife is always borrowing your earrings
...You're wife asks you to do Her makeup
...You're nails always have at least clear polish on them

[Robbiegirl]

If you spent more time in a Brownie and Girl Scout dress than you did in your boy scout uniform !

If you have worn your wifes full and half slips way more than she has in the last 15 years !

[Heather76]

You know your clothing sizes in women's sizing.
You like wearing lace trimmed clothing more than denim.
Your wife/SO wants you to join her for a girls' day out.

[ShirleyN]

If you have more knowledge of womens clothing than most other guys.

[Davina2833]

If you have nail polish (gel)on your fingers more than your wife!
or all the time...

[krissy]

When you know all the names of makeup lipsticks and clothes

[valerie anne]

If:

You keep measuring yourself to see if you could justify an A cup bra.

You scour the sexy lingerie websites looking for small cup bras in large band sizes.

You pluck up the courage to order your bras, dreading that they will contact you to query the order.

You pace up and down waiting for the delivery, fearful that it will go to next-door.

You rip the package open, and are in heaven adjusting the straps etc.

You don a tee shirt which shows that you are wearing a bra.

You immediately scan the web for chicken fillets and more bras with deeper bands, underwires & padded cups.

[Joanne108]

If you?re reading this dressed completely as a woman!

[DanielleCD]

If you can hook/unhook your bra faster than your wife can.

[Elizabeth G]

You run the "Fashion" category while watching Jeopardy.

[Lori Ann Westlake]

Well done! Keep 'em going, folks!

[Marissa Q]

You say "YAAAAAAS, girl!" when replying in the affirmative to just about everyone, male or female.

(Ummmm... is that just me??)

[Karren H]

If you reply to a You Might Be a Crossdresser If thread.

[1Ladyjade]

When you buy a rolling tool bag for your femme clothes instead of a proper suitcase.

[Karren H]

You have reinterpreted Home Depots motto of You Can Do It, We Can Help as open invitation to use their family restroom to change genders.

[Brianne_M]

...you get home from work and put on your bra, forms, and a skirt. (Me every day)

[JulieC]

...your wife borrows something femme of yours.

[BrendaD]

You have reinterpreted Home Depots motto of You Can Do It, We Can Help as open invitation to use their family restroom to change genders.

Now that there, is funny!

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You go to clean out your closet and realize you have more skirts and dresses than your regular pants.

[FrannGurl]

When you have a whole separate closet and dresser just for your girl things.:heehee:

[Jane G]

Great fun thread. Please add.

You bought your favourite hairstyle on line.

[franlee]

When your wife tells you she sorted the washed clothes and she put your panties and bras in your dresser drawer with your other underwear for you.

[Raychel]

I will be another to say.
One person in the house.
2 closets. One full of dresses. Skirts blouses and sweaters
The other with a few pair of men's pants

So you might be a crossdresser if you have more female clothes then men's clothes

[Karren H]

You chose your girlfriends in high school based on their dress size (and your dress size)!

You were a prolific borrower!

Your ability to select hiding places made drug smugglers envious!

You lost a lot of bets!

[Sabine Janus]

You might be a crossdresser

If you're on the crossdressers.com website while wearing a boned waist cincher, D cup inserts, hip pads under a Japanese Anime Classic Maid Sweet Kawaii Heart Dress, pink with matching hose, 3" heels, Absurdly long eyelashes and pitch perfect makeup and a new wig to DIE for. . . .

I mean theoretically.

[Kelli_cd]

...if you keep a spreadsheet listing every pair of panties and every bra you've bought from Soma, detailing the purchase date, style, color and size of every item.

[JulieC]

Sabine: "I mean theoretically" :roflmao:

[Judy-Somthing]

I love dressing up, I need to dress up, I love girdles, Bras. slips, dresses, but I'm not a CD/erm,
Im just a GUY who is addicted to crossdressing..........

[Lori Ann Westlake]

You chose your girlfriends in high school based on their dress size (and your dress size)!!

Serious post: Wow! IF ONLY I could have worn the dresses of the girls I admired in high school! It was a constant fantasy. I did my best to imitate them. I even MADE a dress with my own hands--now lost in a long-ago purge, I regret to say. I wish I still had it.

[Tonya Renee]

If you have ever loaned your Wife your nail polish and jewelry!

[SaraLin]

... You have a doctor's appointment coming up and you can't find your man undies.

[CynthiaD]

When your wife tells you she sorted the washed clothes and she put your panties and bras in your dresser drawer with your other underwear for you.

You read this and think to yourself, "What other underwear?"

[Crissy 107]

Your favorite song is Dancing Queen by Abba

[Raychel]

You might be a crossdresser if:

your first thought in the morning is what dress will I wear today, and what time do I have to get changed back to guy mode for an appointment.

[alwayshave]

When your work computer always displays women's clothing advertisements.

[Geena75]

... when someone uses the word "hose" you don't think of the kind that carries water.
... you think in terms of wearing a top rather than a shirt.

[rhonda]

You could be a crossdresser if you're lonely and get into things you ought not

[Lana Mae]

Your favorite song is "Lola" by the Kinks!

[Heather76]

If Amazon has granted you a permanent, and personal, hub locker.

[Raychel]

When you are racing to get errands and chores done so you can get back to dressing, :)

[Bobbysue]

Not sure if anybody said this. If you check for panty lines in male mode.

[BrendaD]

Your favorite song is "Lola" by the Kinks!


If Amazon has granted you a permanent, and personal, hub locker.


When you are racing to get errands and chores done so you can get back to dressing, :)


Not sure if anybody said this. If you check for panty lines in male mode.


... when someone uses the word "hose" you don't think of the kind that carries water.
... you think in terms of wearing a top rather than a shirt.

I absolutely love this thread! And seem to match so many of these scenarios!

[bre]

... you remember to reset the washer and dryer from "delicate" and "low" to "normal."

[valerie anne]

You use your bathroom mirror plus your makeup mirror to check if your bra straps are visible under your top.

[Crissy 107]

If you love watching OPI nail polish collection reviews on YouTube
Ok I just did this and am excited about the Summer 2022 collection

[SaraLin]

Here's another one.

...If you find yourself having to hide some "questionable" tan lines.

[ziggie]

I always like to visit this thread as a way to start my day with a smile. :)

[Linda K.]

If you are disappointed because you broke a press on nail? You might be a crossdresser.

[Jessax101]

When you see a pretty genetic female and imagine you had her features and try to apply them to you.

[ShirleyN]

You see something on a GG and you think "that would look so much better on me'"

[StephanieLake]

You enjoy the clothing ads that have started popping on your webpage and Facebook feeds more than the content of the actual page.

[April Rose]

:battingeyelashes: THAT /\

[Linda K.]

If spend more time on your eyelashes than combing your real hair, you might be a crossdresser.

[Geena75]

... if your wife is more worried about lipstick on her collar than on yours.
... if you sweep the snow off your deck to hide the high heel footprints.

[Natalie5004]

If you realize that you do not have to tuck in tight dresses.

[Megan77]

when you can't wait to get home from work to dress

[Sandi Beech]

You see the words DAD written on something in a store and say to yourself Don?t Ask Don?t ? oh that spells Dad.

I actually did that today, uggh. I was kind of daydreaming at the time.

Sandi

[BrendaD]

when you can't wait to get home from work to dress

..or change into a dress. ;)

[junetv]

You know your size in female shoes and dresses without having to look at a chart.

[CarlaWestin]

........your male wardrobe is jeans, t shirts and one suit for funerals.

[Claire M]

... you can scroll through this thread and have really search to find a post that DOESN'T apply to you!!!

(OMG ... guilty as charged!!!!)

[Beverley Sims]

You are out dressed and don't realise it. :-)

[AlexiaH]

You?be ever filled out a female clothing catalog as first name: current last name :resident

[Jessax101]

Just thought of another today. When you subscribe and read women?s fashion and glamour mags!

[Dannigirl]

Plain and simple ……. You’re reading this and you are actually logged in and not a “guest”

[Wendy-Lyn]

... you grow your finger-nails then get stressed over a broken one just when they're starting to look good (yep - happened to me the other day).

[bre]

.. if you are packing for a business trip and your wife asks which underwear you are taking.

[Robbiegirl]

If you are secretly happy that you just lost a big tennis bet to a gal and now have to play the rematch in one of her tennis dresses, along with a bra and panties !

[bre]

... your SO compliments you on the way you fold her panties.

[1Ladyjade]

Bre I was doing that before I started dressing. She laughed grabbed them all and tossed them in the drawer. LOL

[bre]

Don't I know it, Ladyjade! I think coming out to my wife has been a good influence on both of us.

BTW, my mom used the same "toss 'em in the drawer" method which helped me greatly in my mis-spent youth when I frequented her lingerie.

[Linda K.]

....You can't decide if your white socks you want to wear should have lace on them or not.

[Genifer Teal]

You have correctly measured your own bra size.

[Robbiegirl]

You have spent more time wearing Girl Scout and Brownie dresses of your sisters than your cub scout uniform !

[BobbiKay]

My wife was unpacking a Kroger delivery order. She was turned away from me, and said what I heard as "I got you some big bras." I waited for clarification. She actually said "fig bars."

[Geena75]

if when you want to get into a woman's pants, you mean trying them on.

[Stephanie47]

You have more nightgowns than days in the month. Any month have 36 days?

[bre]

... you check hotel amenities descriptions for the number of full length mirrors in the room.

[1Ladyjade]

Stephanie I have that problem with leggings. I have more than a months worth. Some are holiday so you can't exactly where Santa Clause in June can you?

[DianeT]

Ok, I feel like my post killed the thread, so I killed my post :)

Be gone, Post. Be back, Thread.

[Lacy PJs]

...if you know your dress size but not that of your wife/SO.

Lacy PJs

[VtVicky]

....If you spend more time getting ready to go out than you actually spend being out.

[CynthiaD]

........your male wardrobe is jeans, t shirts and one suit for funerals.

And your jeans have flowers embroidered up and down the legs. (Mine all do.)

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If you have more corsets than male pants.

You grab for your one male suit and realize you accidentally grabbed one with a skirt.

[BobbiKay]

You wash your drawers in a separate load from your SO's, so you don't have to sort them by size when they come out of the laundry.

[ziggie]

My wife and I wear the same size but mine are the nice ones.

[bre]

You wash your drawers in a separate load from your SO's, so you don't have to sort them by size when they come out of the laundry.

Or even better, you wash yours and the SO's together so that you get to fondle ALL the undies.

[Crissy 107]

My wife and I wear the same size but mine are the nice ones.

This is not unusual here

[Geena75]

... if your wife asks your opinion of an outfit and you almost say "it's a little short for me."

... if it takes longer to peel off layers in the bathroom than it takes to take the leak you went in for.

[1Ladyjade]

See Geena I was thinking the opposite.
If your wife asks your opinion and you almost say not short enough for me.

[melissalynn]

You notice the eye makeup of the female news anchor

[AmeeJo]

If you answer the question "Did you ever find Bugs Bunny attractive when he put on a dress and played girl bunny" YES!!!

[CynthiaD]

Before you enter the men's room you look down to make sure you're wearing pants.

[Michelle Isgurly]

You have prettier clothes, lingerie and panties than your wife.
Your dresser drawers and closet are more organized.
You have more makeup, lotions and perfume than her.
She tells you all of this lol

[Robbiegirl]

Whe you saw this Archie Cartoon you were Jelous of the boys and the cute dresses Bettie's mom dressed them in ! LOL

329033

[bre]

... Your SO comments on the Woolite bottle not lasting as long as it used to.

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[Brianne_M]

..or change into a dress. ;)
I change into a skirt as soon as I get home from work. Close enough!

[Linda K.]

When trying on clothes at the store, you turn to the left to see how you look from a side view...............

[bre]

... you probably think this thong is about you.
You're so vain...

[Melanie Sykes]

My wife and I wear the same size but mine are the nice ones.
We have the same situation, though we do have just a couple of pairs that are the same. To avoid confusion with those pairs, I put a small longitudinal cut in the labels of mine with a scissors. She either keeps or completely removes the labels in hers, so it's pretty easy to tell them apart.

[April Rose]

bre!:rofl:

[bre]

... you leave the toilet seat down the entire time you stay in a hotel for business travel.

[Heather76]

You let your hair grow long enough a wig isn't needed.

(I'm in the process of trying that. My bangs now reach the tip of my nose.)

[BrendaPDX]

When you have a complete set of women's clothes in the trunk of your car. Heels to wig, bracelets to earrings.

[Bianca Fay]

You might be a crossdresser if...
Your SO laughingly refers to your pantyhose as "transvestights"!

[VtVicky]

...if you watch the Tony Awards just for the clothes.

[BobbiKay]

Your wife compliments a friend on her new sundress, and she says what a great deal it was at half off, and you think "Gee, I didn't pay that much for mine!"

[Deborah G]

Own about 10 times more shoes than your wife.

[Tay 603]

You notice the eye makeup of the female news anchor

Yes! do this all the time. Contouring makeup too.

[Sandi Beech]

When a waitress asks if you would like a dessert, and you say you are trying to watch your figure - and you mean it ; )

Sandi

[Maria in heels]

when your wife asks if you have any eyeliner and false eyelashes as shes getting ready to go out

[Davina2833]

When you wake up in the morning, the first thing you do is log on to Crossdressers.com

[Patience]

...if you wear prosthetics even though you have all your original bits.

[Robbiegirl]

If you on purpose forget to pack pjs on your trip to a friends summer cabin and when your hostess jokingly offers one of her old babydoll nighties you act like a good sport and our in it in a Minute !

[Christie ann]

When you are cleaning the bathroom, you are always looking at the mirror checking your lipstick.

[BLUE ORCHID]

You can't just walk into WAL*MART to get a set of wiper blades for the car

without walking through the ladies Lingerie section, which is at the other end of the store. >Orchid**0:daydreaming:0**


Been there and done that Today.

[TiffanyGreene]

...If your wife holds up two dresses and asks you "which one should i wear" and instead of replying "uh, i guess dat one..." you ask "well, what will you be doing, which shoes and what jewelry do you want to wear..." or something along those lines.

...If you have ever given anyone pointers on how to CORRECTLY walk in high heels

...If you have ever volunteered to take a bag of clothing to drop off at the thrift store because "i will be driving right by there today, its no problem really"

...If you have ever gone shopping with a female and picked out a great dress that she loved, based on hair length, face shape, or any number of other important factors

...If your wife's best friend tells your wife that she LOVES her shoes, and the wife responds "oh, my husband picked these out, he has really great taste in women's apparel, he is more girly than me sometimes..."


Seems like the best comedy comes from actual life experiences... these are mine (along with MANY of the other responses posted here...)

[Crissy 107]

If you loved the lingerie portion of the Sears catalog. I was just thinking how much fun that was

[Erin Lafleur]

You might be a cross dresser if these are your drapes!

330097

[Maid_Marion]

The fact that your hair is now long enough to get into everything doesn't bother you.
That's what hair ties are for!

Marion

[Mackem Sue]

On a work-from-home day, the first item of clothing you reach for to put on is a bra.

Sue

[marieclaire]

1. If you're a boy and you're starting to wonder what it's like to try on a bra when you see girls starting to wear it
2. If you try to guess what the bra women are wearing.
3. If you have a hidden box full of lingerie.
4. If you have more bras than your sister, mother or wife/girlfriend
5. If you can take off your bra without taking off your shirt.
6. If you dream of having a girlfriend and that the two of you wear matching lingerie

[VtVicky]

If you are packing for a trip and running around like an idiot trying to find a particular dress you want to take with you, and you pass a mirror and realize you are wearing it, you might have been a cross dresser a little too long.

[JohannaSophia]

If you loved the lingerie portion of the Sears catalog. I was just thinking how much fun that was

Isn't that the truth! And eventually tucking the boy parts down and away between my thighs and pulling on my Mom's girdles for the afternoon when she was in town shopping. Eventually shared with my wife who helped me pick out lingerie and became my photographer.

[Patience]

...you are familiar with the sound of a misplaced earring going up the tube of a vacuum cleaner.

[Mackem Sue]

I restarted this thread on the UK-based Stockings HQ Male Wearer's forum.

There's a poster called Emiliy there literally reaming off things I'd never thought of.

Sue.

[Heather76]

If, when company is coming to visit, you have a closet full of clothes and a drawer full of lingerie you need to move so they don't stumble upon it.

When looking at women, you have no carnal thoughts at all. You're just checking out their outfits and how the women present themselves.

[Mackem Sue]

When looking at women, you have no carnal thoughts at all. You're just checking out their outfits and how the women present themselves.


Erm, to be fair, both sets of thought pass through my head, though I admit the odd carnal thoughts start after the checking of the outfits.

Sue

[bre]

Yes, Sue, often both thoughts. And sometimes they are swirled together in the most intriguing manner.

[Geena75]

if when referring to your 'stash,' it's a collection of lingerie and dresses.
if when wearing a long, untucked shirt, you swoop your hands along your backside when sitting down in male mode.

[Robbiegirl]

When at a young age you can name lingerie brands you really like -- Maidenform, Vasserete, and Bali !

[bre]

Rather, when you have to set up a second panty drawer.

[JohnH]

You might be a crossdresser if you wear dresses to church more frequently than the women of the church, as I do.

[Elizabeth G]

When adding spaghetti sauce to your grocery list predictive text changes "Ragu" to "Rago".

[Maid_Marion]

You smile when the new company dress code gives examples of professional attire as dresses/skirts.

[Breezy]

I love wearing panties but the thrill of adding the rest of the feminine attire makes all the difference!

[bre]

... you carry your phone tucked in your bra and the ringtone is set on "vibrate."

[Wendy James]

You are thinking is my bra strap showing (even when dressed in men's clothing)
I am going to need another drawer for all my bras
Where am I going to put all of these shoes

[Tracy Irving]

You might be a crossdresser if your phone learned to autocorrect crossdresser to one word.

[Natalie5004]

If you spend half your days dressed like Natalie. In the morning a shower and shave then moisturize, makeup, picking out clothes for the day then spend all day dressed.

[JackieD]

Think if you are wearing panties, bra. Other woman?s clothes. You are a crossdresor. What else would you call it. Nothing wrong with it. Just enjoy it . If putting on panties is your goal of the day. Yes

[Mackem Sue]

The Amazon delivery driver delivers a box not knowing there's lingerie in it and you have to position yourself at the front door to block the delivery driver spotting a suspender belt hanging, drying from a ceiling-based lampshade.

I momentarily forgot it was there. Comical if nothing else I guess.



Sue

[macada10]

When your female partner "borrows" your clothes to go out.

[RetroChrissyCD]

... you are no longer all thumbs when buttoning a top that has buttons on the left side.

[JohnH]

When your wife asks if you have a compact mirror in your purse.
When your wife searches for lipstick in your purse.

[Sabine Janus]

you're here

[Marcelo]

You see a GG's panties protruding above her pants' waistline and recognize you have the same style only in a different color.

[jacques]

... you own more bras than your wife.

[NonbiNancy]

You find yourself laughing out loud all the wonderful and hilarious comments on this thread. Love it!!

[StephanieCD]

When you have more panties that boxers.

[Heather76]

To post # 153 - I definitely have more bras than my wife.
To post # 155 - I have appx 50 pairs of panties and ZERO pairs of boxers or tighty whities.

I guess I must be a crossdresser. Whodathunkit?

[Jillcder]

If you visited Provincetown and are highly disappointed you missed Fantasia fair by one week! Or even know what Fantasia fair is.

[GraceM]

You say "YAAAAAAS, girl!" when replying in the affirmative to just about everyone, male or female.

(Ummmm... is that just me??)

No, it's not just you.

[StephanieCD]

You go to the local supermarket and realise when you get home you have worn a female very bling watch for all to see lol.

[Patience]

...you get annoyed at the traffic light turning green too quickly because you needed more time to check out what that woman at the bus stop was wearing.

[CynthiaD]

You won the lottery and spent all the money on shoes.

[Crissy 107]

You bring your own bottle of nail polish to the salon

[Davina2833]

Crissy,

You are so right!

Davina

[melissalynn]

You bring your own bottle of nail polish to the salon

After finding a perfect color the last time I got mine done, I may start bringing my own.

[TessK]

You get excited when a style of shoes goes up to size 13

[SavannahVee]

When your daily skin care routine involves 3 different face cremes. (not counting the stuff you use for shaving)

[stepanie]

When you'd rather buy a dress than tools

[Natalie5004]

When you just find out that your wife has told her gay 30 year old son that you are a crossdresser.

She told him last year and I just found out about it. She told me. I told her that she has a big mouth and do not tell anyone. It is my business to tell anyone I want and her son was not on my list.

It is not like I am a Trans Person that needs to come out to everyone you know.

[Patience]

If it comes to that, Trans people don't need to come out to everyone, either.

Sorry for the bad news.

When you have more (and newer) panties than men's underwear.

[Lois Lane]

You want to go dressed up. Heels and pantyhose. With a female friend. And heels clicking

[Heather76]

When you'd rather buy a dress than tools

I have all the tools I need and/or want. I NEED/WANT infinitely more dresses.

When you enjoy having conversations with women much more than with men. Although only CDing for about 30 months, I've always felt more comfortable engaging women in conversation than men. I wonder if I should have picked up on this as a clue that there has been a greater feminine side to me than I had ever let out.

[Fiona Manchmal]

...you take more care ironing her clothes than his.

[SaraLin]

Or:
You know how to iron.

[MarinaTwelve200]

Who IRONS clothes anymore?

[Heather76]

I definitely iron clothes when I want them to look good. There is no way a man's "wrinkle free" shirt looks nice and fresh if it hasn't been ironed. In retirement, I only wear them to church on Sundays. The rest of the time I'm either wearing golf shirts or crossdressing. I wash all my female garments in cold water by hand and let them dry on a hanger. My nighties and dresses all dry nice and smooth and look great without ironing. I've never considered ironing my lace panties, lace bralettes, and bras. :heehee::heehee::heehee:

[BaliGirl]

You hesitate to buy more bras/panties because your underwear drawers are full.

[bre]

You're so right, BaliGirl. Lane Bryant had panties on sale recently at 10 for $35 and - alas - I had no room to hold more.

[JoanneOG]

You write a second real letter to Santa wishing for bras, panties & delicates counteracting the original which had slippers, socks & a scarf.

[bre]

... If you see a post about "Nylons missing in stores" and your first thought is "I didn't take them."

[Heather76]

If you borrow a needle and black thread from your wife's sewing supplies to repair a hole in your fishnets. Ask me how I know.

Your wife reminds you the HVAC serviceman is coming to do the semi-annual system check and you might want to change out of your nightgown and get dressed (in drab).

[Michelle1955]

When your wife does your laundry, folds the items, and place in the drawers where they belong.
And when you have no male underwear any more.0

[JohnH]

If you borrow a needle and black thread from your wife's sewing supplies to repair a hole in your fishnets. Ask me how I know.

Your wife reminds you the HVAC serviceman is coming to do the semi-annual system check and you might want to change out of your nightgown and get dressed (in drab).

I simply put on a dress when the weather is warm. No trousers (pants) for me in summer. And that goes even when I go to church. I don't care if visitors see me wearing a dress.

[Robin-in-TX]

You see BaliGirl's avatar before you see her name and recognize the bra as made by Bali.

[Fiona Manchmal]

You're in two minds about the arrival of winter: he hates the thought of having to cover up on his bike rides; she welcomes the chance to shave her legs.

[Teresa.Smith.VA]

You might be a crossdresser if you crossdress.

[Diane P]

If, after just two months of crossdressing, you have to move your male clothes to another bedroom because of how many dresses, nightgowns and tops you have in your bedroom closet. Also if you have enough bikini panties to wear a different pair every day for two months but only enough male underwaer to wear for 5 days.

[Crissy 107]

If you have a Wacoal account in your own name.
Oops guilty!

[JustagirlAtheart]

Well said, lol. Don't forget the shoes!

Rachael

[April Rose]

You might be a married CD'r if you haven't personally bought male underwear in 50 years.:rolleyes:

[MsEva]

... you can scroll through this thread and have really search to find a post that DOESN'T apply to you!!!

(OMG ... guilty as charged!!!!)

Truth!!!

[valerie anne]

If you have bought a dressmaker's tape just to measure your bust size.....

Mine has got me from a B to a C then a D and I am hoping for a 36 E!

I didn't believe it when tape said I could fill a D cup, but I ordered the bras and with a suffocating band, full underwire & tight straps, I just filled them. Three months later, easy-peasy.

[kimmy p]

You don't notice the pretty lady, though you are envious of her shoes.

Your wife borrows your favorite dress (happened last night, and insisted that I tell here she looks better in it).

Your wife usesyou as her fashion consultant, followed by job offers from the women's only clothing store.

[Mtoffee]

You hesitate to buy more bras/panties because your underwear drawers are full.

You have to purge your lingerie drawers to make room for more panties, stockings and pantyhose because there is just NOT ENOUGH room, (and you've just seen a whole lot of REALLY CUTE lingerie you have to buy!).
AND use a netbag in the clothes-washer to separate your lingerie from your wifes!
PS: she borrows MY boxer shorts from time to time and LIKES THEM! :devil:

[RachelR]

when you comment to your wife how pretty those new set of earrings look on her and then later ask to borrow them.

[Genifer Teal]

When you compliment a co worker's outfit (or some part of it) and you DON'T get reported to HR because she knows it was simply just a compliment. She probably even mentions where she got it. Lol

[NancySue]

When your first reading choices are Talbots, Soft Surroundings, Hanes, Vanity Fair, etc. Also when you go on line to Amazon, you type in Lingerie.

[RachelR]

I could not help myself coming up with more. These cover a wide range of my crossdressing life

...when you and your SO place a large order from a skin care/makeup company, and you both cannot wait to open the package to see what free gifts were included.
...when you ask your SO if you can go shopping with her because she is heading to TG/CD friendly stores such as torrid or lane bryant.
...As a teenager while fully/partially dressed, your panic room was the closest bathroom whenever you unexpectedly heard the garage or front door open.
...You sometimes worry that your pets will briefly go into stranger danger mode after you come out of the bathroom or closet fully dressed.
...when you sometimes look at a meal and wonder how many calories are in it and will it push me into the next dress size.
...your first experience buying and trying on feminine cloths in public felt both terrifying and euphoric.
...Cranking the AC when dressing because you do not want to sweat having on 4 layers of undergarments just trying to get somewhat of an hourglass figure.
...your SO is going to the nail salon to get acrylic's put on and you find yourself discussing nail shape and color with her. Not to mention you are secretly incredibly jealous!
...worried for the first time in the summer wearing shorts that your leg hair has not fully grown in and your cis friends may notice.
...As a teenager when your older sisters want to use your closet as overflow for cloths. You are secretly not mad at the idea and let them fill your closet. You even remove some of your drab cloths to make more room

[BustyOlivia]

When you pass a pretty girl on the street and instead of hawking at her, you imagine if you were wearing that outfit how would it feel or would you want hair or nails like her or make up inspo

[Mtoffee]

When you're shopping in the store or supermarket and just have to go by the lingerie section to check out new arrivals :)

[christine55]

If you are more attracted to a girl wearing a long floral print dress than one wearing short shorts

[Freddi]

You'd rather have an evening in dressed than go to the pub or you can't wait to get home from a day out so you can get changed (I'm not an out & about CD'er)

[Crissy 107]

You would rather watch a fashion show then a sporting event

[BobbiKay]

You're in the grocery on a Saturday night with your wife, and she's fanning her coat because she's hot, and you say "Just take off the coat!", and she leans over and whispers "I can't, I didn't put on a bra!", and you try to tell her "It's fine, nobody will notice, they're too busy shopping to look!" and it's all you can do to resist offering to lend her yours.

[JulieC]

You walk through a flea market, and the main thing you are looking for are gently used women's clothes.

[Cheryl T]

Your favorite tv shows are reruns of "What Not to Wear" and "Say Yes to the Dress" and every night you watch "Wheel of Fortune" just to see what Vanna's wearing that night.

[Teresa.Smith.VA]

You Might Be a Crossdresser If... you dress in women's clothes from head to toe, wear a pretty wig, skillfully apply make up, and don't forget to paint your nails.

Now that the answer is settled, enjoy it.

[Pernille Tiratzo]

.. You look at your female colleagues and wonder Where she got those nice pants.

.. Wonder where the girl next to you on the bus had her nails done

[Jade P]

You have to purge your lingerie drawers to make room for more panties, stockings and pantyhose because there is just NOT ENOUGH room, (and you've just seen a whole lot of REALLY CUTE lingerie you have to buy!).
AND use a netbag in the clothes-washer to separate your lingerie from your wifes!
PS: she borrows MY boxer shorts from time to time and LIKES THEM! :devil:

I have 2 lingerie drawers that are full. Guess its time to purge some mens clothing so I can start a third drawer. I handwash all of my lingerie.

[Jeanettew]

Your best mate and his wife come for dinner and all you can think about all night is wearing the dress she has on

[Kaycie]

You wear a kilt but don't know what bagpipes are for

[bre]

... you are repeating instructions using the phonetic alphabet for clarity and absentmindedly say "Tanga" instead of "Tango." (Maybe it's just a Freudian slip.)

... if you sometimes wear a vintage civil defense dosimeter as a fashion accessory. 335117

[Mtoffee]

If you get dressed from head to toe in sexy lingerie when your wife is out...:o:o

[Denise C]

Or when she is in :D

[Misty_cder]

During spring cleaning, you ask your wife to save her old maternity clothing for you to try on that got pushed to the back of the closet.

[Diana black]

As soon as you get alone pull the blinds down so you can put on your favourite dress.

[Teresa.Smith.VA]

You Might Be a Crossdresser If...

Your wife recognizes that it's been to long since you had a girl day together. So she looks you in the eyes and says, "I want my special girlfriend to magically appear...today!"