Victoria Secret – Not a secret anymore!!!

[Karren H]

Ok, so I’m setting at my desk today and in walks one of our executive secretary’s. Very pretty gal, nice makeup, hair, legs…. Ahhhhh where was I? ….. and says with a big smile “I received some of your mail by mistake today!!!” dropping 2 Victoria Secret catalogs on my desk!!! Now on the inside I’m going “Ekkkkkkkkkkkk” but on the outside I’m cool and calm, a little moist under the arms!

So I explain that I bought something for my wife (lier, lier!!) and had it delivered to the office and she seemed satisfied with that. I tried to give her one but she declined. My secretary, Karen, thinks it’s a hoot and now the whole executive wing knows. And all because I won a football bet (thank you again April!!). They are still coming every week, too!!

So be careful what you order and have sent to the office because it can come back and bite you in the butt long after you have recieved it!!!! I’m sure glad no one opened my breast forms when they came in, now that would be a hard sell!! Hmmmmm Bachelor party gag gift? Paper weights? CAT TOYS!!!!!! hehehe

Love Karren

[JoAnnDallas]

KAREN..... Didn't you know that more men have VS catalog subscriptions than women do. Even my wife knows I have one and she doesn't know about JoAnn at all.
So all I would have said was "Thank you, sorry they came to you instead of me". I bet she don't care if they are yours.

JoAnn

[paulaN]

comming from a gal who dresses in the mens room on her lunch break. you should have said thanks. that's it no more no less. keep on gurlen hun.

[Teresa Amina]

comming from a gal who dresses in the mens room on her lunch break

Got any security cameras in that rest room?:eek: :D

[Robertacd]

You have stuff you want kept secret sent to your work?:eek: :eek:

Thats just asking for trouble as an employer has every right to open any mail delivered to their place of business. I know mine does, not everything but somethings, you just never know...

[KELLYANN]

good for you KARREN. just go with it girl. don't worry about what the co-workers think. IT'S YOUR MAIL AND YOUR BUSINESS. AND MAY I ADD, YOU LOOK GOOD GIRL! KELLYANN:happy:

[Aynthem]

My little brother is stationed in Germany with the Army, he says Victoria Secret is the best free porn in the 'verse. He has it forwarded to him in Germany, where apparently it gets alot of freindly attention from the guys in his platoon. My mother just frowns.

[HaleyPink2000]

Karen Sis.

Send those old Catalogs to me Hun. I'm way into looking at the cute women in them. I don't care who knows. LOLOL Have to tell ya, Where I worked they did outlaw calendars with women on them. LOLOL:)

So all the guys got Victoria Secrets catalogs sent to our work sites. That drove them crazy, the Boss at each site. We all did say it was for our wives. Most did mean it. LOLOL

But, it was so funny cause all the time after that, like 50 or more of the same catalog were delivered. All over our work site. It was a hoot, really!

[Joy Carter]

Get a post box sweety that way you don't have to explaine !

[Emily Ann Brown]

Tough crowd sis !!!! It's those stories that make life as a dresser interesting. I'm sure you will be fine. By the way, those Dolly Parton breast forms and the drag queen sequined pageant gown I bought you for your birthday were mailed to your work address yesterday.......now if I could only remember if I used your given name or "Karren Hutton"....hmmmmmmmm.

Emily Ann
(giggle giggle)

[Emily Ann Brown]

Which reminds me of the eBAY package I got at work recently addressed to "Emily Ann ##########". (YES, my given last name !) Asked the seller to ship it to my boyfriend since I would be "out of town on a business trip". Never heard a peep from my secretary about it. Remind me to give her a nice raise.........

Emily Ann

[HaleyPink2000]

Oh, did you get the Drag outfit yet I put in the post to you? Oh yeah, I used your Office address, Hope thats ok? LOLOLOL:)

[HaleyPink2000]

Em and I were wondering if you'd be ok with us picking you up from your office. You know we'd be dressed and all if that's ok? We asked your Sec about your calendar, and She said you'd be free! LOLOLOL:)

Laffin!:) Jusk Kidding LOLOLOLOL

[Karren H]

HEY Haley and Em, I have both your address's so you could get a flock of VS cataloges suddenly appear!! hehehe

Love Karren

[Sam-antha]

Hi Karen,
I must confess that I read too quickly thro your note. I read that it was yuor secretary, pretty girl, nice make-up, hairy legs... and went back for another take.....
Um..
But really, two copies of that book...!
One for you and one for my SO would have been the answer, not that she wanted one, she just wanted to see yuor reaction. Something to chat about, not thebooks,your reaction.

[imarocker2]

Today, I got my nude crotchless bodystocking (my first!) and a matching pink bra/thong set from Fredricks delivered to my work and I don't care who sees a new catalog coming every few months. If anyone says anything, I'll just say my girlfriend likes to tease me.

On a related note, the bodystocking is fantastic and feels great! The quality of the bra and thong are better than V.S. too.

I'm so happy :cool:

[Karren H]

Today, I got my nude crotchless bodystocking (my first!) and a matching pink bra/thong set from Fredricks delivered to my work and I don't care who sees a new catalog coming every few months. If anyone says anything, I'll just say my girlfriend likes to tease me.

On a related note, the bodystocking is fantastic and feels great! The quality of the bra and thong are better than V.S. too.

I'm so happy :cool:

OH NO!!!!! I hope the Victoria Did Not hear you say that!!!! You could bring down a hord of winged, lingerie clad babes on to you and yours!!! Hmmmmm Wait! That doesnt sound too bad!! Nooooo!!! Over here, over here!!!! hehehehehe


Love Karren