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JulieC
01-10-2024, 08:19 PM
I love my wife!

So last night, I spent the whole evening fully crossdressed, complete with my breast forms. Wonderful evening, and towards the end it got even better. So, we're juuust beginning to get ready for bed. I've taken the dogs out, come in, got one of the dogs situated in her spot on the bed, and think to myself "oh yeah, I've got to do that" (for something I needed to do). I then got the other dog situated, and then...realized I'd forgotten what it was I needed to do next. The thought just went in one side of my brain and straight out the other side. I'm standing there still crossdressed, confused, and trying to remember what it was. I said to my wife, "I can't remember what it was I was going to do. I'm really scatterbrained tonight!"

Her response? "It's the boobs!" :heehee:

Crissy 107
01-10-2024, 08:24 PM
Great comment by your wife! Sounds like your wife is onboard with things, lucky you!

Suzie Petersen
01-10-2024, 09:35 PM
Haha! Thats funny Julie ... and oh so very wrong :)

mbmeen12
01-10-2024, 11:42 PM
Right side vs Left side...

alwayshave
01-11-2024, 08:03 AM
Julie, That is too funny. Your wife has a great sense of humor.

Diane P
01-11-2024, 08:44 AM
Julie your wife sounds like an absolute riot! I'm very happy for you that you have such a good relationship with her.

CarlaWestin
01-12-2024, 12:25 PM
It's always the boobs, duh!

NancyTO
01-12-2024, 12:39 PM
Were you wearing a blonde wig as well? :)

Debbie Denier
01-12-2024, 01:52 PM
Those pesky boobs.

JohnH
01-12-2024, 02:08 PM
I don't have to wear breast forms as my bra cup size is DD with no filler. There are downsides of having natural boobs:
1. I can't wear trunks. My swimsuit is a tankini that has "boy shorts" that give room for my male junk.
2. When I wear a man's coat and tie outfit (which is seldom) I have to keep the jacket on to hide my breasts.

As my dear departed wife used to say, "John, you're one of a kind. You have tits and a dick".

John

Emily in the south
01-13-2024, 07:08 AM
That is so great.. made me laugh.
I love Nancy's comment, lol.

Emily

Heather76
01-14-2024, 09:13 PM
If that verbal exchange had happened between me and my wife, I would have likely replied to her "Well, your boobs don't make you forgetful. Why should mine do that to me?"

NancySue
01-15-2024, 10:40 AM
Funny come back. We both keep a broad sense of humor. It seems nobody tease?s anymore without getting their feelings hurt. Not us. Enjoy.

JulieC
01-15-2024, 01:45 PM
Heather; well, she also says that women don't have penis envy; men have breast envy. Ok I can agree to that :) So, if I'm wearing bra and forms, it's different than it is for her.

JohnH; that's an hysterical comment from your (sadly gone!) wife!

Nancy: No, no wig...don't have one. Yet! Going to try to change that this year.

Crissy: Yes, my wife is onboard and accepting. Over the last week, we've been kid free. I've been dressing 24/7 when we're not out and about (and even then I've been underdressed). She's been happy with it all, and her affection hasn't changed. This is the first time I've gone this long dressing all the time. We knew this was coming and we had discussions about it. She told me that if it became a problem, she would let me know. So far, so grand!

Everyone: Yes, she is a stitch and is wonderful :) I don't think I could have appreciated her when I was younger, but by the time I met her...I realized she was the full package and then some. She knows I think so. Measure of a successful marriage; both partners think they made out better than the other. That's us :)

Maria 60
01-15-2024, 06:30 PM
Oh yeh she got you there. That was a good one.